Friday, October 16th 2009
Birthday Sluts
John Mayer (32)
Shayne Ward (25)
Jeremy Jackson (29)
Kellie Martin (34)
Wendy Wilson (40)
Davina McCall (42)
Flea (47)
Tim Robbins (51)
David Zucker (62)
Bob Weir (62)
Suzanne Somers (63)
Barry Corbin (69)
Angela Lansbury (84)
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>>>Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:05am.
This picture just proves that at any age, John Mayer is butt fugly. I wonder if his doucheness was evident in school or if it developed since fame hit?
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Mayer's doucheness not only was evident in high school - he was exuding doucheness from every pore. This is the explanation why he's such a manwhore now. No chick would be seen w/ him let alone sleep w/ him in high school -- now that he wrote Wonderland - he gets his revenge on all the hot chicks who wouldn't give him the time of day and can't fuck 'em fast enough and get on w/ the next. It's like he's making up for all that time he was DENIED. Still a major douche AND only thing different is his inner sleaze-bag low-life whore coming out.
JOHN MAYER IS A CUNTTT!
Gaaaaaaaaaaawd! Was mayer just born a douche!? Did he come out of the womb already smug!?
I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
John Mayer is a great guitar player but a fake as a human being. that said, happy birthday libra sluts
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
You forgot Fernanda Montenegro. How dare you?!? >:/
She's 80 today!
Blech. He looks so SINCERE.
The dude is the biggest fucking douche on the planet but I can't get enough of his voice!! Fuckkkk me, man!! The dude is talented!!
ParisHilton: "Huge"
Ahhhh, my man turns 32! Happy birthday babyyyyy!
ParisHilton: "Huge"
AAAAAAAWWWWWW SHEEEIT! NOW MY FRIDAY IS RUINED!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Happy birthday death2douches!
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Loved 3's Co. back in the day!
"Happy Birthday Angela and John you're still just a big, tall, awkward doucheface."
*said all high school*
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Happy birthday!!! :-)
GODDAMNIT! Why does John Mayer have to share MY birthday?! MOTHERFUCKER! >_<
Still, at least I get to party down with the hotness that is Angela Lansbury. Jessica Fletcher FTW! HB also to Chrissy Snow, Kellie Martin, and the Other Wilson. <3
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Happy birthday to Tim Robbins! "Shawshank Redemption" was one of the best movies I've ever seen.
And HB to Angela Lansbury!
Happy birthday John Mayer, Suzanne Somers and Angela Lansbury.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Angela Lansbury called, she wants you to stop DOUCHING up her Birthday John Mayer.
And a happeh birfday to Tim Robbins....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Happy B-Day Jessica Fletcher, Christmas Snow, Bob, Tim, Wendy, Barry, Flea and why the heck not, Becca. (It will make Corky happy even though I never forgave her for killing Tyler to be with Jesse)
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
O I see! Suzanne!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:22am.
It's always the 80s. White Wedding and Suzanne Somers.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:21am.
*working on ThighMaster™ while having some grapefruit*
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Wait a second. Is it the 80s ?!?!
So confused.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
*working on ThighMaster™ while having some grapefruit*
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Phoenix-1901
mayer definitely rode the short bus
Mayer looks like he probably smelled like moth balls and summer sausage.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
John Mayer is extremely unattractive inside and out.
This explains everything. Douchetwat was a fucking greasy, zitty, awkward NERD! No wonder he hates women.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
No wonder his self esteem is so fucked up.
I hate you, John Mayer. You disgust me.
HB to Angela, Suzanne, and Davina.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Happy birthday to Sir Paul McCartney. Oops, I mean Angela Landsbury.
Happy Birthday to Flea and Crissy Snow!
You know this bitch will be Twittering today. I wonder what his balloon boy comments were. Probably so insightful.
Drippy Douche Day to the Mayer of Doucheville. HB to the other sluts!
::doing some Thigh Master reps in honour of Chrissy Snow::
HB Flea. crazy mofo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUH-VVguH1c
HB, Tim Robbins!
ETA: HB to Flea, too!
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
I hope he chokes on his dick-shaped douchecake.
Happy Birthday, Angela Lansbury! Love Murder, She Wrote!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
ololol thought this was a SFW blog and yet I see a picture of a huge DICK
good counsel Plecostomus! either that or a local psychoanalyst...as I am in Zürich! haha!
His teefs look yellow and so GROSS here..yikes
Happy birthday anyway
Happy birthday Flea!
RCHP - Higher Ground
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gs2o5T7oN8
Good Morning MK ♥♥
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Boogie Monster
John Mayer looks so nerdy here LOL
Anyways Plecostomus, your avatar pic cracked me up!
The fact that this site takes ad money from Leave to to Lamas and shoves it in my face all the time really pisses me off. I thought this wasn't PiggezHiltion. But I guess everybody is just a sell-out.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
This picture just proves that at any age, John Mayer is butt fugly. I wonder if his doucheness was evident in school or if it developed since fame hit?
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Moo!
Submitted by anon on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:02am.
weird, i had a dream (terror?) that I was having sex with John Mayer last night!!!!!!!!
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Contact your local vicar, stat! The devil is after your immortal soul, woman!
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Bottom-feeder.
weird, i had a dream (terror?) that I was having sex with John Mayer last night!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!
@NiTWitty: Ach, danke, mein liebe!
OnT: HB, Suzanne Somers and Angela Lansbury!
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Bottom-feeder.
Absolutely NO hiding those douche roots. Mornin' MK♥ and gang and HB to most of the rest of the sluts.
Edited cuz yeah..it's too damn early in the morning!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Pleco!!!
Avi is feckin awesome! Hahahahahaha!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Jesus Christ, what a dweeb!
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Bottom-feeder.
This early in the am, I am not sure whether to LOL at JM or be frightened.
*throws caramel squares and Werthers at Ms. Lansbury* HB!
nice tie...lame.