Hot Slut Of The Day!

Allyson White of Northern Territory, Australia - Allyson, who works at a pub called Humpty Doo Tavern, was involved a minor car accident in the city of Darwin and she can't believe that she's being blamed for it! You see, the police seem to think that Allyson caused a man to crash his car, because she was putting his stick shift into second gear with her mouth. To put it bluntly, they are accusing her of sucking the driver's dick for $5. Five dolla road head gone wrong! That is reason enough to make her Hot Slut of the CENTURY, but her statement about the whole thing takes her to another level:

"I was not sucking his dick - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest. Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a fucking rubber neck. If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick' - but it is not true and that's what is pisses me off. It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

Even though YOU CAN nibble on a peen while wearing a seat-belt (I've conducted several studies on this), I believe her. I mean, look at that refined lady sitting on a rattan loveseat (which she probably fished out of a dumpster) with her a ciggie in her hand and a bottle of beer in front. Move over, Nicole Kidman, because this is the PORTRAIT OF A LADY. I mean, she has an air purifier/speaker in her living room! Only the finest of ladies have those.

Would a delicate flower like this suck on a cock for $5 in a pick-up truck? Okay, yeah, she would, but I'm sure she did it with her pinky out and a napkin in her lap!

Source (For Ben)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:25am.

I like this broad!
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Submitted by blah blah blah on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:06am.

LOL 'my girls were hanging out'... hot slut of the century, you are hilarious Mr K

Submitted by Kelli B on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:03am.

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

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Submitted by jlo318 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:34am.

for TITS fyi - she is wearing a sarong. That is a mandatory piece of clothing when you live in the NT !!! Along with the singlet top and masseur slip ons. Luckily she is wearing a bra as most don't-closest is a bikini top which isn't very effective when you have massive boobs like she does lol.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:03am.

I believe her.

I like her.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 3:56am.

LMFTO!! God I love Allyson's statement. If that doesn't make someone 'Hot slut' worthy, then I don't know what does.

And I totally believe her. Really, who hasn't jumped in a car with some strange dude from the pub and found themselves with their girls hanging out, hugging a fiver. Could happen to anyone.

Team Free Allyson!

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:10am.

well at first i was going to point out that's fucked up as the seatbelt mark is on the wrong side for her to have been sucking dick but theeennn my brain kicked in and i realized they drive on the opposite side of the road so yeah she def could have been sucking on his disco stick

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Submitted by Kristy on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:21pm.

I believe her, and I love her. She is the hottest of hot sluts.

She should be Hot Slut of The Millenium.

And, I have to say, it is possible to go down on a bloke while he's driving and you're wearing a seatbelt. And I'm no small woman. She could do it for sure.

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:01pm.

Submitted by AngelaHobart21 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:53pm.

So proud to be Australian right now

so what are your rates?

oh, nevermind. i see you're from hobart.

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:58pm.

More to the story:

Ms White, 34, said she had been at the Howard Springs Tavern celebrating a friend's birthday when they decided to go back to a friend's place in Humpty Doo.

She said they stopped into the Humpty Doo Tavern where she usually works to invite other friends, including the unnamed driver, along to the bash.

He did not know how to get to the house so she jumped in his car to give him directions.

"We are just friends and it's pissing me off as people think I have done this behind my boyfriend's back - it makes me feel like a dirty bitch when I've done nothing wrong."

"Fair enough he shouldn't have been driving but I didn't realise he was drunk and would never have got in the car if I did."

Ms White was taken by St John Ambulance to Royal Darwin Hospital with chest injuries following the crash.

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Submitted by AngelaHobart21 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:23pm.

So proud to be Australian right now

Submitted by Myntee on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:23pm.

I believe her!

She doesnt bother trying to justify why her boobs are out and she's got money between her cleavage. why would she deny she had his cock in her mouth if she did?

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:19pm.

that's quite a pair of tits she has there! Def worth more than $5.

so.... is she pantless in that pic? looks like she's wearing a blanket around her waist.

best statement EVER!!!

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 6:15pm.

Now, here is someone who truly deserves to be HSOTD. She's awesome and I totally believe her.

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Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:51pm.

I think this is one of my favorite posts ever. She does have a nice mark across her chest, but seatbelts do give and she's skinny enough to be bending over and sucking dick. I love you MK for posting this, made my day. :)

Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:46pm.

What a nice shade of vomit green on her walls.

Submitted by Doughnuthoes on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:59pm.

How the FUCK am I going to decide between Allyson and Kate's Possum Hair when it's time for Hot Slut of the Year?!?!?!?!?! HOW???????????

Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:34pm.

I'm sure this is exactly what Jennifer Analston fans look like. I know your shocked and so is the world right?!

Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:29pm.

I believe her. I also believe she would charge at least $10.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:11am.

She works at "Humpty Doo".
Maybe she should considering moving to their G-rated bar "Humpty Don't". In any event, she is truly worthy of HSOTD.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:01am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:18am.

I believe her- don't you?
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I totally believe her. She's a woman who would say she was giving head, straight up, if that was the case. I'm pretty sure of that.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:52am.

LOL at Deb - And I want to HEAR the interview... I'm sure her voice is raspy as hell from all the smokes, booze, deep throats and donkey punches.... c'mon, cop it sweet!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:48am.

I believe her- don't you?

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:47am.

Not counting the pink hair, this sheila looks exactly like our next door neighbor, "Nightmare" Claire-only not as rough.
My new fave way to admit something is to "cop it sweet".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by kat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:45am.

KLASSY!

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:29am.

"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

A "bit cheap"? Gee, you think, Alyson?

(Actually, does it depend on the size of the peen or if the person is a premie? Serious question. Please respond.)

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:19am.

I've never heard a more awesome statement. She is a whore above all other whores. Yay Allyson!

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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:09am.

She actually looks like a $5 ho, doesn't she? I'm sure she was bent over sucking with the seat belt on, hence that really bad red mark. If she was upright, there wouldn't be such a red mark, if any mark at all. Hope it was worth the $5, ho!

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Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:01am.

but really - whats wrong with getting your wicker furniture for free? this was your snottiest, most priviledged white craphead frat boy post ever, michael k, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:37am.

TEAM ALLYSON!

FREE THAT HO!

-oh, I mean fragile flower.

Bwhhahahaha! That judge should let her loose on that statement ALONE!

She ain't going quietly into the night...

-Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!-

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:33am.

Sneiwy! STILLLLLLLLLL?!
And yes, I'm bilingu... bylengwe... I speak multiple languages.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:29am.

That seat cushion is about to touch the ceiling on the sides. Good thing she's sitting in the middle.

Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:20am.

Charming lady. I, too, believe her...she looks like she would charge at least $7.50.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:13am.

(i believe her...)

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:11am.

ha ha Jacko, is that your Aussie accent?

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:09am.

I blame it on the dingoes.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:00am.

Moi bewbs eh hengin ayt wiff eh fiveh twixed em... Ehm notta whoyre...
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:57am.

Her statement is priceless. I want to memorize it and recite it every single day. She is my new hero.

Free Allyson!

Oh, and...I believe her.

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:56am.

I love how she denies being a sex worker and then gives info on her prices! Winner!

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:53am.

Ha! Her statement is hilarious, and her girls are still hanging out all over the place. Unrepentant!

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Submitted by friendlyskies on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:52am.

Since when is the dick sucker liable for a fellatio-related car accident? !?The dick-suckee should take sole responsibility for knowing his limits.

I'll be writing my congressman about this. We need "Allyson's Law" to prevent more tragedies like this one.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:51am.

WTF? Are they blaming her for the accident or charging her for prostitution? Not sure the angle here. IRregardless (side eyes Stoney).... I'd hit it.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by SMiTTy on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:45am.

ROTFLMAO!!
**You sound like your from london**

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:44am.

Hot pink hair always reminds me of Britney. She needs to realize were it not for her money and her daddy this could be her. Except that would be a Red Bull and not a beer, and the room would be messier. Her daddy deserved the Nobel more than Obama.