Ashton Was An Asshole To January Jones
Long before January Jones was on Mad Men, she dated Mr. Demi Moore himself Ashton Kutcher. In the new issue of GQ, January says that Ashton pissed all over her dreams of an acting career by telling her to quit because she was never going to make it.
January said, "He was not supportive of my acting. He was like, 'I don't think you're going to be good at this.' So—fuck you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated."
Yes, acting advice from the dumbass who was in Dude, Where's My Car?. This just proves that you should never open up your ear to Ashton. The dude may be a hot piece (depending on how stoned you are), but dirty douchewater tends to pour out of his mouth regularly.
Open up your vagina hole to Ashton, but don't open up your ear hole. The latter is way too painful.
And here's January showing Ashton what's what by showing off her titty balls. Even though she's bringing the chichiness, these pictures aren't that great. January looks a little bored. Hell, even her boobies look bored.
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He may be sorry in 15 years when January is still hot and his wife is 60....
Asston telling someone they can't act. LOL! He is a shmuck.
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I agree. January has what I call a 'pallette face'. She can be any hair color, length and it will (usually) work on her
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She was gorgeous on the show when she got dolled up in Rome. Not sure if she is that great of an actress or the character she plays is supposed to be wooden.
Love Mad Men. January has a face like a blank canvas, you can purty it up or purty it down. Fuck Ashton. TEAM JANUARY.
is ashton in movies anymore?? i couldnt stand that PUNK show. he was so annoying!!
I agree.
I've never watched Mad Men, so I can't judge her by her acting skills, but she might be pretty good.
It really is sad that the way you look half-nude/fully nude is your claim toward recognition. Fucking media.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 3:42am.
It's a sad fucking day when your abilities as an actor are less promotable than how slutty you can look in your photoshoots.
I've never heard of this girl before, and she may well be a very adequate actor for all I know. It's a shame that the first I know about her is that she can work a hooker outfit like.. well.. a hooker.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 3:38am.
LOL, well I'd notice her if she was dressed like THAT, but if I saw her fully clothed or modestly dressed at the store or whatever, I probably wouldn't notice.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 3:21am.
Depends on what she was wearing. I think I'd notice her if she walked by in the outfit in thumbs 3 and 4.
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Meh, she's cute. I wouldn't notice her if she walked by me on the street.
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Women who are truly intelligent and talented don't need to get their tits out on GQ or pose dressed like some whore - Oooo - cutting edge, another Hollywood starlett whoring it out for a buck.
Too bad women can't aspire for higher callings - and we wonder why men have no respect for us anymore.
did her parents give her that name or did she give herself a porn name on purpose?
Clearly January has the last laugh.
On a Side Note: Damn mad Men made her look hot..cause in the Ashton pic..not so much.
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what a fucker and ha ha ha she gets to tell the whole world what a little shit he is
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The war isn't working.
Any ho who brings the Asston ugly to light is a great thespian in my book.
I could be happy THIS "bored".
Her boobies are just fine.
Hell, I wish my own looked that good.
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Ahaha acting advice from Ashton Kutcher? The only reason that idiot gets gigs and is still around is because of his wife, and even she's holding on by a thread (as evidenced by her noncareer). Hopefully she'll run through her friends soon enough and they can both disappear (but still yap on twitter of course).
Ashton Kutcher doesn't have an asshole, he has a queef-crater.
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That's interesting. J. Jones did admit that Mad Men had her smoking again, though... And also said that the producers didn't like her telling anyone that, because of the stigma of smoking and television...
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Doesn't Ashton have an "American Gigolo/James Bond" movie coming out? I hope (and it's a small wish likely to come true) that it is shockingly unintentionally laugh-out-loud funny. A "Showgirls". The guy can't do serious.
Submitted by stolidog on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 6:33pm.
who datt, what are you talking about.
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Look online for Ashton's ass-shots. Enough to be classified as gay-porn.
Ashton Kutcher telling January Jones she can't act? I'd say it was the pot calling the kettle black, but JJ actually has talent.
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who datt, what are you talking about.
Ashton hacking on JJ's acting skills was like Uwe Boll ripping Tara Reid for her acting skills. The untalented should STFU!
Ass-ton has a lot of nerve telling anyone they can't act!
It looks like he has had a nose job since the photo above.
Ashton Kutcher is an asshole plain and simple he is not cute funny or talented just a dumb looking douche bag
plus he has a big nose
January is brilliant on Mad Men.
Ashton is brilliant as a douche on a camera commercial.
He may be sorry in 15 years when January is still hot and his wife is 60....
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:56pm
What about as an actor? ;-)
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
"He was like, 'I don't think you're going to be good at this."
Man, *someone* was threatened by someone else's talent...and it certainly wasn't January. I'm so glad she's calling out this smug, smarmy, gold-digging man-ho. I can't *stand* him.
By the way, Asston: how many saw that soft-porn you did recently? Your cheeks and no-no hole were so prominent in it, I was wondering if Falcon was slumming in hiring you.
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:52pm.
I am a straight female and she makes my private areas tingle.
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She's hot in "Mad Men" but not so hot IRL.
The only actors worth watching on that show are Elisabeth Moss and Brian Batt.
Ashton on Bill Maher was the final straw for me.
Someone tape his lips shut.
He twitters like a girl.
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HOLY CRAP! That is not January Jones, I hate to say it but she looks average in that picture with Ashton. I love her in Mad Men, she's so gorgeous now!
Demi and Ashton are the two BIGGEST assholes in Hollywood... not surprising they eventually married each other's vaginas.
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@kitri:She looked average-looking with her old nose. But that nose job made all the difference, sometimes all one needs is a little tweak in order to look gorgeous.
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I had to look a few times before I decided she had had a nose job...that is a perfect one, where it makes you look prettier, but others are just not sure it its been done.
@JaniceSecond: know some actors who don't typically smoke will smoke herbal cigarettes when they have to smoke for filming. Otherwise, yeah man, good call. I usually can't make it through an episode without wanting a cigarette or scotch haha.
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Well, I'll have you know that I received my info from a very sophisticated and reliable source that was the Jon Hamm interview in TV Guide...he said that they all hated the herbal cigs, but regular cigs were absolutely off-limits! Meanwhile, I watch that show with a vodka rocks and a carton of Marlboro Lights!
I've only seen bits and pieces of a couple of episodes of MM. I keep forgetting that it is on here (Australia). It's on a channel that I don't watch much. Anyway...I can't really comment on the character this actress plays. But good on her for following her dream and not letting an ex's opinion matter.
As for AK I've never really liked him much, although I do love him in 'That 70's Show'. I didn't at first because I couldn't get over my dislike for the real life Ashton. But I now just see the charcter Kelso as just that - a character! And I do love me some Kelso, he is freaking hilarious.
I'm not surprised she looks bored since bored is pretty much the only expression required of her on Mad Men. Props to her for calling him on his shit though.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:53pm.
And what's the last actual successful thing Asston Kutcher accomplished?
A million Twitter followers? *resting on laurels*
I didn't know who she is, but I'm on her side. I've been there so many times. I've been surrounded by individuals who loved to bring me down about my professional and personal life.
And what's the last actual successful thing Asston Kutcher accomplished? Yeah...
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I am a straight female and she makes my private areas tingle.
Ashton Kutcher, a pimple on the ass of humanity.
I'm quite certain her boobs are real
She wears night dresses a lot on MM and her boobs don't look fake at all then. This is just your regular photo shop job.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:16pm.
Hope the job offers great insurance benefits.
I know some actors who don't typically smoke will smoke herbal cigarettes when they have to smoke for filming. Otherwise, yeah man, good call. I usually can't make it through an episode without wanting a cigarette or scotch haha.
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Her chest looks plastic...but Ashton is a piece of shit so, um...good for you January?
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