Alien Looking Like An Alien
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe slicked back her cockatoo hawk (using Chris Brown's crocodile tears) before walking the streets of NYC yesterday. RiRi was probably wondering why bitches were running from her like she was the tax man. It's because people watch too many movies, and they probably thought she was going to hatch an alien baby who would maul their faces off. I doubt Ripley was around, so they had reason to be scared. But you know....
RiRi's hair can also pass for a horn. A ram/unicorn horn to be exact. If you had too many glass of pink champagne, and you were starting to get delirious due to your dress being so damn tight (I'm speaking only to you, Mimi), you'd think RiRi was a unicorn from another planet. RiRi was lucky Mimi didn't spot her from a mile away, and jump on that hair horn. Lucky indeed.
Basically, RiRi's new hairstyle brings all kinds of trouble. It's not worth it!
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Give her a break. She was tailgating at a St. Louis Rams game.
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It's posts like this that make it all worthwhile. This totally made my day--I thought I would die laughing. Twins separated from birth.
I'm over this fucking eraser head. So affected. I'm digging around my desk drawer for my nail file now...
I like her garbagebag...bag...hot shit...I wonder if it is forceflex.
I hate this ho, with every ounce of hate I have, and I usually dont have hate in my heart. Okay maybe I dont hate her, but I hate her ways, her attitude, her style, pretty much everything about her.
The only time I liked her for just a little bit was at the JayZ concert, other than that, I wish she would just disappear, which doesnt look like it will be happening anytime soon.
ETA: I must confess she always has fabulous shoes/purses...other than that, I couldnt give a shit about her wardrobe.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:37am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:21am.
Bossy buuut we are talking about Run This Town, not Umbrella!
I didn't see The Office wedding, did they use CB's song too or just the idea??
Oh thank goodness, that one is a step up from ellah-ellah-ellah. They used the song, the idea, and even some of the dance moves. It was pretty awesome. Micheal was even like, "Pam, just like the youtube video!" or something of the sort.
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It was SO awesome! LOL!
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
why do her and cassie do such stupid things with their hair? now rihanna is no cassie but she would be attractive with long hair- or at least normal hair.
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Rhi Rhi is ugly. I've seen enough. Never thought bitch was ugly til now, just stupid. But since she'll never stop with the retarded styling, it's over. She's seriously not pretty enough to pull this off.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I'll never understand why a moderately attractive person tries sooooooo hard to be ugly.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Now I want to punch her in the face.
horn hair never looks good even on riri
but I want them jeans
Uh, hello- she's channeling her inner Draenei-
World of Warcraft bitches unite.
I know! Let's play a little game called 'post your pic'. It's that simple. Then we can compare your photos too! That's a WONDERFUL idea. Wait...never mind I've seen the 'People of Walmart' pics a thousand times.
Rihanna has attained five Hot 100 number one singles
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*GASP*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She is not pretty. I don't care what anyone says.
One hit wonder has been
Wow that's terrible. wtf rihanna.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:21am.
Bossy buuut we are talking about Run This Town, not Umbrella!
I didn't see The Office wedding, did they use CB's song too or just the idea??
Oh thank goodness, that one is a step up from ellah-ellah-ellah. They used the song, the idea, and even some of the dance moves. It was pretty awesome. Micheal was even like, "Pam, just like the youtube video!" or something of the sort.
Bossy buuut we are talking about Run This Town, not Umbrella!
I didn't see The Office wedding, did they use CB's song too or just the idea??
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I'm going to have to go against the "Umbrella" loving group. That song is shit.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:24am.
... the guy who inspired the wedding video dance.
hahaha I LOVED the wedding video with Chris Brown's song and it cracked me up that "The Office" used the idea too.
You call em like you know em MK! Spot on!
I absolutely love LOVE the Alien design, without a doubt the coolest and scariest movie monster ever made.
ha ha that was funny
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:34am.
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Snowy, I actually love that song. LOVE.
RiRi in Celebrity Therapy with Beyonce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqvR28hprM
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
kandy (your new nick): I love it too.
Even Kanye, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
does she pay someone that throws those clothes on her, or is it just her natural bad taste?
the shoes are fug
and fishnet stockings? come on
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:06am.
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Oooh, I hate that video. Love the song, but that video creeps me out.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I pray this girl will never sing that Umbrella song again. How the fuck did it get to number fucking one??!!!????!???!?!??!??!?!? Ughhhhhhh
ParisHilton: "Huge"
She really ought to just shave her head. This is pretty damn hideous.
Still have a humongous girl crush on RiRi. I just think she is soooooooo (etc.) pretty!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
If she had just given us a smile, or showed some teeth, we would have confirmation that they were indeed separated at birth. Fuck girl, smile and stop trying to deny it!!!
This bitch was drunk when she got that tattoo in her ear. There's no other explanation. Put some money on it, peopleee!!
ParisHilton: "Huge"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:31am.
this post has given me the opportunity to post a favorite clip of mine and stay on-topic!
... lucky days, lucky days!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1exCwGiY0
Ahahahahahaha!!!! Good one!!!
Luv ya Ri, fuck these jellis H8terz! LOL
Me and Jacko would still hit it!
Life's a game but it's not fair
I break the rules so I don't care
So I keep doin my own thing
Walking tall against the rain
Victory's within the mile
almost there don't give up now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is WHO'S GONNA RUN THIS TOWN TONIGHT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
this post has given me the opportunity to post a favorite clip of mine and stay on-topic!
... lucky days, lucky days!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1exCwGiY0
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
RiRi's sportin' the cum comeback!
from the gutter to the corner in 2010!
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All she's going to end up being known for is singing a song about umbrellas and getting beat down by the guy who inspired the wedding video dance.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:10am.
I don't give a fucka-ucka-ucka-ucka....
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Gawd. She only has ONE singing style, it's called "skip and stutter."
How come her body is all kinda blurred out in the Umbrella video? Oh that's right. It's cuz she has a MONSTER SIZE ASS.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:20am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:17am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:57am.
And might I add that there is real live rain in LA today, so I need my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.
LOL !!! I couldn't find mine and got soaked waiting for my puppy to go dookee-ookee-ookee.
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LOL! Don't you have a great dane? That must've been like throwing water in a wok - major steam!
I do! Also got a Doberman pup just about amonth ago.
Ain't NObody dook like a Dane dook!!!
Well, RiRi does have a prettier smile...
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:17am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:57am.
And might I add that there is real live rain in LA today, so I need my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.
LOL !!! I couldn't find mine and got soaked waiting for my puppy to go dookee-ookee-ookee.
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LOL! Don't you have a great dane? That must've been like throwing water in a wok - major steam!
lmao at suckysucky... PAVE THE WAY!!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:57am.
And might I add that there is real live rain in LA today, so I need my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.
LOL !!! I couldn't find mine and got soaked waiting for my puppy to go dookee-ookee-ookee.
when did MK merge with animal planet?... she looks like a ram
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
This joke wrote itself.
I miss the earlier days of "natural" RiRi. This shit she does anymore is so ugly and dumb.
You know, I can tell she wants to do something different all the time, but for her, since she's Caribbean, all it takes is sucking some dick, since Caribbean girls do not do that and that's why she got beat up. Pave the way Riri!
Leave riririririri ALLLLllllllllloooonnnne!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
*Thanks EvilShoe for the link*
*gives jack the one-eyed side glance*
*not THAT one-eyed side glance*
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