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Rika Urban, the first ever Miss Plastic Hungary - On Friday night in Hungary, the first annual beauty pageant for ladies with tweaked noses, pulled mugs, rotated toes (yeah, really) and counterfeit chichis was held. Each contestant had to be over the age of 18 and prove that they've had at least one plastic surgery operation. Fun fact: If you add up all of the silicone, botox, collagen, motor oil and liquid nails found in all of the contestants, it still isn't half of what is in Jocelyn Wildenstein's beautiful face.
Anyway, 22-year-old Rika Urban took the title winning an apartment in Budapest and what looks like a topiary tree bought at Michael's. Rika also got to sit on a throne made of old breast implants and liposuctioned fat! Lucky ho. Rika's plastic surgeon also won some kind of award.
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I decided that I really don't like the message behind these pageants. I don't like the message behind any of them, but this one is like saying "You too can look just like us if you have several grand in your pocket!" as if these contests aren't already unrealistic as it is.
I don't like it, but I'll be damned if no-one from Miss America/Miss USA/Miss Universe/Miss Bumfuck Egypt has been under the knife either.
Meh.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
@Dgrin: Hadn't thought about THAT idea.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 1:05am.
it could very well be a project where the surgeon is the coach altering their trailer trash barbie doll for free in a hunt for a successful deal sealer and more business for their empire..there's more in this for the surgeon than a smile on the winner's face,a tiara and an apartment to Budapest.
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I didn't know bitches over there could afford plastic surgery. Shit, I'd just be happy to be able to a little filler in my laugh lines. DAMN!
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Is there a theme on D-Listed today? Fuck.
Miss Plastic surgery, slutty Halloween costumes, and Amy Winehouse's new tits.
I'm paranoid.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
WTF!
as ridiculous this competition might sound I think it's a witty idea..just think of what this kind of publicity will do to the winning plastic sergeon's pocket.'rotated toes' makes me think of chánzú or 'Lotus Feet',the 'foot binding' custom in China: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 6:11pm.
Of course they look Hungary...they haven't eaten in five days. OK sorry.
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Of course they look Hungary...they haven't eaten in five days. OK sorry.
Just another day in Beverly Hills.
Damn--plastic or not--Magyars are *smokin* hot. Good thing I have self-restraint otherwise I'd be all up in that there Budapest (*and* Serbia/Montenegro/Croatia--phyne looking people)!
Contemporary twist on beauty pageants...
Let's get Wildenstein over there! *gag*
When I first saw the picture before I read the post I thought it was maybe a lost still or outtake from SHOWGIRLS....When Nomi is being feted and given flowers when it's announced that she is GODDESS.
I want more pictures, this sounds nutso.
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How is that different than most adult beauty contests?
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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:05am.
Is 'Before & After' a category?
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It totally should be! And maybe face mobility. And Lucite. Just Lucite. This way we can see if their toes properly 'rotate' over the edge of the shoe.
I love her style.
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Okay, I just watched the video...
The announcer had to specify that "a woman" won the pageant?
They also talk about "natural beauty" - sorry, all big "beauty" pageants are about anything BUT "natural" beauty. Don't get me started.
BTW I thought that was a tranny so I was thoroughly unimpressed to find out it was a woman with plastic surgery.
*googling 'rotated toes'* *crying*
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I love how the bathing suits looked like bandage wrap. Funny hos! with rotated toes! I like to curl mine the old fashioned way...lonely furious masturbation. LOL!
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Is 'Before & After' a category?
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Did they show the before and after pics? If not, pffft.
I've been to Hungary (parts of it, anyway), and I don't recall that many young women in dire need of plastic surgery.
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