Wednesday, October 14th 2009
Lovin' At The 7-Eleven
Nothing makes me want to suck on a tongue like the succulent scent of week-old hot dogs, urine and burnt coffee. Glamberace and his main squeeze obviously feel the same way, because here they are mouth fucking in the parking lot of 7-Eleven yesterday night. Personally, I'd rather make-out in the 7-Eleven bathroom, but they are classier than I am, so they took it outside.
And since we're sort-of on the subject of convenience stores, here's an 11-minute long video of me visiting my neighborhood bodega last Tuesday at 11 in the morning.
Just so you know, I had a giant bowl of fresh vegetables and big glass of tomato juice that morning. Memaw Ruth was RIGHT!
Images: Pacific Coast News, Video VIA Buzzfeed
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that video was hilarious until the very end when he got up and walked out like it was nothing...makes me think it was all a big stunt, but a funny stunt ;)
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...what a diligent drunk!!
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
AHHHHAHAHA!!! He's got that good lean. Happened to me one night...it sucks when you lose your balance and you try to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the planet :/
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
Awww, so cute!
The happy boys kissing I mean, not the video. From the comments it sounds like something from The Exorcist and I'mma skeered to watch it :-/)
Oh and it was fucking snowing here today!!!!! In the northeast! SNOW. FUCKING SNOW!!! BOOOOOOOO.
Thank you MK. PERFECT vid to start my weekend off with. Yes, it is MY weekend already! WOOOOOO! I'll be avoiding the 7-11's methinks.
Pic 2 and 3: They look like 2 lezzies! Pic 1 is nice though--very romantical!
I think that guy might have had something else wrong with him besides just drinking...I think if I was just alcohol he wouldn't have been getting up so many times (he'd just stay down) and/or he'd be throwing up. It looked like he alone of all the people in that store was on the deck of the sinking Titanic...
As for Adam L. and his bf kissin'? HAWT! More please.
I love at the end where the Kumar dude tries to help him and he sits by the corner and picks his ear. "Kumar" rearranges the cheese sticks on the counter like people will come in and eat that shit after all that has happened. What the heck was in that blue bowl? Did he lay his head in the hot dog machine?
Where did all the Oly go?
So glad I saw this before i went to work :) Also glad i had those bong hits before i stopped in. dlisted never fails to make my day totally awesome. Smiles all around today!
Estrogen a-poppin!
He looks like Satan
it's funny but sad too, I saw an old guy like this the other day, he's like the neighborhood crazy old drunk, he was riding his bike all wasted and fell off and couldn't get up just like this dude. People stopped and called the cops.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:34am
I watched it first thing this morning and nearly pissed my pants laughing. Just reading your comment has triggered another hysterical outburst!
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How in sweet baby Jesus' sweaty brow droplets did you get them to give you the video footage????
It's glorious when he does the backbend and falls backwards in slow motion. Glorious. I'm fucking crying.
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I actually found myself routing for the guy to get upright...probably his biggest accomplishment of the day.
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That video was fucking hysterical! I have never laughed so hard this early in the morning... ever! Dude allllllmost gets out the door! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:25am.
Wow again. People are built amazingly tough.
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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
I had tears running down my face!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!- M.K.
That is one of the funniest Gdamn things I've seen. I was pissing myself. Man I don't know what this guy was on but give me two!
What is powerbooting?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:24pm.
a guy I used to know that would wash down a dozen 10 mg. percocets and 2 dozen xanax with a 1/2 a bottle of capt. morgan.
WOW. Where's he buried?
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It was a fairly amazing tolerance that took years to build. He didn't just start off at those quantities. He is lucky to still be alive and he is alive and relatively well today. No more xanax and far less booze but the pain killer addiction still flourishes to this day. It's a shame cuz he's quite the nice guy all in all.
Play Joy Division The Eternal over the footage start the music at .40 sec.
You're my only friend
You don't even like me
glambear is always smiling
that's why I love him
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Please child. It's the Men's at Dave's Diner.
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Everyone knows the best place to get down and skanky-like is the Burger King bathroom!!!
Take notes, sluts!
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Jesus Christ.
No wonder the Muslims are afraid of us.
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Kids, this is your brain on drugs.
Gravity sure was against this guy...but damn, I give the dude an A for effort. He sure did put up a fight against that invisible G Force!
The video was mesmerizing.
K-hooooolllllllllllllle. totally. my abs hurt after watching that..i was practically willing him to get up on his feet. poor guy should get his money back from his dealer.
@Miss Thang:
Hey, I'm with you there - I once had to deal w/ a guy powerbooting (and then collapsing) from heroin withdrawals in this particular ER I'd worked in, and the fucking triage nurses just stepped around him like he was a dog turd. I had to drag this guy through the doors separating the Waiting Area from the Triage Area and scream my head off for doc to come and deal with him because no one else wanted to.
He was in very bad shape.
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:24pm.
a guy I used to know that would wash down a dozen 10 mg. percocets and 2 dozen xanax with a 1/2 a bottle of capt. morgan.
WOW. Where's he buried?
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"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick.'"
Hey, LuxLuv,
Whatever he's on, it doesn't look like a fun high AT ALL. And I actually feel bad for him. These people need help. God. I'm studying to be a nurse now, and this man needed to be monitored. I can't believe those men in the store didn't call an ambulance. I hope if I ever start randomly behaving this way, people will help me out and call 911. Geez.
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I admire his persistence. I would've given up my desire to walk long before.
No, no, no - the undeniable scent of 7-11 is a mix of old weiners, unnatural nacho cheese sauce, dirt and the sugary sugary syrup of big gulp spillage. Meanwhile, looking forward to the day when gay guys can make out in public like straights do.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:35pm.
But holy moly - that is some kinda fucked up! It kinda looks like that "legal" drug everyone is doing these days...it's a whole line of stuff that's like E and GBH and K and stuff..but LEGAL. I can't even believe it.
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What's the name of this drug you write of? I'm usually up for a new legal high, but dang-nab it, I'd like to avoid this one!
This dude's behavior reminds me of a guy I used to know that would wash down a dozen 10 mg. percocets and 2 dozen xanax with a 1/2 a bottle of capt. morgan. He had the exact same rubbery movements and all of a sudden, wham! he could straighten up for a few minutes and be able to navigate until it hit him all over again. I was never sure how it was that this guy woke up in the morning.
@ Miss Thang - a mix phenobarbital and any opioid. I mean, there's other shit too, of course, but I've seen this same behavior, and it's usually after someone's taken those type of drugs. But I'm no expert. Used to volunteer at a hospital in the ER. It was junkies on parade all the time.
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What kind of drug would make you feel better bending backward like that? Is his center of gravity off or something? One thing for sure, this is NOT alcohol...not ONLY alcohol, anyway :/
I feel bad for him.
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Submitted by Vico on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:44pm.
"It reminded me of that damn french bulldog puppy video, where you just wanted some one to go and roll him over"
LOL - I'm surprised no one helped him up. I didn't want to laugh, but it was too funny not to.
On a serious note - I'm taking an EMT class right now and this guy needed medical attention. Someone should have called for an ambulance.
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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:31pm.
hahahaha. I know. Did you start to feel guilty at some point, too? I thought it might even be performance art.
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Totally. Two thoughts:
1. Maybe he's got a serious illness and the doc gave him meds that effed him up;
2. He's got a serious illness and that wasn't beer he was getting, but SODA!
The BH just showed me this one - it's very short -
HOW TO FAIL A SOBRIETY TEST:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HaeLjnPwk8
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:31pm.
hahahaha. I know. Did you start to feel guilty at some point, too? I thought it might even be performance art.
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I'm just surprised he's not working at the 7-11 yet.
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Awww, didn't recognize him for a sec. I thought we had crystal clear proof that Zac Efron likes dudes.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 9:14pm.
That sounds right. Also, a drunk would likely barf at that point. He was all rubbery and mellow.
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Tristram,
I just watched the ENTIRE thing and was laughing so I hard I was wheezing, choking, and snot bubbles were coming out mah nose!! I liked it when he kept crashing into the racks and the back bend onto the counter. Then the final spill where he takes that blue bowl with him and spills shit all over the place. It's like he was overcome by gravity and the earth spinning on its axis!
But it was totally weird - as someone else already mentioned - how he gets up like NOTHING at the very end!
Oh yeah, definitely gotta be some phenobarb going on THERE.
This shit just made my night. I don't if it was for real or what, don't care; it made me laugh.
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Off topic, but my male dog has now taken to trying to pee in the toilet like the rest of the menfolk around here.