These Are The Highest Paid Women In Prime Time
This year, TyTy brought in $30 million from America's Next Top Model, The MEMEMEME Show, and her other TV projects. Katherine Hagel brought in $18 million for Grey's Anatomy and that movie about ugliness she did with Gerard Butler.
TyTy and Hagel both topped Forbes' annual list of the highest paid chicks in prime-time television. While the wig and tobacco industries send both of them a "thank you" basket for single-handedly keeping them alive, all of us will shake our heads. If you shake your head hard enough causing it to fall off and roll across the room, send your hospital bill to TyTy and Hagel. Those bitches can afford it.
I know I should be proud of Hagel for proving that being a major cunt pays off, but I just can't! I sort-of (not really) can understand why TyTy queefs hundred dollar bills, but I still can't wrap my brain around Hagel making 18 million clams. So many layers of NOT RIGHT. Here's the full list:
1. TyTy - $30 million
2. Hagel - $18 million
3. Marg Helgenberger - $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria Parker - $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay - $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus - $8 million (tie)
6. Maura Tierney - $8 million (tie)
8. Tina Fey - $7 million
9. Marcia Cross - $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - $6 million
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I fucking love you, MK! 'Cause of shit like this, "...While the wig and tobacco industries send both of them a "thank you" basket for single-handedly keeping them alive, all of us will shake our heads." hahaha
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Submitted by Bnizzle on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:02am.
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millions???
life fucking sucks ass. as a human rights activist i make shit.
but, i changing lives. yea,keep fucking that chicken,lisa.
I can't believe I live in a world where Tyra Banks and Katherine Hagel are millionaires!!! So. Much. Wrong. With. That.
Submitted by Mittmah on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:50pm.
And how does ELP make more than all the others on DH??????? I mean I'm not a fan of any of them, but I don't think Eva is any better than the rest.
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Because ELP gets paid shitloads to do make-up and other product commercials whereas the others don't. ;)
i can't believe j-lo-ho's psychic bosoms cracked the top ten
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Banks should pay a 30 million dollar fine for lying through her teeth to all those "young impressionable girls" she supposedly wanted to be a good role model for. All this crap about being yourself at any weight and being comfy in your skin and then bailing out on hefty girls everywhere by going for the skeletal face look. (And no, I wasn't in her target group to begin with, I just can't stand people who talk the talk, etc.)
"How revolting." - Hobson.
Nice to know that Katherine Heigl makes this kind of money and still does nothing but complain. Watch for her to throw another hissyfit next week because she had to spend an hour lounging in her air-conditioned trailer while there was a lull in filming, or something.
And all that money and Tyra Banks is still the cheapest person in the business. Once I read an interview with her and she said when people come to her house and are thirsty she gives them bottled water to drink and if they don't finish it she writes their name on the bottle and puts it back in her fridge. If they are thirsty next time they come over she makes them finish the bottle before she'll let them drink anything else. That's revolting behavior you cheap bitch TyTy. I hope one of those bottles get contaminated with bacteria and her guest drinks it and gets sick and sues her ass off.
I'm not surprised to see Eva "I shill for any company that asks" Longoria on there, but I am surprised to see Marcia Cross and not Teri Hatcher.
Anyway...none of these women should be making this kind of $$$$ for what they do. Earth sucks and I wish I lived on another planet.
Tina Fey made 7 million.
Eva Longwhoria got 9.
Hagl got 18.
There is officially no justice in this world.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:11
Dancing to the Gap Band again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
How is Creator, Writer, Executive producer AND Actress Tina Fey not making more money than these worthless, talentless, couldn't act their way out of a paper bag hags: Hagel, Longwhoria and an annoying moron with the largest forehead I've ever seen--TyTy??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina Needs a raise Stat!
Yay Maura Tierney! Boo Heigl. Ty - at least she works hard. And Boo Eva Longoria. Yuck. So many more deserving peeps.
It makes me sick that these people make MORE than teachers,nurses and firefighters etc who really make a difference in the world. All these stars do is buy bigger houses and fancy cars when the money can really help others who need it. These stars get paid way too much money!!!!!
It's just a crying shame that many of these utterly talentless twats (TyTy, I'm talking to YOU) bring home this kind of coin when so many Americans are struggling. What they bring to the table is nothing, yet they are paid obscene amounts of money. No one said life is fair, they just didn't say it was this unfair.
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Must be hard being a conservative and trying to convince people that Tina Fey and 30 Rock aren't funny. xD
And how does ELP make more than all the others on DH??????? I mean I'm not a fan of any of them, but I don't think Eva is any better than the rest.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:06pm.
Yep, same here, but I pay out of pocket. Books are fucking expensive! I am still stunned when I see how much these bitches bring home then cry poor mouth when its all gone. If we're gonna spread the wealth around we need to start with these whores and the sports leagues.
It's a ridiculous amount of money, but I think that Marg Helgenberger, Mariska Hargitay, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Maura Tierney have all paid their dues, having been on top rated shows for years. The rest of them not so much.
I'm already $5000+ in student loans and I've been going to school for 2 fucking semesters. i hate this world.
Tina Fey needs to tuck that 7 million away.......Her 15 minutes expired a long time ago!! She is done!
i love Marg Helgenberger and Tina Fey
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Tina Fey should be higher! 30 rock is the funniest show nobody's watching.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:59pm.
These bitches make way too much money while my son's teacher scrapes up pennies to provide school supplies for students whose parents won't/can't provide it.
We need an attention whore tax.
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And while I am on my education soapbox......did you whores know that if your college has what they call Adjuncts that these professors are required to have at a minimum a Master's Degree but they receive less than POVERTY level in pay? Colleges are dropping almost all teaching positions to this type of part-time (but its really full time work) position so they don't have to pay them right OR give them benefits like health insurance.
It's fucking low as hell, but we pay these twats millions.
NONE of these fucking bitches are worth minimum wage. WHY do we allow this shit????? UGH!!!!!
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woohoo my future cougar wife marg helgenberger is #3!!
These bitches make way too much money while my son's teacher scrapes up pennies to provide school supplies for students whose parents won't/can't provide it.
We need an attention whore tax.
The only movie that I thought tyra was good in
was " Higher Education"
In Gossip Girl she was terrible... I feel like I was watching some tacky soap opera
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Mariska... top 5! Yeah bitches! Prime time is nothing without my Benson and Stabler fix!
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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:14pm.
Beware. Tyra is an actress now too...she totally wants to be the poor man's Oprah...did anybody see this creature on Gossip Girl? Hideous...RuPaul would have done a better job.
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Um... Tyra was on a bunch of episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air
like 15 years ago, and she was in Coyote Ugly like 10 years ago.
I don't think it's a new thing.
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And she's also publicly attested, several times, to wanting to be the poor man's Oprah...not in so many words, mind...
LOL! She was on some show with LiLo long ago.
http://www.theinsider.com/videos/351566_Vintage_Lindsay_Lohan_and_Tyra_B...
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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:14pm.
Beware. Tyra is an actress now too...she totally wants to be the poor man's Oprah...did anybody see this creature on Gossip Girl? Hideous...RuPaul would have done a better job.
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Um... Tyra was on a bunch of episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air like 15 years ago, and she was in Coyote Ugly like 10 years ago.
I don't think it's a new thing.
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I just really need to know why Hagel is all that when she looks like half the flight attendants flying the unfriendly skies.
Wardrobe and all.
Beware. Tyra is an actress now too...she totally wants to be the poor man's Oprah...did anybody see this creature on Gossip Girl? Hideous...RuPaul would have done a better job.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:04pm.
Sad how much money changes hands in an industry that produces such insanely low quality entertainment.
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It's pretty disgraceful when you think about it.
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TINA FEY SHOULD EARN TOP SPOT. LEAST ANNOYING IN THAT LIST.
Hagel is CUNT personified!
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Hey don't forget about Mariska! she is a hot bitch.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Ha mike,
I was just going to say the same thing... the only people I like on that list are Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Maura Tierney, but really, as if that is a justifiable amount of money.
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Sad how much money changes hands in an industry that produces such insanely low quality entertainment.
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The only people on that list I can stand are Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who doesn't need the money) and Maura Tierney (not sure why I like her, but I do - and I'm shocked she made the list).
I can only take Tina Fey in small doses. I think it's the lingering stench of SNL.
How is this posible?? I seriously wnat to kick a puppy right now, and here I am looking up at my bank account to see if I can afford a fucking haircut, next week.
Fuck it, I quit this bitch.
*opens bottle of wine*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
2. Hagel - $18 million
lol @ anyone thinking she's worth even a fraction of that.
Hagel makes more than TINA FEY?!
(Jumping off bridge.)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 4:34pm.
There'S so much financial fuckery going on with this list that I don't even know where to begin.
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oh hey, we basically said the same thing!
that list is incomprehensible. i don't even know where to start.
Jennifer Love Hewitt should be at my local grocery store screaming...
'paper or plastic?' to me!
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