But How Is Jon Going To Pay His Fancy Lil' Lawyer?
A Pennyslvania judge has demanded that Ed Hardy's down-low lover Jon Grosselin has to return $180,000 of the $230,000 he snatched from his joint checking account with Kate Gosselin. An arbitrator will determine what happens to the remaining $55,000.
Jon has until October 26th to pay up or he has to face the judge again for contempt. I'm sure the judge will punish Jon by making him sleep without his Ed Hardy pillow person.
Kate issued this statement to TMZ: "As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues."
As much as it pleases my soul to know that Kate's rabid possum will get to eat live mice again, I'm a little concerned. How is Jon going to pay his fancy lil' lawyer now? If Jon can't pay his fancy lil' lawyer, how is his fancy lil' lawyer going to maintain his fanciness? No more fancy hair plugs. No more fancy fake tanning. No more fancy Louis Vuitton business woman purses. No more fancy lil' boy suits from Brooks Brothers. No more fancy lifts. And no more fancy 14k gold thongs (you know he wears that shit). Insert fancy sad face here.
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Thumbelina gets more air time than a transatlantic pilot. Fuckkkker.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Jon and Kate should feel grateful they are as famous as they are. Talent damn sure did not get them there, tho.
Jon is mentally retarded.
seriously.
That douchenozzle and his douchenozzle-lawyer deserve eachother. It's disgusting!
Is that guy in the back making your no-no drool? He reminds me of Adrien Brody.
And does Jon EVER not have a cigarette in his hand? Geez.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:18pm.
OK, this is a travesty...I'm just checking out In Touch, and Grosslin is wearing acid-washed jeans, a button-down straining at his very womanly hips, and TAN, MONOGRAMMED GUCCI SLIPPERS!!!!!
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Oh Centaurious, you made me spit up my morning tea laughing!!! :-) I had forgotten about that picture. Those gucci loafers - does anything quite scream tacky new money like that shit?
I absolutely hate this pig fucker. I want to reach through my computer screen and knock that fucking cigarette out of his mouth and pull out his hair plugs every time I see his smug ass picture. Though Kate can be a shrew (who blames her anymore) I just love, love, LOVED it yesterday when he got his ass burned.
I'm still laughing at Jon's attorney's knockoff LV briefcase-thing.
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didnt jon go on all these american tv shows and say he didnt take but 20,000?? this guy needs to stop referring to the pimp manual from the 80's.
Michael some times you make me laugh so much I want to be a gay man.
His widdle lawyer - I'm still laughing
Submitted by Pers on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:35pm
Thank you SO much for posting that TMZ video. Jon the douchebag has nothing to say! He looks like he is going to cry because he has been caught in his lies! And then what is with that crap of him spewing "The Phillies ARE going to win the Series", like he is some authority. They ask him if that is a prediction and he says "No, that's a promise" like he's Mr. Cool or something. I hope they don't win it, just to make Jon look like an even bigger loser. And WTF with flipping his cigarette in the street? If he is going to smoke, the least he could do is throw his cigarettes away and actually put them out first. Every thing about him just pisses me off to no end.
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The lawyer's wig & fake-bake is SPOT-ON.
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Sucks that we have to share oxygen with people like this.
Seems like every time I turn on my telly I'm seeing one or the other of these two fuckwits and having to listen to them queef about SOME shit.
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Both these child exploiting shit bags need to step the fuck off my planet.
I had to laugh at Jon's lawyer's LV briefcase-thingy.
I wonder if it's a REAL Louis Vuitton or a knockoff bought in some shitty bodega...
Probably the latter.
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Jon should go fist himself! He's a freakin' idiot!
Ha!
I love it!!
Jon got bitch slapped! Lesbo Hailey will go back to gals. This sugar fattie is broke!!!
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Does that fat pig ever NOT have a nasty cigarette hanging from his mouth? Does this overgrown teenager think it looks cool?
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I was thinking the exact same thing. I also agree with those who say he looks slow. And he's passed on his genes eight times. :(
Submitted by huangzhixian02 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:05pm.
$50 UGG BOOT, $30 nike shoes,air jordan shoes,nike shox shoes,gucci shoes
Look Jon Gosselin, stop hawking your shit on this site!
that lawyer spends too much time fancy-ing it up and not enough time doing proper lawyer-ing. (ie, he sucks)
I haven't commented in ages, and I have nothing of importance to add. But that last paragraph alone should be up for a Webby Award or something.
Special props for calling out the "Louis Vuitton business woman purses."
I can't believe that his douchebag lawyer has a Louis Vuitton briefcase.....thats just....what the....oh my....wow....double douceyness. If I was on a jury (I know there was no jury for Jon & Kate) and he was the lawyer pleading a case to me he would automatically have 1 strike against him just for the briefcase alone!
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Jon needs a lawyer that knows how to dress
no pumpkin ties and blue pinstripes
Jon definitely seems a bit slow. I like calm guys but not if they're stupid.
I thought I couldn't hate anyone more than Fishsticks or Parasite (Wonky McValtrex) but this guy really tops them. He is so freakin' ugly...and STOOOPID! I mean he makes Wonky look like a Rhodes Scholar and that is hard to do. Love the orange lawyer...such a class act! This picture should be under a caption this contest...I wish this douchetard would just die already!!
He always has this blank stare, like a cow, when he looks into the camera.
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I hope TLC cancels the shit they have planned with these whores and tells them to fuck off. Please make it happen, JeSUS!
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A video of the douchebag and his parasite lawyer after court today. Funny, he doesn't have much to say anymore. lol
I hope he ends up being found in contempt and is sent to jail. He can become Bubba's new special girlfriend.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/13/judge-to-jon-and-kate-settle-this-mess/9#c...
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Again with this shit? Will it ever end? I dream of the day when I never hear about these losers. MK - make my dream come true - ARE YOU LISTENING??!!!
I just read an article about Jon's fancy little lawyer. Apparently, he's a real scumbag. But I can't remember the deets now cuz I don't care too much.
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Heh heh...are the cows finally coming home to roost for this toolbox? I hope so.
This is the first person in the media that I'd happily go to jail for stabbing him in the neck with a pen.
He's so fucking stupid. I can't believe how dim this guy is. Did you all read this article?
http://www.parentdish.com/2009/10/09/jon-gosselin-loves-his-kids-his-gir...
He thinks he's Jewish now.
Fucking moron. I hope his kids don't inherit too much of the stupid from their dad, or too much of the evil from their mom.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Pay up, douchebag. I heard the Oct. 26 hearing will be public. Private arbitration my ASS. I hope Jon ends up shuffling down the street fucking homeless.
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Ugh! I hate this douchebag.
Kate may be a capital "B" bitch, but not even she deserves this dude.
I think these two assholes deserve each other. What an epic tragedy that they are parting ways. They are each as bad and ridiculous as the other one. Kate CLEARLY is smarter and more determined to hang on to her "image" and salvage any kind of "celebrity" that she can, and it's obvious she's taking all sorts of GOOD advice on how to behave in all of this for the most part. To keep her rants and smearing to a minimum. OBVIOUSLY she had NO hesitation to smash the dudes balls every chance she got on the show, but now that reputations and continuing SHOWS are at stake....she will be the victor between the two of them as far as milking this kid pimpin' bullshit.
But I still think they both need to get the fuck lost. NOW.
OH you know Kate is an anal bitch who probably keeps all her receipts filed alphabetically and laminated. Jon on the other hand is wiping his girlfriend's taint with $10 bills and blowing it on his douche gear without even lookiing at the price tags.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
So, when Jon said he only took like 23K he was lying? Cause the judge wouldn't have ordered that much to go back if he hadn't taken it.
Looks like just got caught lying.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:18pm.
YES HA HA BITCH DOUCHE YOU LOOOOOOOOSE
and yes, Jon Gosselin suddenly smokes all the time to be cool, he picked it up along with the double cz douche earings and the 22 year old meth head gf!
DOUCHE BAG OF THE CENTURAY!
Jon Makes me want to kiss Spencers BALLS!
LOL @ snowy and Spencer's ballz.....
That worm lawyer gives lawyers a bad name, which they deserve. I think there are bread lines in NYC Jon, better get in line.
Jon's first set of lawyers fired him b/c he was acting like an asshole. Now he is getting bad advice from a bad lawyer. Kate said that Jon always listens to whomever is standing next to him at the time. He is making himself look worse and worse every day. I cant believe (like another dlisted commentator mentioned) how he is making (vomits in mouth) Spencer look like a nice guy.
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This piece of shit can't wait till he gets to his car to suck on a cancer stick? Even when I was in the deepest depths of nicotine addiction, I could wait a few seconds.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
The bitch beatdown continues..........way to go Kate!
I love the back tracking....the man whore who ran out of money, so he needs to steal from his estranged wife and kids to continue his charade that he's hot.
News flash Jon........if you have to buy it....you're not hot. You're just a illusion, and maybe, just maybe, if I rub my eyes hard enough..... you'll disappear.
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So why are we all here again?
i find lawyers to be the devil's henchmen.-_-
YES HA HA BITCH DOUCHE YOU LOOOOOOOOSE
and yes, Jon Gosselin suddenly smokes all the time to be cool, he picked it up along with the double cz douche earings and the 22 year old meth head gf!
DOUCHE BAG OF THE CENTURAY!
Jon Makes me want to kiss Spencers BALLS!
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OK, this is a travesty...I'm just checking out In Touch, and Grosslin is wearing acid-washed jeans, a button-down straining at his very womanly hips, and TAN, MONOGRAMMED GUCCI SLIPPERS!!!!!
This is America, people!
This cannot continue.
I would love to see a blow by blow account of their debts.
It would be funny if they didn't have 8 kids to support.
How could you ride a gravy train for so long and end up with so little at the end? Most of their crap is probably just 'freebies' - that they're being taxed on (see Oprah's gifts) - by production teams and advertisers.
Ignoring how much they still owe before they can call that mansion 'theirs' how much would it even cost to maintain that thing and its staff?
Neither of them will settle for something less than the other has either. Jan will build his own Neverland soon enough.
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Submitted by ragbone17 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:10pm.
Erm. Is Michael K drunk? I love the fancy rant, but it seems drunken. I mean, it is Tuesday after all...
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I got a similar impression, I bet he's just bongin.
Did he rent that suit at the Men's Warehouse?
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Erm. Is Michael K drunk? I love the fancy rant, but it seems drunken. I mean, it is Tuesday after all...
nice cig.
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