Now Dogs Can Enjoy Whore-O-Ween Too!!!

Every Halloween, bitches of all ages and sizes stuff their asses into fishnets to walk the streets looking like they will suck every last dollar out of you. But why should humans be the only ones doing ho shit on October 31st? Let's drags our pets down the slut road too! Pimps up, dogs down!

Consumerist pointed my ass to a few sites selling "sexy dog Halloween costumes" and matching whore outfits for you too! You can dress your dog up as a "Sexy Alice in Wonderland Scarecrow" (whatever the dick that is) or as a "naughty French maid." Blame Paris Hilton.

I'm going to save my coins, because my dog already walks around like a big skankity skank skank. I mean, he struts the streets totally nekkid and that's about as whorey as you can get.

(Thanks E)

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by julesinSD on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 6:29pm.

Michael, Didn't you get the memo? Women today are whores! You didn't post the TWEEN whore costumes either! - they're located next to the old whore costumes at Party City - (for the next generation
of WHORES in training.)

WOMEN raise or lower the bar of our society - and women today think that this is appropriate to wear? - yes, if you're a hooker or want Mr. Pedophile to give you candy.

Ladies, wonder why men have no respect for us - won't defend us or open a door? - it's because we've ruined and debased our species to the point we
are not worthy or respect. Great job, one and all.

When we stop acting like whores - society will change. For now, it's another HO-BAG Halloween!

Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:33pm.

speakit LOL girl totally i would be a mini you version , tough i think 5'3 is not sooooooooooooo short , right ? right ? anyone ?

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Submitted by newsmediaimages on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:28pm.

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:38am.

whore-o-ween-ahahaaaa

Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:24am.

@Khensu: - Could be. But there are many peopel now who are buying groceries and household necessity items (cleaning products and the like) on their credt cards) and to me, this indicates that people are now really trying to stretch t heir budgets.

People need to just pare down -do you REALLY that brand-name detergent ( Iuse generic, but I don't skimp on the fabric softener - sorry, but I'm just NOT coming off my Downy); Do you you REALLY Biore Pore Strips, or that expensive face cream? I don't.
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Submitted by blah blah blah on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:22am.

Life seems to be about trying to lay down with the rabid dogs of humanity but I awake everyday trying to prove them wrong.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:57am.

It sounds to me like someone who is just way too trigger happy with his credit card.

I'd assume that someone who is so nonchalant with putting minor purchases on his credit card probably has more than enough money to blow.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:43am.

Some Walmarts DO seem to be like that, however, *my* Walmart is located in a rather nice area, it doesn't seem to have much turnaround in the way of employees, and too, it's new, and rather hidden.

One thing I've noticed as a cashier is that nearly everyone now is buying on credit--not just *junk* items, but many times grocercies. I'd had a 40-ish guy come thru my lane who'd bought two limes - LIMES - on his credit card. WTH?

Who DOES that?

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:28am.

No problem. :)

It's a fact that my local Wal Mart is ALWAYS very short on cashiers to begin with. It's always so crowded with only two or three out of about 16 lanes open. This Wal Mart seems like it could really use the extra work. It's a Super Wal-Mart, so needless to say, it gets crowded on nearly every day of the week.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:19am.

@Khensu - thank you though, for your empathy. Not enough of THAT in the world...
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:17am.

Try applying at your local Wally. With the holiday season approaching, they're about to take off.

I complain about my crummy little job, but truthfully, IN THIS ECONOMY I AM glad to have it. And I'm not treated badly there, by anyone. I still live in *poverty and silence* though (little pay - barely enough to scrape by on, and I don't talk to anyone there--unless I absolutely HAVE to).
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:01am.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:19am.

I find it very interesting that you used to be a nun, and I empathize with your being broke at Wal Mart.

Hell, I decided to take a break from university for a semester or two until I can afford to return, so I've put my long term aspirations on hold for right now, and I'm desperately broke.

I'm familiar with the saying "Money can't buy you happiness", but it definitely helps. I've been out of a job for a loooong time now, and will literally work at any position I'm offered.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:53am.

And no, I'm not going to be dressing as a nun for Hallowe'en. I'll probably just go get stinking drunk somewhere. J/k

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:49am.

@Khensu Hetep - try going from being a former nun (Poor Clares, living in an enclosed environment) to having to "mainstream" it. I'd had a "change of heart, left, and now I'm just a *schmuck* working at a Walmart like everyone else. ___________________________________
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:37am.

I really liked my "costume" from a few years ago whenever I dressed as someone from the middle ages who caught the black plague. I looked fucking awesome.

Last year I dressed as a black metal musician. I didn't do anything, but I just wanted to walk around Wal-Mart in corpse paint.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:24am.

Why are the only costumes available to girls on Halloween whore costumes?

There are never any normal ones.

NOW needs to look into this.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 1:55am.

EVERY day is "Dress Like A Slut" day where I live. And these bitches aren't even HOT sluts, they're just fat, ugly and ignorant ones. I see plenty of 'em of at Walmart. We call them HoverAround-Hos.
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Submitted by LunaChick on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:41am.

I hate that Halloween has turned into "dress like a slut day"

One local radio station just skips the pretense and doesn't even bother to pretend it's about dressing up - Every year they hold something called the "lingerie ball" instead of a Halloween party.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:12am.

Maybe it's because I'm a social outcast and never get invited to the super hip parties, but I never found it necessary to slut it up on Halloween. Given the opportunity and being much thinner, maybe.

I don't even know what I'm going to do this Halloween. For the last two years, all I've done was walk around and watch Halloween specials.

Sad. This is what being a loner costs you, I guess.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:35pm.

Is that dog making sexy eyes at me?

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:30pm.

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
@ speakit

I wanted that last year! I'll be working on halloween, well every day, no doubt. Be the sexy pirate peaches!! That's hot.
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so cute , not so sure they made it in matching size of fat doggie , still gonna try if it fits , i am thinking of making my own halloween party , no treat or trick , may turn awkward .
speakit is totally invited to fiesta !

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Honey, I would so be there if I could. It would be embarrassing wearing the same costume though... OH wait no it wouldn't, because you're a pixie and I'm an amazon.. OMG you could be my mini me sexy pirate.

Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:22pm.

They make cuter costumes for cats and dogs then they do for little kids! Love the squirrel costume for dogs at target.

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:27pm.

@ speakit

I wanted that last year! I'll be working on halloween, well every day, no doubt. Be the sexy pirate peaches!! That's hot.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:47pm.
i am so going as sexy pirate , luv the hat ! don't judge !
now i just need to make halloween a national party , dang !

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I wanted that last year! I'll be working on halloween, well every day, no doubt. Be the sexy pirate peaches!! That's hot.

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:17pm.

i am so going as sexy pirate , luv the hat ! don't judge !
now i just need to make halloween a national party , dang !

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:00pm.

OMG,MK I thought your dog was a girl!!!

Even your dog is a tranny!;p

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Submitted by misfitwendy on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:53pm.

LOL! too funny made me cry!

Submitted by KT on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:51pm.

good god how tacky.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 7:30pm
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Whaaa? Is there any *other* type of costume? Oh wait...there's also a belly-dancer but jesus, that bra thingy is heavy. My neck was sore for two days after.

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:00pm.

Has any woman here ever NOT been a french maid for Halloween? I think every woman has done it once, and what is that saying? OH, I want to serve you while I make you hard. wtf? sometimes we girls are stupid. YES, I was a french maid one year. That's beside the point.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 7:05pm.

Hahahahaha..i know it's awful. I know they look pissed off and humiliated (hahahaha; Laughing with them, not at them) but still..if I'd been forced at *gunpoint* to whore my little dog out when she was alive, I would never have made her endure pom poms and trashy cheer leader garb. She would have killed as a Shi-Tzu Joan Collins.

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 6:38pm.

dog abuse indeed !
when in doubt always blame penis hilton , alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays!

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Submitted by Ryan40 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 4:17pm.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 4:13pm.

This is dog abuse.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:04pm.

Those poor puppers look miserable in those outfits. They're good little dogs, not slutty ho dogs. I saw the cutest monkey costume for dogs.

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:50am.

Last year the 15 year old daughter of friends/coworkers dropped by dressed as a "French Maid" to get some candy.
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to catch a predator, halloween edition? seems like a obvious new episode doesn't it?

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

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Submitted by PeachPie on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:19pm.

Halloween costumes?

I thought this was Paris and Tinkerbell's everyday collection.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 1:03pm.

I love how the girls all whore it up for Halloween, but we should keep the dogs away from that trend.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:58pm.

they should just rename halloween as "how slutty can you be day"...ok i admit i wore a kind of slutty dorothy/wizard of oz costume one year (many years ago) but it was practically a nun outfit compared to this fuckery...and i was 22...i haven't participated in any halloween stuff in years because 1. our doorbell doesn't work and the landlord spends most of his time in honduras and 2. all my friends live far away and mr.koko usually works so prancing around san francisco in a slut outfit seems kind of pointless

Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:42pm.

When the judge told Michael Vick to come up with a creative idea for redemption, I do not believe this is what he had in mind...

"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:06pm.

*rolls eyes*

that is just bad.

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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:00pm.

DAYUM those dogs are SEXAAAAY!!!!

Just me? oh.

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