Charlize Out, St. Angie In
Charlize Theron has quit the movie The Tourist for whatever reason, and now St. Angie is in talks to take her place. Sam Worthington, the hot piece from Terminator: Salvation, has already signed on to play the dude lead.
The Tourist is an American remake of the French movie about some tourist-type who goes undercover to trap her ex-lovah who might be some kind of criminal mastermind. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Yes, so this is another movie that will be 90-minutes of St. Angie shooting, puckering, shooting, puckering, shooting, puckering, etc.. etc... I'm sure they'll throw in a scene of St. Angie getting out of the tub while throwing a side-eye. St. Angie puts the "ill" in thriller.
If you can't wait for this shit to come out, just pop in Wanted into your DVD player, put it on "French Dubs," and there you go! The same damn thing.
Paige123, She won an Oscar for Girl interrupted and was nominated for one for Changling. Your logic fails, both those performances are fantastic and were universally praised by people who know far more about acting than you. It's not overacting, it's called characterization through direction.
vivienne, sweetheart you have obviously never seen most of Jolie's work. She is a very good actress. She has won an Oscar and been nominated several other times. People like you only know her from her mainstream stuff, go watch her lesser known movies to see what a good actress she is - A mighty heart, Girl interrupted, Changling.... just to name a few.
I don't get the people who go on about how they "miss" the old Angelina Jolie.
Sure, she used to be very beautiful, but she was unlikeable even before she obtained this "Mother Earth" identity. She was a fucking emo kid...the kind you see spending all their time ingesting your local mall in an oversized Slipknot T-shirt and Hot Topic skinny jeans that cost about 50 bucks a pair.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Looks like Charlize is using a Granny Smith as a crack pipe or something.
What the fuck is going on there?
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lol sooo true she has the same expressions in EVERY fucking movie. she's def a one look actress she sort of reminds me of zoolander
Ewww ..whats going on with the horse
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And this is Megan Fox in ten years.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Angie Jo taking Charlize's sloppy seconds, meh. She took Jennifer Aniston's sloppy secs, so par for the course.
My bf was laughing at how painfully thin she was in Wanted. There was this scene in the grocery store where she is shooting a gun and he said her legs look like up side down base ball bats. He said, 'Surely they could have found somebody hot to play this part.'
Hell, MF could have done a better job. She sucks ass as an actress but the role required very little acting and her body is banging.
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I actually like Wanted(just got through watching it with my bf.) But, not because she was in it. They could have put any female in her role and I would have still loved it. The lead character made the movie but, of course, holie got all the credit for its success. And, what make it so bad is she only had a hand full of lines.
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I want to make all kinds of mad love to Sam Worthington. He is my new Wentworth - which reminds me, I should probably change my avi to pay homage.
fake accents that sound like Count Chocula?
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HA!! She did sound like the Count in A Mighty Heart.
another shoot them fuck them and then go home to duh and beat him up because he has a weenie teenie peen. run peewee run.
She might be good in this. I loved her in Marley and Me.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So what exactly is MK trying to say, that Skeletina is the same in every movie? Skeletina deplores violence but yet can only portray violent females?
Skeletina is representing "powerful, strong women" but instead a stereo typical female who had daddy issues and fake accents that sound like Count Chocula? Hmmm, interesting.
At least that's how I read it, so shut up.
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the tourist sounds a lot like Mr. and Mrs Smith. thank god Charlize dropped out.
That horse had to be put down shortly after.
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another movie I won't go see!!!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 1:10pm.---------------------------------------------------
Bitch who are you calling a hag? How old are you?
Id love to see some pics of hot and sexy brangeloonies. I've yet to meet one who isnt a fat ex goth who idolizes this skank who is nothing more than a great PR stunt. Im in my early 20s, am engaged and have a great, tight little body. I'd love to know what you look like and see whos the real hen.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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I simply love that the jenhags are getting thier depends all tied up again. Same whores who love Lucite tramp and spaghetti cat, but adore the manny.
Love Charlize, another failed box office for St. AngieHolie. You pay me $10, buy me popcorn and a pepsi and if I don't have anything at all better to do I'll go see it. But I think I have to clean the toilet that week.
I know!!! I have been saying for years! People just want to believe she is a naturally exquisite creature......
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I see you standing there, you think you're so cool-
why don't you just, FUCK OFF!
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Jolie has has lots of work done, parissucksliterally. Pictures don't lie.
I saw Hackers yesterday again- people are in such denial thinking Angie hasn't had any work done!
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I see you standing there, you think you're so cool-
why don't you just, FUCK OFF!
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But.. but what about taking a year out acting Angie? You know to focus on being a saint and an earth mother? Not only did she sign up for those Scarpetta movies but now this? How is she going to do this whilst taking a year out or maybe GASP giving up acting forerver? She wouldn't be talking shit again as usual? Nah.. she wouldn't. Impossible. This is Saint Angie after all.
That horse looks like he is saying,
Oh Hell no! She aint tonguing me!" Jolie is a product of a very good and expensive pulibcist. She has no talent which is wierd cause mose lesbians in show biz rock.
Thats a downgrade if i've ever seen one. Anjie Ho has been typecast for the last 48857423928 action thrillers shes been in so i've yet to see her do something memorable besides Gia and Girl Interrupted. Charlize is fucking godess who delivers incredible performances every single time. Whatevs, Charlize is a smart chick and her next film will probably be a lot juicier than Wanted 2.
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Submitted by sugar free on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by kiv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:46am.
I liked Angie in Derailed. She's good at thrillers thats her niche.
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wasn't that Aniston & Owens?
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Ahh, yes, Clive Owen! Kiv must be thinking of that On the Border or soemthing or other Border movie, which I believe was also Clive Owen. LOL, weird.
give Brad back TO RACHEL !!!
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angelina HUSBAND STEALER, HORSE FUCKER !!!
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Angelina Jolie used to be such a CHEAP WHORE back in the 90's and early 2000, I mean, who poses next to a horse like wanting to be raped by it? and husband stealer !!!!
And now she have this 'the world is not good enought for me' attitude.
*** why there's almost nothing about SULKA on the interwebs??? ***
Was that the promo pic for Marley and Me? I thought Marley was a dog, and I thought Jolie played his mother not his lover. So confused.
Horse: Neigh means neigh bitch.
She often plays the role where she is a hero and rescuing someone. BORRING!!!!!!!! Also her overacting in girls interupted and changling ruined the movies.
Submitted by kiv on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:46am.
I liked Angie in Derailed. She's good at thrillers thats her niche.
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wasn't that Aniston & Owens?
Angelina is damn fine!
Fuck Angie. Get a real model.
Like Adina!
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Angie likes my hand me downs. :D Where was that pic taken, Tijuana? Klassie. Even with all that effort, the horse is still more interested in my apple.
That pic of Angie is old. Back in her BBT days.
What movie is that 2nd pic from with St. Angie, Mother of Mercy, biting on Sarah J Parker?
Oh, wait...
Why does her skin below her neck look all flabby/wrinkly? Whoever photoshopped that should be fired.
Maybe St. Angie lost weight to look less like Megan Fox. Heroin does have its benefits.
I liked Angie in Derailed. She's good at thrillers thats her niche.
Yes, Angieho is going to save it. Pffffffft.
Whatever happened to taking time off to be with her army of chitlens?
Aw, Angelina can save that picture and show it to her children so they can see "when she and that horse fell in love".
Ang looks Fox-ish in that pic.
Gotta love Charlize though!
I wish Angelina would gain a little weight to look like that again.
Megan Fox does it better.
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