How Much Is That Suri In The Window?

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Why is that child wearing summer clothes?!? Is is freaking cold in the northeast!!!! I guess the temperature doesn't matter to a robot.

Why is it always Suri and cupcakes?? There must be an alien meaning behind that....

What the hell, It was flipping cold here this weekend, those parents are retarded
No wonder the kid is looking for someone to take her home with them

Again, mom and dad have a sweater on while devil girl is going sleeveless.

Suri is still a cute innocent little girl, even if I do hate that dress. I do shudder to think what she will grow in to, with those parents. That's truly scary.

Katie looks like such an old bag. According to imdb, she'll be 31 in December. Why does she look like a dowdy 60-something?

And Tommy-girl. Ugh. I loved the story a few days ago about them wanting to have sex all the time to keep the extra pounds off. Yeah, right... how's that saying go about 'doth protest too much'. puhleeze

I can't understand people slagging off a 3 year-old, she's still a baby. She's cute and seems to be having fun, what's to bitch about?

I read somewhere (of course that doesn't mean it's true) that Suri will be enrolling with a catholic pre-school, so Katie must have bigger balls than everyone suspected.

And Katie's a mum, she can hardly wander around dressed like Pam Anderson when she's watching her child. Imagine the bile from D-listers if she started wearing ho-clothes..

It should be 'freshly' baked. Adverbs, people, adverbs.

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I remember when Tom Cruise wasn't a major famewhore... I think that'll be the marker of my generation...

"Mummy (I'm British) - what do you mean Tom Cruise never used to whore himself out to the tabloids like Peter Andre and Jordan???? You must be sooooo old... like Suri's soul.... "

tom cruise is famous?no way..

I want to give Katie Holmes a chola makeover. There's no excuse to age yourself in those bland clothes and hairdos when your acting isn't very noteable to begin with! At least whore it up a little. Trade your boring frocks for an exotic cone bra. Dye your hair purple. Do SOMETHING interesting. She's got to be only what? 30? 31?

Watch. Whenever Tom Cruise breaks it off, she's probably going to let loose. Maybe she'll expose her knees in Playboy or something. Naughty girl!

Also, I know I'm in the minority, but I think that Suri Cruise is pretty.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

some of the expressions=priceless I'd agree on that..for some strange reason I've started seeing 'avant garde kind of cute' on these pictures..

How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
The one with the straggly hair
How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
I do hope that brat is for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweet heart alone
If she has a Suri she won't be lonesome
And the Suri will have a Xenu home

How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
The one with the straggly hair
How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
I do hope that brat is for sale

I read in Dlisted there are paparazzis [Hear, hear]
With flash lights that shine in the dark
My love needs a Suri to protect her
And scare them away with one hark

I don't want a cunny or a clitty
I don't want a carrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
You can't take a fish for a stalk

How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
The one with the straggly hair
How much is that Suri in the window? [Vom, vom]
I do hope that brat is for sale

He's so clean cut its irritating. I just wanna mess up his hair, put him in a coat previously owned by a homeless man, pour a bottle of gin over him and stick a ciggie in his mouth.

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Hate the parents, but man, this kid cracks me up. Looking at her changing expressions in some of these thumbnails is really a charming experience.

Don't hate the clothes. She wears a lot of Trellise Cooper from NZ. Her clothes look comfortable and suited for a little girl to run in the park and get dirty and have fun in. I'm fine with this. Much better than Shitney Spears looking like a slut at 12. You guys are way too picky.

Also, I know this has been discussed ad nauseum, but kill the frilly dresses and mary janes, already.

Even little Caroline Kennedy wore camel hair coats.

Or at the very least, pea coats.

I can't get past the lifts I assume are in Tom's sneakers.

You just know that they're there. And that they are so not cool.

Poor little kid is like HELP! Get me the heck away from these crazy cult folks!

@TITS: that is some weird Scientology Crazy Followers....lol

Coma Caca!!

peaches, I meant FB friends....lol....I am high- I left out a word....

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I see you standing there, you think you're so cool-
why don't you just, FUCK OFF!
- Guns 'N' Roses

Poor lil Suri......kid needs to form her own cult. Call it: "Get Me The Fuck Outta Here"....

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:48pm.
OFF TOPIC: I just got back from hiking a little while ago- I met Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr....took a pic with him, just to make FB jealous......hahaha
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JELLY !!!!!! so cool , make him jealous girl !
loved him in lord of the rings

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suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
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ok, i was in cambridge today- didn't see tom cruise or suri, but i'll tell you something, it was FREEZING! i was wearing a cotton turtleneck, a short-sleeved, cabled wool turtleneck sweater over it, and a long sweater over that in place of a coat and i wished i had worn a real coat. i had jeans and uggs. i can't imaging why suri is always bare legged and wearing summer sundresses in cold weather. i guess it's possible she is comfortable- she looks happy, but it's weird, i think it borders on neglect. i wouldn't care if my child were hot, i'd make sure they were at least covered on a day like today. there is something very weird going on there.

looks more like she is begging for help to me

Tom, the Sox, and the Patriots--Boston really is cursed.

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@ angel
no cupcake yet , but night is still young !
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suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
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Hai peaches! Did you have your cupcake today!
A cupcake a day and all that...;p

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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

All you "sticky finger" people are forgetting something!!! (I wouldn't let my kid do that either - I STILL remind her to keep her hands off store glass and she's old.)

That's Suri Cruise. The cost of cleaning that window FAR undercuts the PROMOTION that she is providing for this NOW OPEN cupcake emporium. They're grateful. If it was YOUR kid they'd be pissed - but you're not famous.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:01pm.
She's not saying "Please take me home with you"...she's OBVIOUSLY saying:
"O you poor little poor lady. You don't have ANYTHING I have - not even a cupcake. Poor little poor lady:("
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mean suri mean suri !, totally agree with that , brat !!!!!!!!

hi angel
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suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
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She's not saying "Please take me home with you"...she's OBVIOUSLY saying:
"O you poor little poor lady. You don't have ANYTHING I have - not even a cupcake. Poor little poor lady:("

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

And Katie's mom is so over this! You know she's aching to whip this sorry little "family" into shape. Wonder why her dad isn't on this family trip... maybe he's considered too much of a Suppressive Person to interact with the Holy Scieno Family.
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I think Katie's dad is the only normal one in this entire group. He was livid over their pairing, and the premarital birth of Suri, since he's extremely conservative Catholic. It probably breaks his heart to see the vacant wraith Katie has turned in to. I actually liked her on Dawson's Creek - back then Michelle Williams was the annoying one. So weird how things reversed.

I almost wish they'd have another child, because it would dethrone Princess Suri. Right now she has spoiled only rich child written all over her (because we can all guess the adopted siblings are not as doted over).

Submitted by dementa on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 7:40pm.
When I was a little kid i had hair I didn't wanna brush that got all messy and tangled. So my mom chopped that shit off rather than letting me run around looking like Samara Morgan. At least she's wearing kid shoes instead of "My Little Child Whore" heels.

And I know it's verboten to consider anything about Brangelina better than anyone else, but at least their kids are always seasonally dressed, washed and don't go crawling over other people's food.

Plus she's getting so homely. Most celeb kids are at least passable, but the Scienos were raving so much about how she was the most beautiful baby earlier that she just looks downright plain. I don't think she's gonna age well. By ten (or eight, as they'll be claiming) she'll be just another bratty little girl who thinks she's a fun-sized supermodel with the brains of Einstein.

And Katie's mom is so over this! You know she's aching to whip this sorry little "family" into shape. Wonder why her dad isn't on this family trip... maybe he's considered too much of a Suppressive Person to interact with the Holy Scieno Family.
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When I was a little kid i had hair I didn't wanna brush that got all messy and tangled. So my mom chopped that shit off rather than letting me run around looking like Samara Morgan. At least she's wearing kid shoes instead of "My Little Child Whore" heels.

And I know it's verboten to consider anything about Brangelina better than anyone else, but at least their kids are always seasonally dressed, washed and don't go crawling over other people's food.

Plus she's getting so homely. Most celeb kids are at least passable, but the Scienos were raving so much about how she was the most beautiful baby earlier that she just looks downright plain. I don't think she's gonna age well. By ten (or eight, as they'll be claiming) she'll be just another bratty little girl who thinks she's a fun-sized supermodel with the brains of Einstein.

And Katie's mom is so over this! You know she's aching to whip this sorry little "family" into shape. Wonder why her dad isn't on this family trip... maybe he's considered too much of a Suppressive Person to interact with the Holy Scieno Family.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 6:33pm.
I bet Suri is that kid who runs around a place, irritating the shit out of the other patrons, while mom and dad sit back thinking it's hilarious. The kind of kid you want to trip as it races past you screeching, something that can't be traced back to you.

I saw the pictures the other day when she was leaning over the glass partition at the ice cream place. There's a reason glass partitions are there. Your kid is not that special, pull it back and do your damn job.

I hate when people's crotch fruit get sticky all over everythig.
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AMEN! And well said, whore! Trashy Wilma is the DListed Messiah of the day...ok, ok...DListed Messiah of the moment... (meh, TW, DListed Messiahs come and go, like whores on the make...what can I say...?)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Katie has that "can't get clean" look. Xenu has sucked her dry, which if she can achive on Tom will have burned 78 calories.

Where is the scary mother-in-law? Can't believe Tom is allowing Katie to roam free with her mother around town.

To be a fly on the wall in Xenudu.

CAPTION THIS:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34310/images/spl131849_029.jpg
Kate:-hey girlfriend I hear they started selling some cheap manolo blanks replicas in your size at DRAGMEUP we should like totally try some on ya...'

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 5:19pm.
I look at Katie and I don't see any traces of a very young playful pretty woman she was once. She aged so much in just 3-4 years. She always has that grave vacant stare and dark circles under her eyes, and she almost never smiles, and when she does smile, her smile looks contrived.
So sad.

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I was thinking the same thing, little_rascal.

Katie looks trapped and damaged. So sad.
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Maybe Katie lpks like shit coz she's not wearing makeup? Some women have that problem.

Surie's motherboard must overheat quickly. That's why she's underdressed for the weather.

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I bet Suri is that kid who runs around a place, irritating the shit out of the other patrons, while mom and dad sit back thinking it's hilarious. The kind of kid you want to trip as it races past you screeching, something that can't be traced back to you.

I saw the pictures the other day when she was leaning over the glass partition at the ice cream place. There's a reason glass partitions are there. Your kid is not that special, pull it back and do your damn job.

I hate when people's crotch fruit get sticky all over everythig.

That child is retarded.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 5:19pm.
I look at Katie and I don't see any traces of a very young playful pretty woman she was once. She aged so much in just 3-4 years. She always has that grave vacant stare and dark circles under her eyes, and she almost never smiles, and when she does smile, her smile looks contrived.
So sad.
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I agree with you that she looks like there is nobody home. I wonder if part of that is going from being a more or less anonymous starlet to being photographed every time she sets foot outside her door. It's like she's just trying to blank it all out; In addition, she's married to someone commonly referred to in the press as 'Tammy', 'Thomasina' or, a 'soccer Mom' with the attendant commentary on his hips and small feet.(That must be disheartening)

However, even when she was on 'Dawson's Creek', she looked like a right sullen, snotty little bitch, playing Dawson and Pacey off against each other (BITCH! They were best friends until she came along!!) So, in some ways she seems like the same old whiney, vacant Joey Potter to me.
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Mais c’est en Chine qu’il fait des ravages : il se produit dans les grandes salles du pays, propose des shows ultra-calibrés, imitant ses modèles, Michael Jackson et Justin Timberlake.

I'm in the minority here but I still think Suri is sooo cute. Plus, I love her name!

I look at Katie and I don't see any traces of a very young playful pretty woman she was once. She aged so much in just 3-4 years. She always has that grave vacant stare and dark circles under her eyes, and she almost never smiles, and when she does smile, her smile looks contrived.
So sad.

It's clear that the cuteness has left this child.

Katie is shown carrying a blue striped sweater for Suri...unless it's for Tom.
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WELL! That changes everything. I'm sure Suri was toasty warm from that sweater her mom was CARRYING. My bad.

Nice to see Suri wearing kids shoes and not the miniature adult ones she's been wearing lately.

No, Suri!

Sarah Silverman does NOT need another cupcake.

Chirio! You'll love this one.

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