Tuesday, October 13th 2009

The Tilda vs. The Trump

Donald Trump's hair looks like Tilda Swinton's mop after being stranded in the dessert for days without water, moisturizer, hugs or a blow dryer. Just thought I'd point that out. And we're off!

Tilda Swinton is ready to peck Donald Trump's beady eyes out over an enormous golf resort that is about to terrorize Scotland. Tilda lives there, and she's not about to welcome Trump's multi-million dollar resort into her backyard. Tilda says NOOOO to golf courses, but YESSSSS to butt raping directors.

The Associated Press reports that Tilda has joined 15,000 other people in signing a petition asking for the resort not to be built. According to the petition, four residents on the property may be evicted to make way for Trump's golf course.

A spokeswhore for Donald Trump only said that Tilda is siding with the "extremists."

The Trump probably wanted to call Tilda a "fat slob" and a "disgusting pig," but he's saving that for when The Insider or Entertainment Tonight asks him to comment.

The Trump has no idea who he is fucking with, because Tilda's got the crazy fever in her eyes and I don't think she's afraid to unleash it. Tilda looks like she will shit on your porch if you cross her.

Posted by: Michael K


Sofeckingloverly's picture

the golf course is a bad idea. the locals have been against it since the plans were made public. so, you know, fuck you donald trump.

and as for that cunt Tilda, since she broke my heart with that whole, "i support a child-drugging-and-raping-director," fuck her too. seriously, she would be my favorite hate fuck ever. yeah, i know. i've a lot of issues.

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Submitted by randy1 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:33am.
When did Clay Aiken change his name to Tilda Swinton?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I thought I was the only one who thought this.

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Building golf courses over people's homes I'm not down with, but I can't stand Tilda Swinton and especially now that she supports Pedo Polanski.

You're an actor you don't rule the world, just because you say you want something doesn't mean everyone has to bend to your will.

Oh and love the article link, like just because a bunch of film idiots get together and say they want Polanski to be released it'll happen. Go fuck yourselves. And I'm offcially boycotting all the idiots listed in the article. Sick fucks.

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PhillipP's picture

Tilda supports Roman Polanski and child rape. Case closed. Never thought I would be on the same side as the Donald.

Centaurious's picture

His hair is glued to his big, empty, head.

Her hair is reaching toward Mars.

Friday night fights, anyone?

letinstar's picture

i can understand not wanting to be part of the raping of the land for a golf course, but i cannot support folks who support child rapers (or rapists) period...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:40pm.

Tilda is an ass. I read an interview after she won her Oscar and she said she passed it around the dinner table and "everyone got bored with it" and she doesn't even know where it is anymore.

Yawn. Why do these celebs cry and bleat when their name is called as the winner and a month later claim to be using the Oscar as a door stop. Like it means nothing and they're too fuckin cool for school. STFU and say it was an honor (and you used to practise your Oscar speech for years before you ever got one) and leave it at that.

Oh and stop supporting a kid raper, Tilda. Or does the fact that he's an "artistic genius" make it ok?

IrishFury, thanks for being one of the very few to give a different opinion. It's refreshing to not sit in a circle nodding at each other.

Scotland has enough golf courses, many of which are free and open to the public. It's not an elitist game over there, they don't need a tacky, Trumpified course that would only be used by equally tacky yet wealthy wannabes.

Whatever's picture

She is an extremist for not wanting a golf course smack in the middle of her town? LOL! Trump is such a bitch.

Tilda is a crazy give a fuck woman and for that i love her. She's also Scottish royalty (some bloodline shit) so the Donald is out trumped. Stop ruining beautiful land you toupee with legs.

IrishFury's picture

Tilda is an ass. I read an interview after she won her Oscar and she said she passed it around the dinner table and "everyone got bored with it" and she doesn't even know where it is anymore.

Yawn. Why do these celebs cry and bleat when their name is called as the winner and a month later claim to be using the Oscar as a door stop. Like it means nothing and they're too fuckin cool for school. STFU and say it was an honor (and you used to practise your Oscar speech for years before you ever got one) and leave it at that.

Oh and stop supporting a kid raper, Tilda. Or does the fact that he's an "artistic genius" make it ok?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Scotland is better off without The Donald.
Ive only been there twice but was quite impressed.
Best deep fried fish in the world.
And workmen wearing jeans and riggers...yum.

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IG!!!! I miss that Mel

also
DONALD TRUMP CAN GET IN MAH BELLEH!

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So you're an extremist if you don't want a fat rich slob wrecking Scotland's landscape with yuppe courses for other fat rich slobs. I'm going out to buy my extremist T-shirt! CALEDONIA FOREVER!

That said, I'm totally disgusted in Tilda for siding with Polonski. She has children, how could any mother support him?!

Tristram's picture

Didn't Scotland invent golf? I object to its exporting the game worldwide.

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StewieGriffin's picture

Guess I'm an extremist because I'm her side on this. Enough of greedy f#cks like Trump destroying the earth and people's lives.

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Celebrity Death Match

so true they must have gone to the same hairdresser ..UUUggaa gggaa

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Ummm... that's "butt raping PEDOPHILE directors".

SilentWitness's picture

Tilda Swinton is one long, cool glass of woman.
Trump ruins everything he gets his greedy hands on, and you never hear of him being involved with anything remotely enviromental.

Team Tilda.

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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:26am.

Isn't calling a Scottish person extremist kinda like saying the sky is blue? yeah? and your point is?
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and quit humping my eyeballs with your avie!!!
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lol - snowy's tourettes is flaring up again.
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Do NOT fuck with Swilda Tinton, my friend. She WILL make sushi of your genitalia with just a glance.....

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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:26am.
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Thanks... if I knew how to put Carlton in a kilt, I'd be on it!

And I think this should be settled by a good old-fashioned Glasgow Kiss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLM2QJuEk9k

cuntygolightly's picture

it's a pity...

things like this make the world hate americans even more

they're opening a mcdonalds inside the louvre in paris...that isn't helping the mentioned cause much either

KD's picture

Four people would be evicted. If they only have to evict 4 people, they are probably rich people with large estates, in which case, I don't feel sorry for them.

loozer's picture

lol bigorexia
To be fair to MK, Trumps hair does look like it might have some dessert in it. Maybe Mousse?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:06am.
The Donald is such a raging prick. Notice how he never builds this shit anywhere near HIS exclusive properties and mansions. No, that shit has to eff up a bunch of po' commoner's town.

Gotta go with Green on this one...Trump built this absofuckinlutely hideous condo thing here in Vegas, covered in gold mirrors. It's right beside a really busy freeway and twice a day the sun turns it into a giant ball of fire from reflected light, causing accidents. Of course, The Donald is never here to see this because the locals would love to kill him.

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Lory's picture

Yeah, why is Donald Trump such a greedy bastard? Why not using all that money you have in something good and noble, like freeing all the rapists of the world? Truly valuable kiddie butt rapists could be benefited from that! Do you know how many judges could be bought with that kind of money Donald??? Priorities people!!!!

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M.E.'s picture

Trump is a selfish bastard. When has he ever helped anyone that didn't directly benefit himself?

randy1's picture

When did Clay Aiken change his name to Tilda Swinton?

bigorexia's picture

A desert is a big mound of sand.
A dessert is what you put in your mouth at the gay sauna after a long hard day at work.
Just thought I would be a good Spelling Nazi and point that out.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

loooooozah... I agree about building something in the US to help the economy.... I also agree that it would be nice if he helped the poor and hungry of any country... however, the latter will not return a "profit" on his investment... which is all he is concerned about.

I think he should spend millions of dollars to do more advanced research for male balding.
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dlaugher's picture

Isn't calling a Scottish person extremist kinda like saying the sky is blue? yeah? and your point is?

MK--LOVE how you call out Tilda on her priorities, but still, gotta go with my mom's people on this one. Scotland has a whole land freedom thing (not perfect) that i don't see the donald being able to deal with. he's pissed off neighbors wherever he sets up these courses.

Islandgirl, love your new avi. Geez, i need to replace mine. Fits in for this topic though (kilt).

Katt's picture

Wow, Trump looks actually downright normal next to that mess. Don't understand how someone who defends a CHILD MOLESTER can get so up in arms over a fuckin' golf course. Tilda truly is ugly, inside and out.
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loozer's picture

Instead of spending millions on a golf resort where it is not needed, why not feed and clothe children in a third world country? Or maybe build something to provide jobs in a struggling area here in the ole USA?

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

This has been done more than once in Scotland. Trump needs to come up with something a little more original. I'm with Tilda the troll on this one....

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angel_i's picture

Golf courses are a huge waste of space.
BUILDING a golf course in SCOTLAND is just rude.

No one really knows the origin becuz men have, from the beginning of time, been fascinated by hitting balls with sticks (I can't imagine why) but isn't the point of golf in Scotland to deal with the terrain as it is? Which is harsh? The Scottish part of me rails at the idea of playing golf on a manicured green.

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Coif's picture

She's fabulous, and she will destroy him!

Dr. Dick's picture

Tilda can easily kick the comb over's ass. However, she really does need to wear makeup. She always looks completely washed out.

Green Is Good's picture

The Donald is such a raging prick. Notice how he never builds this shit anywhere near HIS exclusive properties and mansions. No, that shit has to eff up a bunch of po' commoner's town.

And Trump will make sure it's an exclusive, private club for rich people only. No commoners aloud, unless they're using the servants entrance.

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

She would ring your doorbell and wait for you to answer so she can look you in the eye and shit on your porch.
And then get an Oscar nomination for her moving performance.

Scotland is already a small place with a bunch of golf courses (it being the birthplace of golf, and all), so he needs to whore his wares elsewhere...

agirl's picture

Are her eyebrows...transparent? Missing? What's the deal there? I need to know!

TELL ME, WHAT IS THE EYEBROW SITUATION?

Also, in a fight against Trump, she totally would win. You're right, MK, she'd fight crazy and dirty.