Heidi Klum Gave Birth To A Lou

Heidi Klum's crotch will no longer be in the shadow of her enormous belly, because she finally birthed one of those baby things early this morning. Heidi's crotch can finally get some sun. Yipeee.

Radar says that Heidi and Seal's second baby friend (her third) has a vagina and they named her Lou Samuel.

You know, I didn't smack my lips or rotate my eyes when reading that name, so it's fine by me. I actually like old man names for little girls. Think about it. A girl in a pink dress and pig tails with the name Horrice, Angus or Clarence is pretty damn adorable.....if you're stoned.

However, I'm not sure if it works with boys too. We should put it to the test. The first one of you who pops out a boy, better name him Bertha or Myrtle. Tell me how that goes.

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Submitted by Arrynne on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:59am.

Actually.. This is her FOURTH child, THIRD with Seal. I would think as a gossip website you would do your research first.

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Submitted by libby on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:38pm.

I hate the fact that I really admire Heidi. I have been watching Project Runway for 6 years, but it's her life outside of PR that makes me a fan. She has multiple contracts, multiple businesses, and loves popping out kids, and actually spends time with them.
She mentioned in some interview that if you come to her & Seal's house, it is full of toys and clutter because their children are part of their family, why try to maintain a museum instead of just a home?
She seems so grounded and down to Earth. And they seem like such a great working partnership.

And yes, this is her 4th, but Seal's 3rd biological child.

Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:06am.

They must be over the moon!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 4:26am.

Forget that icky stinky fish (= yuck!), Miss WM!

Show us some frontal nude pics of that black man!

Submitted by lastochka77 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:45am.

This is actually Heidi's 4th child, 3rd together with Seal.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:40am.

I simply can't hate her or her hubby. He's obviously an outstanding guy who became her daughter's daddy before she was even born, and she seems to be a very friendly goofy person. She also has a rockin' body for a mom of 3 and 1/2.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:02am.

How do these women manage to even smile? I have just the one kid and with my hubby being away on business for a week and her doing her Tigger thing for 14 hours a day I feel like I wanna punch someone's light out. Even my daily 1 hour run doesn't help now. The likes of Klum must either be superhuman or braindead for being able to handle 4 kids.

Submitted by dick on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:44pm.

my mother's louise, but her sisters call her lou. i've always like it. she has a sister named maxine and they all call her max. double cute.

Submitted by Romai on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:44pm.

In my personal experience, it's all belly with boys and weight gain all around with girls. Seriously hoping this one's a boy! Unless of course, no other Dlister is having a boy anytime soon. No way in hell am I naming my child (boy OR girl) Bertha or Myrtle, no matter how much I might adore Michael K or Dlisted, and I don't want to be the one to disappoint.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:24pm.

What the hell was that old vampire Karl Lagerfeld queefing about when he'd said Heidi Klum was too fat?

Heidi is a FINE example of German engineering.
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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:58pm.

This is Heidi's fourth baby - and her third with Seal. She and Seal already had two sons together.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:50pm.

Congratulations to Heidi and Seal! It seems they really love each other.
Heidi is so lovely.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:45pm.

WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE HER? Hell, I'd be willing to look 9 months pregnant for eternity to look like her.

bitch.

Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:37pm.

She is a breeder like the Duggars. This is her fourth kid, in like, 5 years or maybe 6. Heidi Klum got knocked up by some Italian guy, and then has three kids in four years by Seal. Stop overpopulating the planet ! STOP BREEDING !

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:30pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:03pm.
Congrats to the couple. They make me smile!

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Me too! They are such a sexy couple. why can't they leak a sex tape?

Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:04pm.

Congratulations to Heidi and Seal.

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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:10pm.

I was hoping for a Lou Diamond Phillips.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:03pm.

Congrats to the couple. They make me smile!

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Submitted by lizardo911 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:38pm.

This is her 4th kid. Body must be a broke down mess...

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:20pm.

Isn't Samuel the last name? I might be wrong

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:19pm.

Lou Samuel for a girl? Just as bad as Apple and the rest of the bunch.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:33pm.

heidi and seal appear to be a happy couple so i have no hate to give...congrats to them...
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:29pm.

Can't wait to see what Heidi dresses up as THIS year for the Hollywood Hallowe'en party circuit...

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Submitted by easyaspie2 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:26pm.

Heidi has three kids already. Two skinny boys with big afros with Seal and a pale blonde female with her former Eurotrash lover.
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I was about to say... I thought this was her fourth child because I remember her having 2 babies with Seal, almost back-to-back.

Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:22pm.

Lou? Srsly?

Why does that remind me of the San Francisco Giants' mascot?

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/fan_forum/louseal.jsp

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Submitted by karen on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:57pm.

i love heidi and seal. she married him on the rebound, she was actually pregnant with the italian jerks baby, he treated her very badly and seal was there to pick up the pieces. if you look at heidi ten years ago before the "going hollywood" blonde when she was brown haired she was so unbelievably beautiful.. still thinks shes hot for an "older" model, congrats to them for a healthy child and happy blended family.

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:26pm.

Heidi has three kids already. Two skinny boys with big afros with Seal and a pale blonde female with her former Eurotrash lover.

Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:23pm.

Her rep says it's not true. From Just Jared:

Heidi Klum Has Not Given Birth Yet

Heidi Klum has not given birth, sources close to the Project Runway host confirm to JustJared.com.

This is the second false alarm this week for the 35-year-old German supermodel. Earlier today, it was reported that Heidi gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel. On Wednesday, online reports claimed Heidi was in the hospital about to give birth. “She’s at home resting,” her rep had said.

Reps for Heidi and Seal declined to comment. However, Lou may or may not be the name of Heidi’s new daughter!

Submitted by Myntee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:08pm.

oh i was gonna correct the amount of children they have but meh i've been beaten to it.
i can't wait to see what this little one looks like i love her other 2 boys, thier hair is adorable! mixed race bebehs are so pretty.

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Submitted by newsmediaimages on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:00pm.

Oh at fucking last..... she was beginning to look like Perez Hilton. So who wants to know what the glum seal kid looks like then.... first picture exc here chaps! http://bit.ly/OuN55

Submitted by Tamzin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:56pm.

At least it's a real name.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:52pm.

They should not have kicked Epperson off. I thought he was going to be part of the final 3.

Submitted by johnosahon on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:46pm.

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MK, this is her FOURTH child not third, it is their THIRD child together.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:41pm.

Finally -- it seemed like Heidi was preggers forever. Not that I care or anything. But she does always have a smokin' post-baby bod. Ah, good for them.

Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:40pm.

Heidi & Seal's THIRD baby friend. Heidi's fourth.

Submitted by KidL on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:38pm.

It's not bad. Could be a helluva lot worse.

Submitted by Candy on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:35pm.

4th MK
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Submitted by moonchilde on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:26pm.

"Lou" is not necessarily a boy's name; consider Lou Salomé (psychoanalyst, author, discipline/student/muse of Nietzsche, Freud and others) as an example of a woman with this name.

Submitted by Lilo84 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:22pm.

Congrats to them both. I like this couple and I've been a huge fan of Seal for years. Lou Samuel huh... not so bad I suppose; I have an aunt Lou.

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Submitted by eringobraugh84 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:21pm.

Samuel is their last name and this is their fourth - her third. She had a girl, then they had two boys, now another girl.

Submitted by Khandi on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:21pm.

... although I guess since he adopted her first we can't say it's her 4th & his 3rd. It's just their 4th child...

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Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:20pm.

that should say girls are ALL belly

Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:20pm.

Apparently it's the other way around....Girls you are belly and boys all the way around. In the case of Heidi and my boss at least.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:14pm.
When pregnant with boys you go OUT, all belly, with girls, all the way around.

Submitted by Khandi on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:19pm.

Uhm, it's her forth kid (his third)
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