Wednesday, October 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Star Of Your Nightmares
It's like one of Paris Hilton's labia lumps come to life and starring in a revue as a California Raisin. WHY!!!!?!!!?!!!! This dude has a zillion videos on his YouTube account that are just like this. Don't click over there unless you want to enter a world where the ocean is made of your own vomit and the sky is the color of your bloody tears. Before watching this mess, hold your tongue down with a Popsicle stick, because you might bite it off.
How will I close my eyes tonight?! Even piles of Ambien won't help me escape the image of this raisinhead convulsing like Gene Simmons' tongue during cunnilingus. Speaking of Gene Simmons, here's another one for you to file away in the folder marked DARK-SIDEDNESS.
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Apparently there will be no more Jon & Kate after November (according to MSNBC).
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I'm going to have nightmares about this freak now. Why did I click on those videos?!!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I love it.
One of the teenaged kids in my house is going to attempt to paint his face up like this for Halloween.
In other news, I'm watching that old David Bowie vampire movie, The Hunger.
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"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick.'"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:45pm.
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And part-time John Wayne Gacy impersonator.
OMG MK fix your page already.
You have too many to the right and the TAGS!
I'm a research whore - I need tags! Plus you HAVE tags - you're totally wasting your own time like this|!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
From his youtube page:
About Me:
Artist, Facepainting artist, DragQueen Performance artist, and full time christian.
that's impressive!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Damn! You mean I coulda been watching it the whole time? I am wee Todd did. I was watching a show on Joan Baez and Bob Dylan. It was on PBS. Now there's a docu-something about Star Wars.
nip/tuck is on FX (basic cable) but if you've never watched it you probably/well maybe might not like it if you started out now...(who knows haven't seen the premiere for season 6 yet)...but i have the feeling it;s one of those shows that peaked a few seasons back but because i was soooo obsessed i get excited and keep giving it chance after chance...i definetly recommend sesons 1-3...
Oh gawd. I just now saw the videos. The first one was tolerable. The second is making my stomach lurch. I think that was Satan hisself!
Hi KK, I don't watch Nip Tuck - mostly because I can NEVER figure out what is on what channel. The only channel I know by heart is CNN, channel 29. I can find Mad Men, too. Is Nip Tuck on HBO? I don't have HBO. sad face.
is anyone excited for nip/tuck ? i LOVE (well it's not been so great lately but i am faithful) that show....i thought it was canceled but there is a new season????don't get it...fx tonight 10:00pm...the first few seasons were the best though....
*reports spambot*
Hi horz. I'm back.
Sweet Baby Jesus, that is a million kinds of creepy!
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Disturbing on so many levels.
Looking into the abyss...
Super cool and REALLY scary! Ack!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
see ya, M.E!... goodnight!LOL!
geezus, i gotta read a bed time story... please let me sleep!
see ya all!
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:58pm.
ESE: LOL!!!!! yeah I believe so too on ME.
i swear, i think i spent weeks fuckin' with her for it!HAHAHA... she's a funny sweety!
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
Night M.E!
alrighty ima take a shower, and eat something cause I have feelings and I am human, then maybe get FAT! cause we normal women who eat are FAT! (rolls eyes)
Back in a bit!!
Coma Caca!!
ESE: LOL!!!!! yeah I believe so too on ME.
when I drunk post, I tend to fall off the chair or lose at the Tilt! just like last night. what a dumb dumb.
Coma Caca!!
Ok hors. I am going home early. Can't take it anymore. I just about stroked out on the last one.
Gonna go blow up my Dr.'s phone.
NIGHT!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:02pm.
Are you going to answer your own question?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@ jazzfish_77: enjoy!!!!
Coma Caca!!
"Who has the fresh panties?!"
Not M.E.! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg don't defriend me, beyotch! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Later horz...beer is calling.
even worse than the 80's hyped calif. raisins
when your "roles" are bigger than your boobs it's time to call freaking Jenny people!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Man on a boat?
The Nile?
Orgytime!?
Who has the fresh panties?!
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is it Orgy talk?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:45pm.
ESE - Oh how I miss drunken PM posting with you and the other PM horz.
mmmmeee ttttooo!!!...
what?!... i got nothin' else!
*edited*.. wait, wait!... just for all to know... when M.E. is drunk.. she likes to say goodnight a lot!HAHA!... sorry, i just thought of it!
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:48pm.
I made a self commitment hahaha. and I committed to a plan of a 3some so..I'll be busy for a long time. call me!!
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Congratulations!! (?)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:47pm.
*fiddles with jazzy's package*
*looks around for EEG*
oh shit my breakdown stalking GPS must be on the blink!
damn this technology!
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:31pm.
i claim suck and fuck....although he's not into chicks...
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Its cool, I'm willing to learn. I heard about a man on a boat I can speak to?
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*collapses*
You're right Jack, I forgot.
Yeah the day I marry will be the sign when everyone should start praying on where to go...Heaven or Hell...not gonna happen. I made a self commitment hahaha. and I committed to a plan of a 3some so..I'll be busy for a long time. call me!!
Coma Caca!!
snowpiece:
Goddamit, get your coordinates right.
I am in Austria today!
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*fiddles with jazzy's package*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:46pm.
Drop Trau immediately
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:40pm.
ESE - it was no biggy... it is probably on the first page of today's OP.
i'll go back and read it later... good to see you posting... you're not bleeding, are you?
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
JJack - that was StockBroker's gf... he dumped her due to she wanting behbeh's and shit.... I think
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
but chiri! what about our plans!?!?!!?!?
LMAO
*licks chiri's head*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Chirio on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:43pm.
I'm getting married!!!!!
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CHEERS! Congrats!
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:20pm.
I have many secret crushes. but for some reason I love saying TexnDoc.
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Because it rhymes with SexnCock?
Jazzy, you're so dirty today!
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Well, it's been weeks since someone played with my balls.