Tuesday, October 13th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Mel Gibson & His Angry Beaver

Mel Gibson was at the Today show this morning to shoot more scenes from that beaver movie with Cherry Jones (who recently broke up with her main beaver -- sad face), Jodie Foster and Matt Lauer. I'm sure human resources was on hand to make sure Matt Lauer kept his hairy beaver jokes to himself. Matt's "sexual harassment" file is way too thick for another complaint.

You know, this is the happiest I've seen Mel in a long time. Usually, dude has the grouches in a serious way. Either Mel's body is attached to a catheter filled with blessed bourbon, or he just really loves having a beaver attached to his hand at all times. I'm going to go with the latter, because Mel loves it that he has finally found a beaver that won't/can't run away from him.

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:19am

I thought the 80s braces headgear only happened in the movies, LOL.

I thoroughly looked at your "People of WalMart" link, and I got some real laughs out of it. Just saying.

Have a good night.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

LuxLuv's picture

'Nite Peaches80. I need to put myself to bed. Besides, my dog keeps giving me the stinkeye; she hates to sleep alone.

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peaches80's picture

luxluv
agree!
have a great night girl , i am sure you will feel better tomorrow !
xoxoxoxoxoxo

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LuxLuv's picture

Better Chris Penn than Tarantino thoug. That's some ugly shit right there that even funny can't overcome.

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LuxLuv's picture

Ain't no shame in yo game.

Whatever turns you on. I myself have peepaw crushes.

Gimme some Terrence Stamp any day! And Terrence Stamp in DRAG...

*swoon*

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I'm SO going to regret taking this Vicodin later today. I hope no one reads through these threads.

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luxluv
it was tarantino who doomed me , chris penn in that sporty jacket and tight jeans , reservoir dogs !!!!!!!!!! oh my god , hotness , i almost fainted so hot !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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LuxLuv's picture

@Peaches - Chris Penn is funny, and maybe THAT's what you find sexy.

Funny = sexy (to me, anyway).

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And yeah Khensu, we (former) PCs think about sex same as everyone else (LOL).

LuxLuv's picture

Khensu, do you remember the whole braces *headgear* thing? Probably not; this would be early 80s dentistry.

Anyway, I always felt sorry for those kids who had to wear that shit.

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peaches80's picture

luxluv you are on fiyah girl !! hahahahahahaha i know sometimes is the weirdest that gets you , ok secretly i am all for chubby , i mean i had the biggest crush on chris penn !!!!!!!!!!!!
hotness !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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LuxLuv's picture

It's the Vicodin talking. I love the look on this guy's face though! That snarl!

This guy reminds of a guy I saw not too long ago undressing in a Walmart parking lot (the one I work at. I almost fell the fuck out.

Thank Jaysus I was only on a smoke break and not on my lunch.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:08am.
Sorry about your root canal, LuxLuv. :(

I myself had never gotten a root canal, but before I got braces, I had rubber bands jammed in between my teeth, and it hurt to chew for a month.
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yeah been there ! is horribleeeeeeeeeeee !
i got them for a year , lord what an ordeal ,but then nice teefs !!!!! so happy
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Sorry about your root canal, LuxLuv. :(

I myself had never gotten a root canal, but before I got braces, I had rubber bands jammed in between my teeth, and it hurt to chew for a month.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:54am.
@Peaches80 - thank you m'love. Ain't nothin' but a thang.

I'm actually starting to enjoy myself now that the barfiness has subsided, though I'm a little concerned about why I find myself strangely attracted to the hirsute dentist in the CAPTION THIS photo.

I think I want him to anger-fuck me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH my , ok uhmmmmm well i guess is the vicodin , i mean that is some strong stuff , but i would urge you to resist the temptation , trust have a look at him tomorrow , furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

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@Peaches80 - thank you m'love. Ain't nothin' but a thang.

I'm actually starting to enjoy myself now that the barfiness has subsided, though I'm a little concerned about why I find myself strangely attracted to the hirsute dentist in the CAPTION THIS photo.

I think I want him to anger-fuck me.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:42am.
Thanks Peaches80. If I could drive, I might be tempted to run out to a 24-hour pharmacy and get some, but I'm no shape to do shit NOW.
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sowwwwwwwwwwwwy i know it must be a pain , try to relax , i hope you feel better soon! : )

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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LuxLuv's picture

Thanks Peaches80. If I could drive, I might be tempted to run out to a 24-hour pharmacy and get some, but I'm no shape to do shit NOW.

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LuxLuv's picture

I betcha Jon Gosseline's lil' lawyer got his knockoff LV briefcase-thing from that icfshop.com website.

Yep.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:27am.
Hey yerself, keed.

Just took a damn Vicodin for a root canal and...lets just say it didn't have the desired effect.

Fuckit. Maybe I can find some Aleve around here.
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try clove oil ! really it works !

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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And the hirsute in the CAPTION THIS PHOTO contest was my dentist.

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LuxLuv's picture

Hey yerself, keed.

Just took a damn Vicodin for a root canal and...lets just say it didn't have the desired effect.

Fuckit. Maybe I can find some Aleve around here.

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Don't mind me, I'm just being a whiny cunt tonight.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Hey LuxLuv.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Khensu Hetep's picture

@ huangzhixian02,

for someone who's peddling all this clothing, you sure as fuck could afford to put some on.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

LuxLuv's picture

So much for trying to bliss out on these frigging painkillers. I'm such a lightweight.

Now I just feel wonky and barfy.

*runs off to powerboot*

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_ClassyMingle.com__ is the best and largest online personals site dedicated to men and women seeking a higher caliber online dating experience.
Our clients include CEOs, Professional Athletes, Doctors, Lawyers, Investors, Entrepreneurs, Beauty Queens, Fitness Models, and Hollywood Celebrities,
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speakit's picture

I am so sorry I even wasted a few minutes reading any of this thread. And um... I've seen pics. Ain't nobody here looking like Heidi Klum. Jus' sayin'.

Manimal5's picture

Dammit! on Hells Kitchen the risotto is undercooked...UNDERCOOKED!!

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Accept paypal ,All the prices list on our website include shipping cost,insurance,tax etc..

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$30 coach handbag,gucci handbag,prada handbag,chanel handbag,$15sunglasses,$9 caps.

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http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)

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I wish you a happy shopping and happy every day!

M.E.'s picture

OK horz, I am headed home. Hopefully between the weather conditions and my uhm, condition, I don't crash my fucking car.

Zonko's picture

Every goddamn time an actor gets himself into some dirty fuck-action trouble, they ALWAYS make a cutesy kiddy-type movie to soften up the scandal (example: Eddie Murphy).

M.E.'s picture

Bye Jazzy! ♥♥♥

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HAI, BAI jazzy!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

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Whatever happened to TwoDrinkMin...?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:45pm.

awww thanks honey. that's sweet. i love naomi watts :)

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:09pm.

Jazzy - I am literally fucked for the rest of the day. Total catch 22 right now. Hightened sensitivity due to multiple fits since, what? 1pm? Which is throwing me into more fits.

FML!
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I am off for the day. Best regards and good luck to BH tonight.

angel_i's picture

@snowy: O - she's cute. Do we love her or hate her?

This is fun!:
On 12 October 2008, Deeley played herself as host of Peter Kay's Britain's Got The Pop Factor ... And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice.

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M.E.'s picture

Jazzy - I am literally fucked for the rest of the day. Total catch 22 right now. Hightened sensitivity due to multiple fits since, what? 1pm? Which is throwing me into more fits.

FML!

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:44pm.

Ok Jazzy - I will shut it.
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No, no. Just kidding. Luvs you! Just trying something akin to saying Boo! when you have the hiccups.

M.E.'s picture

Uvy - why isn't it funneh anymore?

TheBreakdown's picture

Migraine Sally!

Dayum!

Someone cue 'It's Cheaper to Keep Her'!

*grabs bar*

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Triston

*rummaging through purse and pants pockets*

Well, I've got $16, an Old Navy receipt and a half eaten Luna bar. That's going to have to do for now, bitch.

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snowpiece:

I just tell them that Obama is my daddy!

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Angel it's another pic of Cat Deeley

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Godspeed jack.

*shaking head*

TheBreakdown's picture

Migraine Sally!

Of course we all know one another, but am I not enough for you?

Are you cheating on me?

Again!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

Oh wait, we're in a recession...

A-L-I-M-O-N-Y!!!

pay up, heaux!

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breakdown so they chase you shouting "OBAMA!!"

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All of a sudden, my avatar isn't so funny.

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Immmmmmm outtta here.... *puts on helmet on cracks open a BEEEEER!!*

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Migraine Sally's picture

Triston

Don't you all know each other too?

Think you can introduce me to Michael Jordan?

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snowpiece:

considering where I am, they probably mean both.

All black people look alike, after all!

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MJT, I dont think I look like anybody fanous either.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K