Saturday, October 17th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Eminem (37)
Wyclef Jean (37)
Chris Kirkpatrick (38)
Ziggy Marley (41)
Norm MacDonald (46)
Mike Judge (47)
Rob Marshall (49)
Alan Jackson (51)
Margot Kidder (61)
George Wendt (61)
Michael McKean (62)
Cameron Mackintosh (63)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 6:32pm.
Oooh.
Feminem looks almost fuckable there.
Almost.

From the neck down? Maybe. MK, next year go with a Norm MacDonald picture.

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misfitwendy's picture

i think this pic is hot he might be an asshole but m is still sexy as hell besides i like assholes just ask my husband!

Whatever's picture

Eminem is such a douche!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:17pm.

I'm going with dud.

Did Em actually pose for that picture, OMG how absurd. I always liked his Slim Shady days when he was rapping about crazy things. Now he's still good but a bit too generic.
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I can't decide whether that pic say "explosive" or "fizzler".

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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:08pm.

That's gonna hurt him a lot more than it hurts you.
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That's gonna hurt him a lot more than it hurts you.

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MayWest69's picture

genius? someone has extremely low standards for word "genius". marshal is the is the musical genius equivalent that the dog puppet is of comedy genius.

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Eminem - gross... Does absolutely nothing for me.

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Nkay this picture is kind of hot in a way. I like it. M'n'm is raw, and he's hot.

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Happy birt-day to Ziggy Marley, mon! The Marley's are freakin' Irie.

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Plecostomus's picture

Oooh.

Feminem looks almost fuckable there.

Almost.

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I like it when he gets all Bollywood on us;p

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You know, I do love Eminem. Happy birthday!

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Eminem is gay.

that is all.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I'll bet that Eminem's kawk always smells like buttered popcorn.

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That shit should have come with a fucking warning. I never wanted to see that douche naked.

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hambletta's picture

doesn't he look like a butch lesbian?
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umm, i wouldnt know an eminem song if i heard it.

and he strikes me from all i know as an utter buffoon.

but i still think that picture is, umm, very hot.

well i do.

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MizRo's picture

Eminem, Wyclef Jean, Norm MacDonald, Rob Marshall, Margot Kidder, George Wendt.

Happy birthday all!

Khensu Hetep's picture

Happy birthday Mike Judge, Michael McKean, and Norm McDonald.

RE: Eminem n00d- That's nice. He can have the greatest body ever, but THAT FACE and the batshit that spews out of it regularly is a deal breaker for me. I so wouldn't hit it.

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louise_brooks's picture

Looks like the Ralph Lauren photoshop pros were previously employed by David LaChapelle.

angel_i's picture

It's your birthday, Em, so Imma let you finish but...

1. Eminem is not homophobic. He got lots of help from Elton John to get off his meds and he's very grateful for it. He simply speaks in the language of "his people". He is not an activist so, no, he doesn't make efforts to be a role model for anyone.

2. Eminem is no longer fat. Sadly, he's not as fun to listen to either but he's not fat. So there.

3. In response to Kim's claim that Em's dick is small:
“It’s a shame that I’ve moved on and Kim hasn’t. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop.”

In conclusion:
"My insecurities? I'm dumb, I'm stupid, I'm white, I'm ugly, I smell, I'm stupid and I'm white," Eminem says in the middle of his interview atop the Peninsula Hotel in New York City. "I have freckles ... um ... I'm short, I'm white, I'm not very smart, I wanna kill myself. ... My nose is crooked. Um ... my penis is small.
"I'm f---ed," he concludes, *then winks* "As an artist, you wanna keep a certain mystique," he says. "I don't ever want everybody to know everything that I'm joking about and serious about. That's the fun with creating and doing music — leaving that mystique for people's imaginations so they can get what they wanna get out of it. I guess."

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And Moby - you can get stomped by Obie
You 37 year old, bald-headed fag - blow me!

HB, Hos!

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Love Em's music, older stuff mostly, but his personality annoys me just a little less than Kanye's.
Anyway, happy birfday to Alan Jackson, just because my daughter used to sing "Tall Tall Trees," and it was totally adorable and shit.
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Chris Kirkpatrick was my favorite member of *NYSNC. Don't tell anyone I said that. Thanks in advance.

Oh, and Ziggy Marley puts on one hell of a show. Love that guy.

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Happy birthday Mike Judge! "Office Space" is one of my all-time favorite movies.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Will Eminem have a good thick 9 inches explode some manjuice deep inside her peaches for her birthday present?

Pearl_Necklace's picture

awww! Shady is old, like Moby, but fat. Happy b-day, ya self-hating latent 'mo!

Sugaroo's picture

Judging by that pic, poor old Em should probably be holding a tealight rather than a stick of dynamite!

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"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

happy b-day, George Wendt!

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Margot Kidder's awesome! She's an advocate for mental illness/bipolar disorder now and doing extremely well.
:)

Happy birthday Eminem, Wyclef Jean and Ziggy Marley.

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New post please, this picture is making me feel sick.

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Is anyone else amused by the fact that Chris Kirkpatrick's birthday is the same day as Eminem's? Now I have "Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your A$$ kicked worse than those little Limp Biscuit bastards. And Moby..." Gah, now that song is stuck for the day. Argh.

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Marshall Mathers CD is still fucking excellent. I think Eminem is a genius.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Em wishes has a dynamite dick.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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So, is that attempt at artsy photography saying Em's an explosive dick?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:03am.
Eminem
has always amused me because tough-guy has picked public fights with Hollywood's most notorious thuggery: Brit-Brit, Christina Hag-uleria, and Triumph the Insult Dog.
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You forgot Mariah Carey. He puts the HELL in Hello Kitty.

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Eminem has always amused me because tough-guy has picked public fights with Hollywood's most notorious thuggery: Brit-Brit, Christina Hag-uleria, and Triumph the Insult Dog.

His tuck game is DYNAMITE!

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Icky!
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