Wonky Is Ruining Another Innocent Life!
You might have already read about pet "teacup pigs" being all the rage right now. So, of course, Parasite Hilton had to get on that by dropping $4,500 for her very own micro piggy from Oregon. Wonky's new toy has already arrived and she named her "Miss Pigelette." Apparently, unlike Wonky, Miss Pigelette is already potty-trained.
Wonky's spokesbitch said: "Paris is thrilled! She is a major animal lover and is excited for the arrival of her new piglette."
Just because Wonky is always in the doggy-style position doesn't make her a "major animal lover."
Poor piggy is going to get bullied around by Wonky's crotch crustaceans! They are going to nip at it and force it to hide underneath the sofa. And if that's not bad enough, the swine probably has the Wonky Flu by now. Why isn't Peta parachuting into Wonky's house to save that piglet!
Speaking of "poor creatures in distress," here's Wonky at the opening of Carnival in NYC the other night with a chimp. Why is that chimp kissing on Wonky? Doesn't he know where her mouth has been?! Free clinic, here he comes. Sad faces all around.
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Right now, a new pet craze is starting to sweep the United Kingdom, a new fad of teacup pigs. Teacup pigs are a new miniature breed of swine, and though they will fit in a tea cup after birth, eventually they will most certainly not. Similar to pot bellied pigs, they are small enough to be suitable pets, growing to the size of a small spaniel, as the Chihuahua of swine. Smaller pigs make for good pets – your average pig is more intelligent than your average dog, politician, soccer fan, Toby Keith, or either Paris or Perez Hilton. Pigs also need attention to their skin – they don't have fur, but are one of the few mammals to have hair instead. However, this is a developing industry – unlike toy dog breed farms, these animals go for over $1000 per, so you might need some payday loans UK to get one.
Which one's the pig. Sorry, lame comment haven't even read the other posts so it's possibly not original either. The pig's really cute though as is the chimp. That chimp should slag in her face and make a global statement. Seriously why dosen't this woman get a fucking vocation and live a meaningful life.
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Fuck me it's pigs now, these stupids can't even look after their purse puppies for more than 10 minutes let alone a pot bellied shit dropping pig. But it ain't always one way traffic, read how one little doggie got revenge on his hollywood puppy addict mistress http://bit.ly/1VfMKl
Why can't chimps embrace their natural inclination to be violent in these situation?
Paris Hilton, monkeys and kissing, and pigs...what the FUCK...? Time for her to move back to Arkansas.
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I realize she didn't exactly graduate from high school, but one would think she has at least one person around her who would suggest that she spell check the oh-so-original name she's giving that poor little piggy. It's PIGLET! P-I-G-L-E-T! Not "Pigelette." Herpes encrusted bonehead.
Off to write a quick note to those repulsive creatures who think it's so cool that they are selling a pig to this animal lover "extraordanair."
Submitted by govt_cheese on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:15pm.
Wtf - Miss Piglette?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:46am.
@DiamondDawg, what happened to Jonah Falcon?
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Hi, Green. Nothing happened to him. I was reading a Rant in New Orleans Craigslist and someone mentioned his name. I did not know this person existed.
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I actually looked this guy up. He's famous for having a HUGE dick!
As John Leguizamo said in Moulin Rouge "He has a huge talent!".
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:46am.
@DiamondDawg, what happened to Jonah Falcon?
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Hi, Green. Nothing happened to him. I was reading a Rant in New Orleans Craigslist and someone mentioned his name. I did not know this person existed.
P.S. I hope Miss Piglette shits all over this stupid cunt every chance she gets
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Wtf - Miss Piglette? Holy hell, you couldn't think of a name BETTER THAN THAT?!! Animal lover ... omfg, yeah, I laughed at first reading that and then thought the ASPCA should be notified. This is why I couldn't be a PR whore. I can bullshit like no one else, but I could never work for these vapid whores.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:40am.
You have had part of your brain surgically removed, right?
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LOL!
Seriously, Parasite seems far too self-absorbed to be capable of caring for another life, in any form. Someone needs to give her a good bash in the head. Where's PETA when you actually need them?
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:25am.
i'll throw in her screaming for your answering machine message for free!... what?!.. i'm in a mood!
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I want more than her fingers gone, love - I want Ebola completely eradicated!
Good freaking riddance!
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:19am.
Before I go, I wish Parisite death. Yes, a painful, pus-filled death.
don't forget... i can be hired for a low low rate to take this bitch's fingers off!!
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Before I go, I wish Parisite death. Yes, a painful, pus-filled death.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:35am.
What would you do?
mmmm I hope I never get to be in thay siuation.
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@DiamondDawg, what happened to Jonah Falcon?
omg. i just heard about Johah Falcon. Crap. WHY am I always the last to know?!?!
Long time no see. She's really hot.
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Why can't she look and act like a normal person?? She's making those orgasm faces of her's like she wants to fuck that monkey. Fucking dirty bitch.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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Pig owning a pig, perfect.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:22am.
STEPHEN GATELY DEAD AT 33!!!!!!!!!!!!You know, gay one outta Boyzone...Ronan Keatings boyband....Irish? Forget it! Sad news. :(
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It's on the endless 15 minute loop on CNN Headline news stateside
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:04am.
That's what I mean! I don't know if you'll still be here by the time I say hi:)
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OH, I don't think I was. okay, takes this ((hands angel a *Hi!*)), and save it for the next time. :P
Submitted by BeBe_Kitten on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 2:26am.
Say what you will, the girl loves animals and opens up her home to them as much as she can. Whether she cares for them or help does, who knows.. but fact is their lives are better thanks to her.
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You have had part of your brain surgically removed, right?
Dateline: http://gawker.com/355559/pet-ownership-may-prove-to-be-paris-hiltons-cha...
February 2008
"It seems that the "Hottie" has been, uh, well, killing her dogs. Oh but totally by accident! See she gets a new puppy, but then doesn't want to train it or whatever so she just leaves it in a closet and flits away somewhere. Days later, employees report, they'll find the dog still in the closet, dead. Beautiful. After the jump watch Paris tell Ellen DeGeneres that she owns 17 dogs (Previously on Defamer). Oop, probably 16 by now." [The Awful Truth]
why double post!! why?
Paris is a piece of herpes shit!
Speaking of which... I was at the cafe the other day and I started reading a "Dear Abby" letter from a young woman who was dating a guy who was perfect in every way, but before taking the relationship to the next level, he told her he has herpes and she wanted to know from Dear Abby what she should do! Before I could read the answer, a fellow customer interrupted my reading and I didn't get to read Abby's answer!!
What would you do?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:17am.
i suddenly have an urge to make bacon... not only 'cause it's delicious, but also 'cause i could envision pressing Paris on to the skillet... that's just heaven on earth right there!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:06am.
oh, geezus.. this pig is still up here first?...
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That's what I just said.
oh, geezus.. this pig is still up here first?... oh, "Miss Pigelette" is here also.. i guess that's o.k.
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"I found out, long ago...
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:17pm.
I bet this poor little piggie is smearing itself in mustard, wrapping itself in swiss and laying down between two pieces of rye bread praying for death.
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Ha ha ha!!!
Wonky McValtrex is on the top of my list of spoiled, narcissistic celebutards that make me stabby.
Oh, and Good Morning sluts!
Say what you will, the girl loves animals and opens up her home to them as much as she can. Whether she cares for them or help does, who knows.. but fact is their lives are better thanks to her.
STEPHEN GATELY DEAD AT 33!!!!!!!!!!!!You know, gay one outta Boyzone...Ronan Keatings boyband....Irish? Forget it! Sad news. :(
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Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:44am.
EAT THE RICH. Unless they have social diseases...
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What if we boil them first?
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:24am.
Are those for real??
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I added the captions to make them content appropriate:) But OHiNY really did call them Jennifer Wednesday One-Liners Hewitt this Wednesday:D
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EAT THE RICH. Unless they have social diseases...
"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:24am.
Are those for real??
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:24am.
Are those for real??
Submitted by pugzilla on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:54pm.
Tits, you are now officially a super hero in my eyes --- Captain Skank-Be-Gone!
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titter!
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:58pm.
Internet timing is so weird.
Hi, speakit?
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Why the question mark? It's me. Hi Angel!
what do you mean internet timing is weird?
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That's what I mean! I don't know if you'll still be here by the time I say hi:)
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Jennifer Wednesday-One-Liners Hewitt
The Gosslein Kids Play "Grown-Up"
Eight-year-old girl to twin sister: You see, I love him, but I can't make that kind of commitment right now.
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Hef's Lawyer Takes His Afternoon Walk
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meat salt + chimp = wonktastic orgasm.
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:58pm.
Internet timing is so weird.
Hi, speakit?
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Why the question mark? It's me. Hi Angel!
what do you mean internet timing is weird?
Internet timing is so weird.
Hi, speakit?
(and pugzilla:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Tits, you are now officially a super hero in my eyes --- Captain Skank-Be-Gone!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by pugzilla on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 8:52pm.
Can someone tell me how in the name of Xenu I can get rid of the Ho Next Door images that surround my screen? With those and Parasite images on the same page, I fear my eyeballs are destined for months of quarantine at the free clinic.
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firefox, then download the 'adblocker' extension. voila POOF no more ads.
@TITS:
Pshaw. My dog just used to eat it.
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