Titty Sacks For Wino?

The Sun is saying that Amy Wino went off to a clinic in London last week, and not because she had the drug ills. No, they say she went in to get a pair of £35,000 plastic titty sacks installed in her chest area.

One source said that Wino has gone from a 32B to a 32D, "She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look - it's all part of her fresh start for her big comeback. We all feared she'd fallen off the wagon when she came in. Then we saw her bouncing around with these huge boobs which stand out as she's so tiny and skinny."

Apparently, Wino decided to pump up the volume on her chichis for her big comeback (AGAIN) on tonight's Strictly Come Dancing. Wino will sing back-up for her 13-year-old protege and goddaughter Dionne Bromfield. But since this is Wino we're yapping about, there's a chance she may not even show up.

While I am a big fan of oversized Tupperware titty balls, I'm not sure if this was a wise move for Wino. I mean, how is she going to slap bitches and chase after paps with two giant fake breasts in her way? Although, maybe Wino had a genius idea and filled her sacks with silicoke. When Wino squeezes a nipple, out comes a dollop of the bad shit. Expect Blohan to get a pair in 3..2..

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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:06am.

She had a lovely natural rack before she got all drugged up and skinny.

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Submitted by Anticelebrity.net on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 7:27am.

Wow... she needs some therapy first to work on the inside (but not the inside of her boob cavity).

Second... that's an expensive boob job... mine cost 10x less and they were done near Harley Street in London too.

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Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 5:16am.

I dunno what to think cause sometimes her boobs looked a tag saggy and sometimes a tag plastic already...hmm:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SJzhSV2jbTI/AAAAAAAAA2A/xCdM7oScUZ...
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/images/2008/12/23/amy_winehouse.jp...
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/12/21/12/1cf48bf64abd3c67e0...

Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:44am.

we can only hope she uses Tara Reid's doctor.

you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:18am.

I thought the pair that she currently had were already plastic. I think she just traded them in for a bigger model. Her original boobs were far smaller than the ones in this picture.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:24pm.

You can't see tits on the radio!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by Myntee on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 7:33pm.

I thaught her chi chis were great before...they were the best looking thing on her, they looked all nice and healthy, like they didnt quite belong on her. she'd have looked fine if she cleaned up, put on a kilo or two and saw a dentist.
why would she go and ruin them?

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 7:16pm.

Let's hope she doesn't go all fuck me pumps on us

"at least your breast cost more than hers..."

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:03pm.

They'll cushion her from wrecking her face during cracked-out, drunken falls...

Oh, wait.

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:56pm.

With all the drugs and booze she consumes the docs won't have to knock her out for her titty-ball surgery.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:16pm.

Her boobs were find before. why are British chicks always wanting Gs and Fs and Jordan tits? It's like an obsession, how big can you go.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:54pm.

Is this a recent picture?? she looks half human.. I love me some Amy... she is the one I'm pulling for. I need another album before she ODs

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:47pm.

Where does she get all her money? She doesn't tour, spend months and months living it up on an island and has only had a couple of hit songs. Where is all the money coming from?

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:04pm.

White Strips are only $24.99... Just sayin.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:48pm.

Whoever that source was is delusional as hell..it will take more than a pair of new boobies to make her look "amazing"..

She already had big boobs to begin with but I guess the rapid weight loss caused them to look deflated..if anything they probably just look more filled up.

Submitted by cuchini on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:48pm.

she probably got tired of people thinking she was sasha baron cohen in drag all the time
when is she fixing that mug?

Submitted by Old_Broad on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:26pm.

I think she's been working on her "comback" for a couple of years now. Probably not gonna happen at this point.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:25am.
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Thanks for looking that up. I'm all ass-backwards today from too much Friday night fun!

No matter how you run the numbers though, Wino got seriously ripped off in the new titty dept. They'd better be spectacular ones for that price, but like you all say, her $$ would be better used fixing those nasty teeth.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:21pm.

Wino could invest in 44DDs and she still wouldn't look like anything other than a crackhead with obviously fake tits. What she needs is to get that roach motel off the back of her head and a scrub down with Fels-Naptha laundry soap.

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Submitted by freebird on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:18pm.

I can't scroll my eyes down past her gross teeth. They're like a car crash. Just as gory. Bleh.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:59am.

$55,000 boob-job??? Total rip-off!

Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:56am.

oh yeah p.s. if this bitch is spending that much on titty balls why can't she drop a couple thousand to get those nasty ass teeth fixed? seriously, GROSS!

Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:55am.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:03am.
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no the conversion is correct, its 1 pound= 1.59 dollars, but the math isn't.
it says 35,000 pounds up there, there is no way 35k pounds = 21k in dollars, it would be opposite.
the dollar is worth less than pounds, therefore the 35k pounds =55,940 u.s. dollars.
i even looked it up on x-rates.com to double check!

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:33am.

Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:56am.
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I think your math is opposite, or maybe mine was wrong. Last I knew, the conversion is that a pound is worth around $1.67 US dollars. If that's the case, then her boob job was about $21,000. She probably added in a boob lift too, but that still leaves a lot of $$ uncounted for. Hopefully the docs ripped her off and charged her a fortune.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:28am.

There's no way she was a 32B before -- girl already had sizable chichis.

And who the hell spends that much on new titties? That's over $10K for each boobie. A top-notch US surgeon only charges around $6K for a boob job.

Something aint right about this, unless Wino had more than new tittays installed.

Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:26am.

she already had big breasts, but they were sagging and covered in stretch marks, probably because of her quick weight loss.
i don't think its weird she got breast surgery, but i DO think its weird she paid 35,000£ for it. thats like 55,000$ ! it shouldn't have cost more than 10k at most. maybe she got something else done too....