The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 12th!

Just another FML day for the Secret Service man assigned to guard ex president George W. Bush. - Attention Whore

Runners-up:

New to HBO:- The Deadliest Crotch' - El Bastardo

Ukrainian Abercrombie & Fitch ad. - TexnDoc

I have a feeling nothing has ever nibbled either of those worms. - Sweetas

(Thanks Dan)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:48am.

Submitted by Brendon on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:58pm.
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Wow. You're gonna get fired cuz no one is reading this shit anymore, duh! Hopefully, you'll get fired before all the reports go through:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.

Submitted by Brendon on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:28am.

What's the use of the that business bag there ,i really didn't get it but it is very cool just like i had one lather replica purses.

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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:43pm.

These are all so funny!! Good job!================================================
the end...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:28pm.

Congrats...all funny ones...and Sweetas...you are on a roll!!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:35pm.

Ta clowns!! Sweetas, you have your mojo!!!!xxxxxxx
Congrats funny fools!!

Submitted by dlister4546 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:29pm.

they look RUSSIAN to me ...u now why ?? cos they wear speedos . ONly Eastern Evropean wear speedos on fishing trip ..))))

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:25pm.

They really are very funny.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:24pm.

These are funny but I have no sense of humour today. I have only yelling. And I don't really have the energy to yell loud enough for these. Well done, whores.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:23am.

Congrats winnahs!! Absolutely hilarious! AW LMFAO - that does look like dubya.

Thanks for the love sluts! *mwuah*s and ass grabs all around! ♥♥

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:02am.

must agree...all very funny!
congrats SWEETAS!

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:42am.

Congrats to all you smart & funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:32am.

Attention whore - Congrats! I knew this one was going to win!

And congrats to the rest of you horz!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:31am.

Congrats winners!!!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:29am.

LMAO at attention whore... I agree, one of the funniest I've seen in a while. Congrats to El B, Texndoc and my homie SWEEEEETASSSSS!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:27am.

Ha ha ha!! Excellent caption Attention Whore. That was the funniest one I have read in a long time.

Congrats to all the runners up too!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:23am.

Sweetas, you are BACK gurl!!!

El Bastardo zings one again. Funny hor!

Congrats everyone!

Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:16am.

HaHaHa! Great job!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:12am.

The George Bush one is just so classic....congrats to all!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:26am.

loz it means fuck my life

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:23am.

Congrats Winners!
Now, will somebody tell me what FML means?

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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:59am.

Ahhhhhh it's just like the good ole days eh?
Sweeeeetas is back on a streak and elb hitting his stride LMAO
lubz u both and comgrats to all the winners!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 2:48am.

Apple and windows sittin' in a tree...

Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 2:46am.

The fish laughed their fins off.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:20am.

Some days are harder than others working for the 2010 Alabama Census.

Submitted by VirtualBooby on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:18am.

You're FIRED!

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Submitted by ryanh on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:16am.

And they make sleeping your way to the top look so glamorous on Mad Men...

Submitted by roxie on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:26pm.

In need a micropscope to examine that yuppie scum.

Submitted by roxie on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:21pm.

Washed up Wall Street and grunge specimens.

Submitted by lazee on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:18pm.

John was dreaming that he went to work without any clothes on. Then, with a sinking feeling, he realized he was not dreaming...

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:50pm.

Yuppies & Guppies

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Submitted by megc74 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:28pm.

Casual Friday takes on a whole new meaning

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:04pm.

The Creatures from the Fire Island Lagoon

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:00pm.

Guess a cuddle's out of the question.

Submitted by Cuntina on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:51pm.

"Wallstreet 2" doesn't seem to be as sexy and riveting as I imagined.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:50pm.

Mr. Spacey?...the show everybody that I'm not gay because I do manly man things like fishing trip...doesn't seem to be working.

Submitted by dlister4546 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:13pm.

HA_HA The Dlister Site doing beter then him shame ...

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Submitted by MAMAR on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:52pm.

Bill's doctor stands by knowing Bill's penis is about to be hooked.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:40pm.
doesn't really fit, but I started singing "Sitting on the cock in the bay" to myself.....

Hahahahaha.