The Latest Chapter In The Sad Gayelle Diaries
SamRo has basically closed her eyes, ears, fingers and mouth to Lindsay Lohan, so what's a pill-pooping (typo and it stays) crazy to do? LiLo had no choice but to hop on her Twitter to cry about how SamRo's family is pussy-blocking her and stealing her shine. Or something.
Lilo, who is a graduate of Courtney Love's School of Incoherent Tweets, needs to stop freebasing an entire bottle of NyQuil while Tweeting. I mean, calling SamRo "brilliant"? My 6-year-old cousin will go to sleep with a smile tonight when I tell him that the ho from Herbie: Fully Loaded thinks he's brilliant, because he also knows how to make a playlist on iTunes.
You know what LiLo needs in her life?! Yes, she needs a mother whose idea of breakfast isn't a bowl of Adderall and Red Bull. But she also needs a party-crashing deer in her life. Seriously, look at this party-crashing deer from Michigan:
Every time LiLo tries to take her crack antics to Twitter, a deer needs to jump into the room to stop her. SIGN HER OFF, party-crashing deer!
Nothing like a Lind's story to brighten my day.
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omg i hate when ppl write personal shit about other ppl on the interwebs. like how embarassing for samro?
embarass your self all you want but queefing out this shit isnt gonna make her come back.
my ex once wrote this embarassing love letter on face book begging me to take him back and not give up on him and every one saw it and i wanted to die!!
i immediatley wrote the most embarassing reply i could think of to him and blocked him, his friends, family and any other mutual associates. it was a good 100 friends i had to get rid of.
any way, moral of the story, it made me hate him, when before i was merely indifferent.
way to win your girl friend back by alienating her stupid!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
her twitter reads like a damn soap opera.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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I Do believe Lindsay is referring to HERSELF as the brilliance in SamRo's life. She is brilliant, after all. White Oprah told us.
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Pathetic!
its called get yer shit together
posting personal crap on the Internet is pathetic and desperate
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 6:35pm.
I hear ya. Love will make you do crazy things...like stalking people on Twitter. Whatever happened to just, like talking on the phone. That way only the other person gets to see/hear you acting a fool.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 6:25pm.
I feel bad for her. No one likes being rejected by the person that they love. I'm kind of in her situation right now, so I understand how she feels.
We all have been there, I will cry myself to sleep. I will wake up in the middle of the night and I will cry some more, but humiliate myself for the world to see? NEVER.
She need to OD soon, I can't stand her crack head ass.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I feel bad for her. No one likes being rejected by the person that they love. I'm kind of in her situation right now, so I understand how she feels. It's a shitty feeling. Having said that, it's her own problems/addictions that are getting in the way of her relationship with SamRo. Not that she's any prize herself.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:04pm.
I'm sorry but I find this really sad.
I think Lindsay is a lost soul who just needs some love. :(
Or some crack..
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Or A crack! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Anyone who spends a good part of their waking day "tweeting" at someone who doesn't like them is either a) childish, b) psychotic, c) wallowing in self-pity, d) deluional or e) all of the above.
Her next fashion line for Ungaro will be strait-jackets.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:52pm.
A few months ago, I dealt with someone just like that. She sent me 11 consecutive text messages because I needed to do something and didn't answer immediately. Crazed fucking twat.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:04pm.
I'm sorry but I find this really sad.
I think Lindsay is a lost soul who just needs some love. :(
Or some crack..
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Two things that are really bothering me right now:
1. With so many people watching and judging Lindsay Lohan, you'd think she'd give two shits about spelling and grammar.
2. That fucking deer new EXACTLY where to go. He was on a mission. He saw the doors, went straight to them, and, as if he had done it a million times, he opened those fucking doors.
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@UKer yep you're there geeza! welcome to humanity!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:19pm.
O my, Mani! You been busy doing that "thinking" stuff again I see!
Yes Angel...it's such a burden sometimes!!
@Lux Luv. Know what I actually agree with you honey pants! A little sympathy. I have some too. This kid is only 23! Fucking hell if she was my daughter I'd never have let her get to this, she don't know which way is up! Is this is her psycho analysist talking.... read and weep http://bit.ly/HZchl
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:09pm.
UGH. Lesbians are soo friggin dramatic!
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O yes! And gay boys are always SO rational!;p
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
O my, Mani! You been busy doing that "thinking" stuff again I see!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Leave Lindsay A-LOHAN!!
Twittering idiots = twittiots.
It seems to me that when she is ready she'll ask for help but until then she'll keep her delusions of self worth alive.
So sad....... she switches teams and no one gives a shit.
Go back to men Lindsey......
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So why are we all here again?
This chick acts like we all give a damn.
As much as Lindsay causes herself so much trouble, I feel sympathy for her. SamRo is 32 years old and her family keeps getting involved in her relationship.
Come at me bitch!
apparently blowhan was caught stealing jewlery - again.
she apparently gave a credit card #, but immediately cancelled it.
however, surprise surprise, someone paid the bill for her.
why are people so quick to bail out this crackhead? and why do people CONTINUE to give her expensive things like jewelry that she obviously sells for her coke/meth/adderrall/oxy/everything under the kitchen sick habit?
ughh- i am so sick of this twat.
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Hahha!! A 9 year old kid just got his ass handed to him by a buck here in the Cleve!!!
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"My life is a shattered bowl of arse." ~stephenfry
This is why I don't do Twitter, Facebook, etc.
I doubt I'd embarrass myself as much as Hohan, but it would be a close second.
Lindsay, close out your Twitter account!
Hmmm..on second thought, NO -- KEEP IT OPEN!!!!
Crack Whore, Crack Whore, CRACK... WHORE...
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:02pm.
"Yeah, I'm so sure Sam's family doesn't want you together because they hate her happiness. No way could it be because you are a dangerous, thieving, manipulative, over-spending cokewhore with mental issues."
Add the word "Delusional" and it would be perfect. Nothing more would need to be said.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Lindsay its time to move on....
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Baby, I'm a want you..Baby, I'm a need you... You're the only one I care enough to hurt about...
*sniff*
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Play some Barry Manilow and shut up
As much as I wanna write something snarky and mean I can't.
Something about all this just gives me the fucking sads.
Anyway, I'ma go get ready for my shift at Wally...
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Apparently Blowhole isn't done embarrassing herself publicly yet.
Desperation, party of one, your table is ready.
Who knows all the fucked up shit that has gone b/t those two. Makes sense Samro's family doesn't want her around a junkie. It is a sad situation that someone who has it all could fall so far. It also kind of pisses me off b/c so many others would have done right by the opportunity, regardless of upbringing.
Submitted by Nassirah on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:18pm.
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Preach it gurl.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:51pm.
Three Brothers Deli on Main Street where the bus connection goes through. Only place that I've ever seen turkey bacon served.
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holy fucking hell, that is close to where I work.
well if you ever see a dumb fuck with a beard wearing a blue jacket and headphones, that's me.
I feel sorry for Lohan, she seems so lonely and out of touch, what a fucking waste of someone who had so much potential. The girl is talented and has all this opportunity yet she can't get it together to secure a decent acting career. Folks this is what happens when you have such fucked up parents and unfortunately can't get past their horrible upbringing.
These two idiots are so annoying.
I'm sorry but I find this really sad.
I think Lindsay is a lost soul who just needs some love. :(
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:52pm.
LMAO!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:41pm.
"I bet watching these two fuck is like rubbing two pieces of beef jerky together."
hahaha.
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"Oh no, no, no, sweet baby. They're gonna eat you alive in Hollywood. Oh you're definitely going to end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours" -Sweet Dee
"Yeah, I'm so sure Sam's family doesn't want you together because they hate her happiness. No way could it be because you are a dangerous, thieving, manipulative, over-spending cokewhore with mental issues."
You can say that again.
SamRo, it's about time you tweet: GET OVER MY SCRAWNY ASS
What is it Sammy is so brilliant at? Does he conduct cancer reaserch, raise money for the starving in Africa, found a cure for herpes?
If you think THIS is bad... check out this authentic email conversation between a cheating girl and her candidly speaking ex-boyfriend!
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=5199
I got nothing. Except, this ho does not need to be twatting about her personal business like that.
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I don't blame Samro for not twitting Blohan. Not only is it putting her shit out in public, but you know Blohan is one of those poeple who freaks out when you log off and do other stuff with your life.
"Sam? Sam are u ther?"
"I kno ure there, Sam!"
"Come on baby talk to me."
"Fine who carez about you! I hate you!"
"No i dont, I luv you Sam, please answer me."
"YOU SUCK, FINE GO AHEAD DON'T ANSWER!"
and so on and so forth for hours.
Three Brothers Deli on Main Street where the bus connection goes through. Only place that I've ever seen turkey bacon served.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
I think SamRo is a pretty savvy character - I do believe that she used Lohan to get some good gigs - maybe even staged a few catfights to get soem pap coverage - as Michael Jackson used to believe - any publicity is good publicity. Lets keep watching the activity. In a few weeks, when SamRo needs a fresh shot of famewhore I am betting that she will be "back" with Lohan...maybe they are both working this scenario to their advantage, though Lohan does not strike me as being clever enough to run with this.....in any case, it is ALL distasteful and it should end.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Suckandfuck oh cool. your not far from me at all! And snowwy! Omg when are we gonna meet up and hit a couple gay bars!!! I didn't know you and jack were dating btw. haha.
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I love watching Hohan trying to rationalize the fact that Samro hates her.