Suri Is Taking Her Glitter Heels To Catholic School
According to The Daily Mail, Tommy Girl has finally let Stepford Katie call a shot by allowing her to enroll Suri into a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Apparently, Katie and Tommy have been fighting about where to send Suri. Stepford Katie won and is sending Suri to the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning. For being a pre-school, that name is really damn long. You need an English degree to read that shit.
Anyway, a source said, "They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end." More like "Tom came while getting it in the end." Seriously, in order for Tommy to agree, Katie had to take a dildo to his Scientohole while dressed up as L. Ron Hubbard.
The school's website makes it sound like it's more of a daycare program than an actual School of JEEEBUS. So I doubt Suri will be re-enacting the birth of Baby Jesus (she could totally play Mary, though) or throwing her hands up in the air to feel the spirit. However, you know her ass will be sneaking off to sip the wine with the other kids. I mean, that's the best part of Catholic school!
Here's Suri with Tommy and Katie in Boston yesterday. Save your "SHE'S NOT WEARING A JACKET" screams for another day. A jacket doesn't go with that outfit, and Suri is willing to freeze in the name of fashion.
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I realize there are girly girls out there but I find it hard to believe Suri ONLY wants to wear dresses. I've never met a little girl like that in my life. Plus the fact they don't put coats on her in the cold.... something ain't right in the kettle....
Tacky shoes, flimsy nightie dress, Starbucks cup close to her heart...She is in mini Britney mode, except Suri is a lot cuter.
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What a pair of twits these two are to let this little brat of theirs dictate to them WHAT she will wear and not wear!
i,m so sick of these damn people i could scream as a matter of fact i think i will!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Daughter thanks, but Scientology offers no good parenting or general advice, just ask the Travoltas. Be sure to run the L Ron doll by David M or Tommy Davis.
Submitted by My Baby is a Tramp on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 6:10pm. They must sell a L Ron doll at the Celebrity Center gift shop. Pull a string and it spews his bat shit crazy doctrine.
omg, i think you are on to something! what a great idea.
i know, if you can't say anything nice, but i can't help but think people who follow scientology are dumb. i mean, if you could just pick and choose some of the good advice but not do all the crazy stuff and forsaking of others and all that, fine.
There are no perfect parents. Tom is trying to constantly spin that he has a normal happy marriage and pimps Suri out to the media daily. And let us not forget how Tom and the cult turned his first family against Nicole. And why do we never see Suri with any toys? They must sell a L Ron doll at the Celebrity Center gift shop. Pull a string and it spews his bat shit crazy doctrine.
Can't believe they let her go out dressed like that when they dress themselves appropriate for the weather.
who knew there were so many perfect parents out there in d-land?
Why is she in those type of shoes,she could easily twist her ankle and fall, there is not even a strap around them to secure them on to her.
Fucking idiots.
And that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chris Klein's kid it is pathetic.
I live in RI, which is a hop skip and jump away from Mass. and I can tell ya its COLD!!!! I've had my neices and nephew (5 3 1) this weekend and they have been buddled up as if it's the ice age. I don't give in to wendy whinners.
Katie looks soo haggered, my sister is her age with 3 kids and a real job and she looks like she's 20
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So many worrying things about this post:
Suri looks more and more like Tom - in a freakish way.
She also looks like a feral kid who knicked clothes from a bin. Give her a jumper!
How creepy is Tom Cruise too, he has his trademark creepy smile on even here.
and, dunno about Catholic school, but kudos to Katie for standing up to the midget from outter space.
Brrr.
Suir ALREADY has the lucite heels on?!
It's going to take way more than a Catholic school to get rid of the demons in that monster.
They really do need to dress this kid for the weather. I live in California and my boyfriend was shivering today in 66 degree weather. Suri has got to be freezing.
Aren't the TomKat's having secksay times as part of Tommygirl's weigh loss program?
How do they find the time to shop schools for SuriBot between fakery secks ups?
They are amazing parents.
*meanwhile my brain is picturing an "Omen" moment when SuriBot sees a Catholic school*
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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:55am.
My mom didn't even let me attempt to wear heels until I was about 12 or 13 years old- for my 8th grade graduation dance. I know Suri is older than what her birth certificate says, but can she even walk in those things?
Yeah, my neighbor and i were talking about how our mom's didn't let us wear black till we were in high school! Things sure have changed.
For all the people talking about the unreal picture of Kate's belly sticking out to there--i have a picture of me just like that! (except i don't look half as good) how many preggos have you seen??!!
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Hah. I wasn't allowed to wear black until I was 15 (and my mum is French; she wears black ALL the time). I thought that rule was SO cruel when I was growing up and wanting to look dark and depressing, but then I see pictures of Angelina's little girls in all black and understand what my mother was doing.
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Can you tell me, is it normal to carry around baby blankets for a 3 year old child?! I had a baby in May and I already feel like he's too old for me to carry around infant swaddling blankies for him. Jeeez.
Maybe Suri worries she'll seem too 'weak' if she wears a coat.. JFK had a similar phobia. Ha.
Katie looks like one of those worn out tourists who get picked for a Good Morning America make over.
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:55am.
My mom didn't even let me attempt to wear heels until I was about 12 or 13 years old- for my 8th grade graduation dance. I know Suri is older than what her birth certificate says, but can she even walk in those things?
Yeah, my neighbor and i were talking about how our mom's didn't let us wear black till we were in high school! Things sure have changed.
For all the people talking about the unreal picture of Kate's belly sticking out to there--i have a picture of me just like that! (except i don't look half as good) how many preggos have you seen??!!
that kid just looks like Camilla Belle.
I am starting to doubt she came from Katie's snatch let alone Tommy Girls nutsack.
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Jeeeezus, does Katie just roll out of bed and walk around town??? She looks like she didn't sleep all night, then finally fell asleep around 6am in her clothes, then woke up at 7am, rolled off the couch, got Suri away from the nannies, and took her to Starbucks. Jeeez.
I think she will be home schooled after a year of "pre-school" There is no way she is going to mingle w/ other "non alien" children.
PS: Is that a nightgown she is wearing????????????
I swear that looks like a nightie and not a real dress. Nothing much else to say that hasn't been said, but it reminds me of last year after all the photo ops and people wondering where her coat was, Tommy Girl dragged her out and had to practically hold the coat on her to make it look like she was wearing one. You're the parent, Tommy, tell her you aren't going anywhere unless she puts it on. This child is going to be a monster if she isn't already!
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Submitted by sexytime on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:02am.
What the hell is that child wearing? They are making junior hooker heels for children now??!!! 4 year olds should not be wearing heels - WTF!!!!
All i can say is, where ya been?
it makes me a little queasy though. they should be for dress up at home not strolling the streets!
as for the summer wear, i was thinking the same thing. however, she is a cali girl, and i thank god every day i didn't have to raise my kids on the east coast and argue with them over wearing clothes. my older son wears pants maybe once a year, and under HEAVY protest. yeah, yeah the parents' responsibility, blah blah, but i cut the parents some slack. i remember visiting a nyc friend and having to help her forcibly hold her daughter down to make her wear a coat in the snow. quite stressful.
love mk's take (the jacket would ruin the outfit).
how long are they going to be in boston? i don't get this putting kids in school and then taking them to another one, etc. (like brangie's kids and now tomkat's?)
dani: contractually obligated to raise Suri in the Scientologist way. Also, to be his "wife" though uncomsummated, for 5-10 years. Must be quiet regarding their life, his life, her life.
Holmes gets to travel the world, buy whatever she wants, "design" clothing, perform a tribute to Hepburn (hilariously stupid), perform in films that she has no business being in, and basically do what she wants EXCEPT for having a real lover.
Let's see how this plays out.
Too bad this probably isn't a pre-Vatican II school. If it were, the nuns would get rid of those glittery child-whore shoes in an instant.
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100% sure that Suri is older than they claim.
Still not sure whether or not Suri is Tom's. I'm about 95% on she isn't his.
Katiebot is looking BEAT!
And yes, those crazy Scientologist raise their children without dicipline.
Does Katie have any friends? You would think with all the photo-ops you would see her lunching or shopping with a girlfriend, even if it's a "church" minder. Its a mircle she isn't drunk 24/7.
And sorry but that kid is so sporting a "Showgirls" look in those heels.
KIWIKIM! no!!!! send it to me, I really like it and I prefer blue!!!!
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Catholicism. Scientology. It's all a bunch of mythological crap in the end.
I wonder what she's being offered in return. It must be a pretty sweet deal to give up your looks and what's left of your youth. She looks like she's being put through hell with that brat. You know everytime she tells Suri no, Tom starts blabbing some scientology shit about how Katie wouldn't like to be told no by someone just because they're older.
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suri is a fashonista like her mother but it is cold for that dress.
I got that scarf that katie is wearing in blue last spring from Anthropologie. I'm seriously questioning my taste now. Will have to burn it.
That dress looks like it's made of polyester.
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About the pregnancy conspiracy, I DO think Suri looks like Tom. But, I also think she was born earlier than they are saying, hence the weird pictures of Katie with a huge bump one day, none the next, then a WAY off center bump the next day,etc. I had a big bump at the end of each of my pregnancies, and you cannot disguise when your belly is that big. There is NO hiding it.
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Hmmm. Everyone else DOES have on jackets and slacks and boots, don't they? So it must be chilly there. Yet she has on a short sleeve dress, no jacket, legs exposed. Do they just let this little girl do whatever she wants?
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whoa! Katie has aged soooo much since those pics!
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ffs - so funny, thank you. Enjoy your day, I''m leaving, thanks for the fun.
i know totally with SILENTWITNESS , that is some benjamin button's shit !!!!!
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suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
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silent witness-LMAO she really does look like CZJ at the Oscar's.
eww...those people are so sad. they really think everyone is THAT stupid. so, they move up a theta level?? umm we know she really wasnt born when brooke had her baby.
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ffs: she looks like she's ready to have the baby right there at the photoshoot! HILARIOUS.
Everything the Scientologists do is twisted and manipulated to the maximum. You can't trust them; look at Jet Travolta.
peaches80: exactly.
Silent Witness-did u see these?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/images/2006/04/tom-cruise-gq.jpg
this whole story is so creepy...
dammit! i want to see the really bad prego pics like u were saying.
"Her "pregnancy" pictures were all so fuckin' weird! Remember, one day she was practically flat, the next she was sticking out out a mile, then she'd go back to almost flat again! Sooo fake."
It could have been the clothes in all fairness. When I was pregnant some days I looked huge and others day I barely looked pregnant, depending on what I could squeeze into.
I went all through Catholic School, K-12. College was a breeze since I was used to having so much work to do, and they were strict-which at the time seemed annoying but isn't such a bad thing in retrospect. I had friends in the public school who were doing work in 12th grade that I did in 9th. The public schools where I live are atrocious.
On a side note, Tom and Katie are bundled up but that kid is wearing a slip??
ok ok , quickie i am all the way with those who think suri is older , i mean suri and shiloh were born with like a month of difference , yet when the pictures came almost at the same time , like HELLO shiloh was a new born i mean she could even open her eyes and stuff , Suri on the other hand was like a four month old baby , i mean can you remember the hair and how chubby she was i mean normal for a kid of months NOT a kid of just one month , i don't believe for a second that that child was born in april , no way , no how , i don't know if tommy girl is able to perform and i wouldn't put it pass his crazyness to do something like pretend to be the dad of someone else , so ok , he is a strange little hobbit and i am sure there is something wrong with the milk , guess we will have to wait 20 years to find out or maybe tommy girl ( god forbids ) will die or sumething cuz that is the only way you get the truth in H-wood.
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ffs: the pics where she was shoe-shopping and her belly was crooked was the best one. If I recall, Michael K had the pics on this site too.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:02am.
Bossy - that picture is so ridiculous. There is no way that was real.
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Yeah, looks to me like her shirt is just being blown by the wind or something.
Thanks ffs. I don't forget this stuff easily.
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i forgot about those fake preg pics