Wednesday, October 14th 2009

Titty For The Party

When it's announced that the world's supply of silicone has gone dry, send your hate/thank you letters to Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I mean, DAMN! Usually, when I see a pair of gigantic chichi balls, I want to curl up between them and take a long afternoon nap. But these things make me want to grab the cross. Seriously, if Kim hugged you, your rib cage would break and your lungs would fall into your stomach. It wouldn't be good. They should give Kim the Olympic gold medal in weightlifting for carrying around those medicine balls. And am I the only one that suddenly has the urge to go bowling?

But on a positive note, at least Kim's breasts of destruction take the focus off her Barbie cemetery wig.

Here's more of Kim at last night's Fox Reality Awards. I also threw in some pictures of Vivica Fox, Lorenzo Lamas, Shayne Lamas, Judy Tenuta (with an OctoMom boa), Wonky, Nicky Hilton, Gretchen Bonaduce, Dairy (typo and it stays) DeLaWhora, Eric Roberts, Antonio Sabato Jr., his hot mom, Gretchen Rossi, Big Brother's Chima (with Mr. Empress of Lucite), Cindy Margolis and Adrianne Curry.

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z-listed's picture

In the immortal words of Jerry Seinfield,

"Who ARE these people?"

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Why does she look so blotchy from the neck down? Can't this bitch afford to get her sun damaged skin lasered? Remember your complexion doesn't end at your neck!

Swallows's picture

That shit is just nasty. She looks like a cheap whore - and the tits are rank - lopsided and old!!!!!!

LuxLuv's picture

Kim should probably just shimmy her butt back to Texas or wherever the hell she's from because she just didn't *fit* with the Atlanta girls. She's no match for them. And those OC ladies would eat her alive.

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SMiTTy's picture

DAmn.Well.... at least all the men look good. whoops my bad Lorenzo Lamas doesnt

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MzSassy's picture

Why did my Antonio cut his gorgeous black hair?!?! NOOOOO!!! Oh well, he's still cute and fuckable, in my eyes :-P Did anyone take a look at Kim's right knee?!? What the fuck happened, looks like her kneecap imploded on itself LOL!!! And man, are Kim's arms HAIRY...makes Robin Williams blush!!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

putas's picture

I'll admit i liked vivica in the cheesy 'It takes Two to play that game' movie.

I find this hodge podge of no-listers charming. I am most fond of the old creature festooned with a chain of dolls.. it's fantastic. It's something my mother would have done when I would invite friends over after school.

Big Bertha's picture

what a bunch of fucking z-list 'celebrities'.

Kim is so ugly - the obvious fake hair, the horrible tit job, the fat rolls, the big (albeit fixed) nose...the list goes on and on!

eta: what's wrong with the tattoos on the Rock of Love skank? Her neck is all red.

like-wow's picture

What a fugly dress!

madam ex's picture

Cant wait for the new season of HofOC to start, and HofNJ is coming back for a 2nd season too....whoo hooo....shit I need a life, I have a small one, but it needs expansion for me to get this excited about whores who have more money than Ive made in about 10 years of working.

Kandykane's picture

Awww bless 'er, she thinks she looks 'hot'.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

lovetohate's picture

Kim looks more plastic than usual. But holy shit, what happened to Gretchen? She looks like SHIT!

Candy Lynn's picture

Isn't it sad when even at this level of D to F Listers........Phoebe Price is somewhere there even below?

Rebitcha's picture

Kim always wears some hideous clothes.

easyaspie2's picture

Geez, her arms are the circumference of my thighs. Kim-HIm needs to lay off the biscuits and gravy. He/she could have boobs the size of church bells and still look like a fourth runner up who lip synched to "I Will Survive" in a local tranny pageant.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper:"Eric Roberts was sexay in The Raggedy Man"

Yes he was. Yes he was.

Sensimina's picture

Jim's safe --- this isn't an American Idol thread.

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Morbidosity's picture

Submitted by jim on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:38pm.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU WATCH ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jim, please dont beat around the bush. Tell us what you really think :)

jim's picture

CONSIDER YOURSELF A FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU WATCH ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!!

MJF's picture

I'm proud to say that I don't recognize a single one of these ugly individuals. Even Judy Tenuta's face is unrecognizable as it has obviously been raped by a scalpel.

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little_rascal's picture

@ Manimal5
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"Target practice"? LMAO!
Yes, I know exactly what you mean, you bad boy!

little_rascal's picture

What a sad bunch of ugly fake good-for-nothing losers!
What happened to Eric Roberts, brother of "pretty woman" Julia??? He looks drunk/stoned/deranged and so old! He used to be so attractive....

QueenieBK's picture

Wow. So much glamour, all in one place. I can't take it.

(eyeroll)

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

letinstar's picture

judy tenuta??? for reals...what is she doing in this room with all these losers?
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I need my floors sanded, can I borrow this ho's tits? They look like they could do the job.

Judy Tenuta was married to Emo Philips at one time.

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MizRo's picture

Had to come back and make some more comments on this thread!

KK looks like a blubber-face: you know, those faces that look all squishy and blubbery? Anyway, she must be at least 35.

Judt Tenuta is such a strange but fun lady.

The Lamas sicken me.

Eric Roberts... why is he aging so badly? I think I'd still do him!!

Ewww, it's Kim HO-lciak, the crusty, homewrecking skank. Oh yea, anddddddd she's a compulsive liar.

Manimal5's picture

I know who Eric Roberts is...a very underrated actor IMO...but who is the woman to the left of him with the stars tats...like target practice...if you know what I mean.

pomegranate's picture

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooossssssssssssss...

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Eric Roberts was sexay in The Raggedy Man:
http://www.starz.com/titles/RaggedyMan/PublishingImages/raggedy_man_1981...
Gotta love a guy in a sailor suit.

Jeez-talk about the Z list........
Who the fuck are these losers?
What happened to Eric Roberts going to this crap?
I always prefered him to his sister.....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

fuzzyslippers's picture

There is no fucking way this bitch is 29 or whatever she says she is. I'm betting she's AT LEAST in her late thirties.

snowpiece's picture

she may have her tits out but she WAS NOT giving head to that guy who had the car accident!

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AitchCS's picture

As a woman I have the worst second hand embarrassment for women esp. reality stars- shoving the fucking tits all over the place. IT's like enough! Booooooring! Eric Roberts looks very wasted. Maybe it is a bad shot.

angel_i's picture

O. I love Judy Tenuta! What is she doing these days? Reality? That's so sad!

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MizRo's picture

I used to LOVE Eric Roberts: loved him.
*still feel twinges of lust*

Mr. Mercury's picture

Jumping Jesus! I haven't seen this many busted mugs since the last time I visited the "Faces of Meth" website. Don't any of these has-beens own a mirror they use to look at themselves rather than cut lines on? Yeesh.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

angel_i's picture

Does this woman wake up in the morning and ask herself: Hmmm...now how can I possibly make myself even MORE WHORIFIC? I'm sure I can't possibly be whorific enuff like this!

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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Dirk Diggler's picture

Kim's massive boulders are in desperate need of a lift.

yepyepyep's picture

doesnt kim look like a muppet?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Miss Malevolent's picture

Boy, that's a straight up "DListed" event if ever I saw one.

Michael K, did you play host to this glorious night of mediocrity?

why is kim wearing her engagement ring on her RIGHT hand? what a moron.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

When I look at Kim (I don't watch the show so I neither know nor care who she is) all I see is pale.
Pale hair/wig, pale lips, pale dress.
She's as bland as Cream of Wheat.
Maybe change the hair color and darken up the lipstick. Not that it will ever make her pretty but she could look better.
And cover up those nastay mammaries!

Hautie's picture

I think Kim Z. has purchased herself a new wig from the Mega Tech line by Raquel Welch. Looks to be in butterscotch blonde.

Bjork You's picture

Kim is looking like the hard, tired, whore that she is. (Or one of those pageant kids who has gone all Benjamin Button.)

She is tardy for a party that was held back in 1978.

Chatham's picture

Would it kill Nicky to do SOMETHING with her hair? Looks like it's really thinning out, no doubt from the eating disorder she swears she doesn't have. The hair doesn't lie!
And those knees are hideous.