Billy Ray Cyrus Really Wants Miley To Come Back To Twitter
In case you haven't heard from the crazed screaming tweens (and pedos) running down your block with tears in their eyes and blood on their wrists, Miley Cyrus left Twitter. Yes, this is a devastating blow to the spirit of this country, but we must move on as a people! However, Billy Ray Cyrus didn't take it so well. Right after his daughter signed off for good, he jumped on his Twatter and begged her to come back. This shit will give you the achy-breaky barfs.
Maybe the Twitter executives promised Billy Ray a lifetime supply of peroxide and highlight caps if he brought Miley back. Or maybe Billy Ray just doesn't know how he's going to spend his nights now that Miley is no longer Tweeting webcam pictures of herself and her friends. Yeah, that's the ticket.
But Billy Ray now understands why Miley made the OMGWTF important decision to dump her Twatter thanks to this rap video she made. I'm too old for this video. Actually, we're all too old for this shit. WARNING: This might make you want to bust into a "Goodbye Internet" rap.
Didn't Miley learn anything from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie? Chipmunks should never ever rap.
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Biz Stones, the guy who invented Twitter had a little chat with Miley about all this, deleting her account and all, and this is what was said. Telephone transcript. http://bit.ly/yTMm5
Who cares? Miley can't sing.
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it amuses me that trashy assed names like this are totally forgotten when certain people want to talk about how others name their kids.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Billy Ray Cyrus is gross.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
only Disney executives trying to wrench out one more Hannah Montana tour give a fuck about this fucked up fuckery.
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
Is there any doubt that Billy Ray made a pact with the devil? It is nearly impossible that one country act who can't sing would have a successful career, parlay that into acting (he acted before Miley) and have an equally untalented daughter also have a successful acting and music career? Add the littlest Beverly Hillbilly grandma-lookin' 9 year-old lending her voice to a Disney movie? I'm convinced. Devil reincarnate = Cyrus family
Should Billy Ray Cyrus even BE Twittering.
Isn't there an age limit?
She'll be back.
Oh for chrissakes who gives a fuck about this two bit fiddle player and his daughter??
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I don't give a rat's ass if she twitters about her twat or not, but I thought the rap was cute.
Okay, I don't want to get cyber stoned but I don't understand what's so bad about her making that video.
The dad. That's the weird part. WTF is his old ass on twitter??? Asking his daughter to see that light and return???
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I like her music, nice she did a goodbye rap for her Twitty fans.
Twitter does sux,
Facebook good.
good-bye miley
the world doesn't need you, god damn trash
oh got it, she needs her "privacy"...sooo posting a rap on you tube will guarantee that...i predict porn/teen pregnancy/drug addict for her...
They don't communicate face to face? What kind of a dad (that isn't Michael Lohan) talks to his kid through twitter?
I miss the days of AOL chat and IM message.
Billy Ray and White Oprah should have a joint intervention with Miley and Lindsay.
Instead of searching and confiscating for drugs, they'll take their bank/credit cards and call it a day.
It's genius. Destiny...
i think i just threw up a lill in my mouth.
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who gonna check me boo?
WAIT WAIT did i miss something? this trick says she doesn't have time for twitter anymore yet she has time to make this lousy ass video explaining in a rap why she's leaving it?? give me a break. or a dick. i prefer the latter.
Submitted by SwollenSwell on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:06pm.
and they gave obama the nobel?? how could they overlook this ray of light? i don't know about you guys, but i'm standing. standing for what i believe in.
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I'm still saddened that they didn't give Blohan the Nobel for her work in the field of science. It takes genius like hers to handle that many chemicals on a daily basis and still be alive.
As for this story, Destiny Hope's (vom) dad is a manipulative sack of shit. It's just Twitter. He needs to get a damn life and lay off the guilt tripping. (And this is coming from someone who can't stand Miley Cyrus)
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Whatever.
Okay.
Don't care.
Next.
and they gave obama the nobel?? how could they overlook this ray of light? i don't know about you guys, but i'm standing. standing for what i believe in.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:28pm.
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Happy Saturday, TITS!!! SMOOCH! I like your Canadabis flag!
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:52am.
Doh! You watched the rap!! Yep, it's over. You're done. You'll forever see those dumb tricks bobbing their heads in the giant shoe holders to Miley's Goodbye Twitter rap. You're now in hell. Here, have a beer. It's not as bad here as everyone said it was, actually. The music sucks though.
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First good laugh I've had in days.
You rule, unhappy-shower-cat.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:11pm.
yin!!!!.. how's everylittlething?!
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:08pm.
@ EveryStrangersEye
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ESE!!!!
Guess what, I just watched Village People sing "YMCA" on you.tube and I danced! And my puppy was yapping at me! Woof woof! :-)
hi 'lil rascal!!.. i've got a fat fuzzy sitting next to me purring and licking... but, no.. i'm not gonna dance!LOL!
OT: let's try the classic.. i don't care
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Ummm wth was that shit I just watched. whatever...I dont care. go into your light and be there.
Coma Caca!!
Hiya Yang.
This makes my skin crawl. All snark aside, somethin in the milk ain't clean.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
@ EveryStrangersEye
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Guess what, I just watched Village People sing "YMCA" on you.tube and I danced! And my puppy was yapping at me! Woof woof! :-)
sorry for the double post i think i'm still drunk
"we r countin on u"...yeah for the next fucking paycheck asshole...
"we r countin on u"...yeah for the next fucking paycheck asshole...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:53am.
what happened to your animated avie?... that was cool.. made it look like the bird was actually saying the snark
Somewhere on my computer...squaking!
I can't take it no more! Rappin Rodney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Trpbb3cjg
LOL!!!!! Aw, Manimal that ROCKED!!!!!!!!!
I remember this from when I was a kid, thanks for the memories!
RIP Rodney!
"I called suicide prevention and they put me on hold"
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
i don't know... it just seems fitting.. and, hey! i'm on-topic!
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:48pm.
Pathetic :-(
simple and perfect... and true!
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Pathetic :-(
Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
Is the child's destiny to post hopeful messages on Twitter?
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Ha! Like what? Like:
"Hey, I'm just like you 'cept my Daddy knows "people" and yours don't so dats why YOU are watching ME insteada ME watching YOU! So there:)"
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:52am.
Doh! You watched the rap!! Yep, it's over. You're done. You'll forever see those dumb tricks bobbing their heads in the giant shoe holders to Miley's Goodbye Twitter rap. You're now in hell. Here, have a beer. It's not as bad here as everyone said it was, actually. The music sucks though.
{sluuurp}
Thanks for the beer, man. You saved me.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:41am.
Miley + Rap = BARF
first time my dyslexia didn't hinder my understanding math.. thanks!
Well, awright then!!!
What an attention whore. The only why she did this was so she could feel better about herself. "The Fans really love me." Fuck you, Miley.
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Is the child's destiny to post hopeful messages on Twitter? If she were relegated to total obscurity, I might find her a charming teenager.
billyray is SO gross.... and so's DESTINY HOPE
puke.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:02pm.
great.. i'm gonna have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day!... when i burn down an orphanage it's all on you!
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
LOL! Everyone keeps saying ray of light...and I keep thinking this is a Madonna thread. It's all so interchangeable. Billy Ray - Miley's gonna break your heart some day, for real. Can you feel it? I said, can you feel it? You better start feeling it, hunny, cuz here it comes.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:03pm.
oh, come on!!... your misspellings are way cooler... and you can empty a thread like nobody's business.. so.. ya got that goin' for ya!LOL!
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LOL! Trudat. That helps me get to bed at night, at least!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
She totally reminded me of Chris Crocker for a few moments in that video.
Ray or light in a world of darkness.... lol... yeah, that's proper parenting.
@Mani:
You know what? Rappin' Rodney makes everything ok again:) He really does:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:59am.
And I get really bitter about that misspelling words thing, too, becuz I invented that. And they bastardized it. Bastards!
oh, come on!!... your misspellings are way cooler... and you can empty a thread like nobody's business.. so.. ya got that goin' for ya!LOL!
OT: nah, still not feeling up to it
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:53am.
what happened to your animated avie?... that was cool.. made it look like the bird was actually saying the snark
Somewhere on my computer...squaking!
I can't take it no more! Rappin Rodney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Trpbb3cjg
And I get really bitter about that misspelling words thing, too, becuz I invented that. And they bastardized it. Bastards!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!