WTF: Leona Lewis Slapped At Book Signing

There's a million celebwhores that deserve to be punched in the face (i.e. almost every bitch on a reality show, Dr. Phil, Michael Lohan, etc...etc...), but someone that isn't on my list is Leona Lewis. Obviously, not everyone agrees with me, because Leona got straight-up slapped in the face at a signing for her new autobiography today. BLEEDING MUG! Who knew that Leona Lewis of all people could drive a dumbass to get violent?

The Sun reports that a 20-something dude went to the trouble of waiting in the long line just so he could slap her. One of Leona's friends said, "Leona was utterly shocked and appalled as it came out of nowhere. The man queued up patiently, then as soon as she signed his book he smashed her in the face. He didn't say anything to her and she is at a loss as to why anyone would do such an evil thing. She is devastated as she comes from quite a humble background and loves meeting her fans. She was doing a three-hour signing and planned to sign hundreds of books. She's been taken to a Harley Street doctor by her record label as she needs to be fixed up as it was quite a punch and she's very dainty."

Leona's rep confirms the attack and says they are working with the police. The rep added that Leona didn't need medical treatment. According to the BBC, the slapper has been taken into custody.

I know we've all heard "Bleeding Love" enough times to make us go crazy, but DAMN. It's not that serious. Calm down, sit on your hands and eat some weed. Shit.

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:59pm.

@ antr. Damn, dude, too freakin' long! Give us a synopsis/summary. I got up to "...admit." Something about her deserving her slap. No?

ParisHilton: "Huge"

Submitted by antr on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:41pm.

lets get the man......... what?? lets give him a medal. I recently was on my honeymoon in Havana Cuba, when stuck up leona and her even more stuck up their own arses entourage rolled into the hotel as if they owned it!! The entourage were even worse than Leona, I have to admit. The blond girl in the photo who I'm guessing is some sort of PA strutted around the hotel thinking she was miss world, looked more like a well-used hooker to me! then there was another blonde woman in her late 40's or 50's who looked like mutton dressed up as lamb. A woman that old dressing like a teenager flaunting her drooping sagging body!! She had the cheek to tut at my wife and tell her to hurry up in the buffet breakfast, guessing she thinks shes too important to queue with the rest of us, then she started shouting at 2 teenage girls for sneezing in the buffet!! Stuck up bitch, I walked right up behind her and said stuck up bitch right in her ear!! She then had a tantrum shouting pardon, what did you say??? highly amusing! My wife loved it. Leona, a bit of advice........ ur only where you are because of us, the public. Try and remember that and treat us with the same respect that we treat you with and one more thing; get a PA and an entourage who you can be proud of not people who embarrass you and your image. My wife snapped your disk within 20 seconds of us returning home and has vowed never to buy another!

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:05am.

wheres the mobile phone tape recording of it?

Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:53am.

I'm crowning now.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:52am.

@Nighttime: What are you passing?

I'm about to pass some gas in a minute. And maybe a big ol' hairy BM after that...

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Submitted by nighttime on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:45am.

Hi, everyone! I am passing, if you want to pass you boring time and have funny!! Ok, join for free.....

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:38am.

Never heard bleeding love before. Don't care about this chick.

Submitted by Swallows on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:06pm.

WTF???? This beautiful girl cops a smack in the mouth when Perez Hilton is out there somewhere just begging for it!!!!! The world is topsy turvey people.

Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:25pm.

WHY of ALL the singers out there would someone want to hit Leona Lewis? Not only is she beautiful and can sing her ass off, but she always comes across as a sweet, shy down to earth person. There are a million other celebs that deserve this kind of treatment. Sorry "Godney" (lmao at her fans that call her this) But if I had the chance I would smack the cheeto dust off of Shitney's hillbilly redneck face!!

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:27pm.

Who slapped this beautiful angel of thirsty hair weave!!???? Who!!?? That motherfucker should get locked up!!

ParisHilton: "Huge"

Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:15pm.

Um...ok. Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't like her? She bores me, her songs bore me and I don't like her voice. Sorry, ya'll. I'm in a bad mood today.

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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:13pm.

this made me laugh so hard! I can't stand Leona.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:46pm.

I love Leona Lewis and I'm going to find that twerp and plant my 5 inch stilettos in his family jewels. Then I'm gonna poke his eyes out. Then I shall flounce away, congratulating myself.

Mmm feels good to get all that supressed rage out.

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Submitted by Caladonia on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:38pm.

She seems so aweet. I undertand punching someone like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, but Leona Lewis? Why her?

Submitted by hambletta on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:02pm.

of course it is WRONG WRONG WRONG to slap leona lewis.

but she DOES have a "slappable" face. let's be honest.
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Submitted by Aunt_Flo on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 3:08pm.

If she was able to talk afterwards, he didn't slap her hard enough.

Submitted by newsmediaimages on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:43pm.

I'd wait in line to slap Leona lewis i would I really would. All a laugh and a storm in a tea cup. We got a video of the guy who did it LOL! http://bit.ly/28p4c8

Submitted by Soy on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:23pm.
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Ahahahaha XD

But yes, those "people" would have been a more appropriate choice.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Submitted by bigorexia on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by kayray on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:12pm.

I must be the only person in the world who doesn't have a clue who she is

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Have you been living in a cave for the past three years?

Submitted by Bda on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:32pm.

What the fuck? Leona seems so sweet and innocent. And it was a man? She doesn't have bodyguards or friends to beat the shit out of this guy? How do you punch someone a celebrity at a book signing and get away with it? Hell no dude would be in the hospital right now. Her fans didn't kick his ass? Lol.

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:31pm.

A most unfortunate incident. Something must be seriously wrong with this guy to make an unprovoked attack on Leona Lewis.

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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:04pm.

Some people are seriously disturbed.

Submitted by Total Randomness on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:02pm.

What a fucker! Who just punches someone like that. I mean some deserve it, but not her!

AND.... You know someone has video of this shit goin' down.
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Submitted by aCertainAllure on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:58pm.

What happened to her his downright wrong but everyone knows if Leona was hardcore she would have punched that asshole right back. :)

Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 2:22pm.

FUCK you and FUCK your shitty myspace page (who the fuck dyu think would want to read that shit?)

TRY to hit B at a public appearance.TRY to get close enough to her. just to see what the fans would do to you.

you will be dead before you can even think bout hittin her.

sendin love to leona, she is beautiful.

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:42pm.

WhoWhat? Why? Why? Why punch Leona????
What the gottdamm fuck????

Oh please find the puncher dude, kick his ass a few times, heal him up and PLEASE send him to a Glenn Beck or Heidi Spencer & Spencer Twatt event and let them get a rightful face bashing.

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Submitted by runningwithscissors on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:37pm.

She was not slapped. She was PUNCHED!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8307616.stm

Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:25pm.

Punch her - hell with that, I'd fuck her! I have no idea who this chick is but shit I would really like t spend some time with her she is smoking!

Submitted by guest on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:56pm.

Aww girl! What a f'ing tard.

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:23pm.

I'm so sorry, I thought I was at a Kate Gosselin book signing.

I'll call Leona right now and apologize.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:22pm.

Why are people wasting hours in line to slap Leona Lewis...

when that time could have been used waiting in line to slap the likes of...

Britney, Paris, Kardassians, and a little strawberry snatchcake like Phoebe Price?

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Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:19pm.

Dunno who this is... but she's HAWT!! xD

Submitted by DaVi on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:17pm.

she was punched in the head. poor thing.

Submitted by chippychazoo on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:06pm.

If you're bent on slapping someone, why be polite and queue up to do it?

Probably because the slapper was a mentalist, I can think of no other reason. She does actually seem like a nice person, singing with her musician father since very young maybe this is the price of fame these days? Anyway arrest him and lock him up and then put him in a cell with Wino, she's always doing this stuff.

Submitted by Candy on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:09pm.

I can't say what I want to say so I'm here to say 'No Comment'
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:59pm.

The pics of her crying actually made me sad.

Add to the slap list David Beckham. The man is hot, but every time he opens his mouth...
Where was Keisha Cole's mama when all of this was taking place? Does Frankie have an alibi?

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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:51pm.

Agreed on the shock that this person has a book out already. Doesn't "Destiny Hope" Cyrus have an "autobiography" out, too?

SADLY, I'd probably rather read about Miley waking up in the middle of the night to the sounds of Daddy tip-toeing into her bedroom than whatever has happened to Leona Lewis.

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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:47pm.

she was actually PUNCHED on the side of her head according to this website
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8307616.stm

there is video of her leaving the event crying

so FUCKING sad

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:46pm.

I'm not so much shocked by the punch as I am by the fact that Leona Lewis has churned out a fucking autobiography already. It's just one big money mill, worse than ever. I won't buy it. Anything for mon-ey. Oh, and she still comes in a distant lame third to Whitney Houston and Mariah.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:46pm.

Where was Slappy Joe when Dread Pirate Heather Mills was opening up her shitty, tax write-off vegan restaurant?

Submitted by Superpop on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:40pm.

I don't think she deserves that at all but having said that....I hope it's on video and the footage leaks onto the web! LOL

Submitted by nono on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:30pm.

Also, I think she looks like a lioness! Not in a bad way, she just resembles a lion.

Submitted by Total Randomness on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:28pm.

Seriously, wtf? Why her? She seems like a decent human being. Maybe it was John Mayer being a douche again.
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Submitted by nono on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:27pm.

There is nothing more shocking than an unexpected slap to the face. Poor girl. All the good celebrities die and the nice ones get slapped. Injustice!

Submitted by UKer on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:17pm.
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that's just the way she's wired, some people are talkative and outgoing, others let their talent do the talking.
She's a nice girl who would not hurt a fly, when did being nice a demure become a crime?