Wednesday, October 14th 2009

Dreamy Is In The Hospital (Insert Ten Million Exclamation Points Here)

Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty must have overdone it during his morning breathing exercises (aka hyperventilating into a crack pipe) yesterday, because he's landed himself in the hospital! NME says that Dreamy has canceled all of his dates in Ireland after he had trouble breathing.

Dreamy's was supposed to perform tonight, but a homeless ex-junkie who recites poetry about UFOs will go on in his place. Dreamy's spokeswhore/probation officer said, "Last night Peter Doherty was admitted to Swindon Hospital with exhaustion and breathing difficulties. He is currently under observation by doctors."

DREAMY! You're supposed to take breaks in between breathing into your pipe! Breathe, break, snort, breathe, break, snort, breathe, break, snort....

Poor thing. If I was there, I'd give him mouth to no-no. Yes, my no-no would take me to court and file butthole abuse charges against me, but it would be worth it to get Dreamy better again.

(Image: Bauer Griffin)

Posted by: Michael K


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hambletta's picture

seriously, i can't believe kate moss let this specimen stick it into her.

that's all i have to say.
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tell it to my answering machine

Honey Beats's picture

No wonder business is slow...........

**My mind may refuse to believe**

guilty of being white's picture

He looks like one happy heroin addict to me!

"Fuck me running..."

madam ex's picture

Oh I feel so, so bad. *drop dead already, loser*

Whatever's picture

Please put a warning up before posting such a huge picture of his face MK.

Bunnyman's picture

PLEASE just die already.

“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”

I know he looks like shit, but his music with the Babyshambles is awesome. Last year I finally had to look up his music because all I ever read was what a Cracker he is. Go to you tube and look up Love you but you're green, Delivery, Fuck forever,Lost art of murder, make sure you get the studio or video version... I think you'll be supprised! he also played with the Libertines awesome "punkish" sound!

MizRo's picture

Can't believe he's still alive.

Bowchickawawa's picture

Everytime I see a photo of him, I instinctually move to the left or right of my monitor because I fear one of his whiteheads will pop and hit me in the eye. He needs to exfoliate but using soap would be a good start I suppose.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

I would like to read his UFO poetry! Anyone know where I can get it?

madam s.'s picture

I've never even heard this guy's music, it's the photos of him that I live for.

Speaking of which, where the hell is christine the hoff??

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

putsomestankonit's picture

Get well soon!

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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:18am.
Why won't this pasty, mole-riddled puffin go away?

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ClooneyisMahBoo's picture

That's one of the first pics I've seen of Dreamy without an open sore on his face.

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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.

DonkeyPunched's picture

Why is he not dead yet?

I do more than 4 shots a night(plus 6 drinks) and the next day I feel like Im puking my soul out.
This fucking asshole can snort,drink and smoke asbestos and he's still around.

Manimal5's picture

Keith Richards would have had an oxygen mask attached to him.

Morbidosity's picture

He is so nasty looking I can smell him from here.

madam s.'s picture

YESSS! to that photo.

And The Breakdown,

I don't think I would even bet on Dreamboat for the 3009 death watch.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Manimal5's picture

Cancelled because he can't breathe...what a wuss!

madam s.'s picture

NOOO! Why do only the good ones get drug associated lung disorders young??

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Thank god his mouth is closed in that picture. I know nothing about him, except that he's a filthy drug-abusing fool, with terrible, crusty teeth.

im still mad about steven. why the gud ones?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

oh, geezus... just get it over with already.. and take Winehouse with ya

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Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"

snowpiece's picture

Well, at least he made it thru The Summer of Def in one piece, get well soon Dreamy, the kittys miss your crack boogies

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
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Plecostomus's picture

Why won't this pasty, mole-riddled puffin go away?

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Bottom-feeder.

Morbidosity's picture

Wonder how long it will be before Lohan ends up in the hospital suffering from "exhaustion". I love that excuse. Not.

dreadpiratecuervo's picture

He's not locked up somewhere? Hard to keep track of this fool. He's been spinning the "jail, institution, or death" wheel for a long time & since his crack pipe keeps bouncing off the jail & rehab options, there's only one place for him to land.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

Nanners's picture

Get well soon, Dreamy! Your dealers miss you.

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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas

loozer's picture

Shocking! He is the picture of health!
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...

TheBreakdown's picture

Is it time for DeathWatch 2009 again?!

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how many lives does this douchebag have? he should hook up with pam anderson. now THERE'S a couple.

freebird's picture

I like to look in his mouth. Where are those beautiful teefs?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

That pic made me toss my brehfist.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

agirl's picture

First Pam Anderson and now Pete Doherty. Are you trying to have me catch an STD from my computer screen, MK?

*pours a bottle of purell onto computer*

RealiTEE's picture

That's why the drug dealers are picketing...I was wondering.

suckandfuck's picture

That picture! It's like he's giving me a cracky Transatlantic kiss!!! What a dreamboat!