Thursday, October 15th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Rotten Robin from Top Chef: Las Vegas - Every season, there has to be a contestant that everyone basically hates and this time around, that lucky role goes to Robin! And this is why my no-heart embraces her. Robin is the dingle berry in everyone's amuse-bouche, and it's pretty entertaining watching all the dudes boil inside when she comes around. It's not that Robin's mean. She's just more annoying than a weekend cold sore. Robin just won't shut up. She's got that Megan Fox disease. When her brain gives birth to a thought, her mouth has to burp it out. Basically, she's going to make the other contestants rip their ears off. That can be a challenge! Use your mutilated ear parts to make a trio. I can't wait! Keep fucking that chicken, Robin!
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She looks like Tiffany!!
I know she's annoying but Mike I and Elli are such douchebags!! I hope she stays longer than them and I hope Bryan V wins, he's so hot!
You're not my mother!!!
She has gotten lucky, she wins the quick fire and gets immunity then the next challenge she sucks, but has immunity!! The winning chefs last night were Kevin, the V bros and Jennifer, I believe they will be the final four
@ UnemployedGourmet
On behalf of all us here at Dlisted, I kindly invite you to go fuck yourself and read something a little more your speed, like Highlights perhaps?
P.S. Robin, is that you?
Submitted by UnemployedGourmet on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:43am
Then go back to Perez you fucking gimp!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Congratulations Michael K and dlisted. Your website officially contributes nothing to the world. How do your parents feel about that feel about that?
Mike and Eli are incredibly annoying. I laughed out loud last night when Eli said, "You're not my mom!" I mean really, is there a whinier sentence than that? Plus, I learned everything I needed to know about Eli when he said he enjoys living with his parents. Mike got on my shit list in the very first episode when he was shocked that Jen, a woman, could shuck clams just as fast as he could. But, I really hate Robin more.
She literally never stops talking, is constantly hovering over people, and is always sticking her nose into situations that don't concern her. Normally, I would cut her some slack and just say that Eli and and Mike Isabella are pricks... but I think it says a lot about Robin when even the nicer contestants like Jen, Laurine, and the Voltaggio brothers can't stand her.
First of all, she is dressed like that because it is a promotional photo for Top Chef Las Vegas.
Second of all, she may be a talker and while it is annoying to some, she absolutely does not deserve to be treated with such disrespect. It is just plain rude.
ugh it's that maddening "stream of consciousness" babbling...it's also very passive aggressive because she's not doing anything agressively against anyone, but she's forcing the attention to be on her at all times by simply blabbering 24/7
look at me, look at me, look at meeeeeeee
I know Robin must, somewhere in her long lost childhood, have had a mommy & daddy who just didnt have enough time to spend with her and so she craves approval, attention & validation from everyone around her.
Robin...I hate to say it...but you will be getting more attention & validation from that tuna tartar you're prepping than from any live human being, especially your fellow chefs.
In fact the only attention you can expect from them is a tureen of plastique set to go off at your next QUICKFIRE challenge!!!!
Fire in the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is so annoying because
a) she NEVER shuts up
b) she's a bossy know it all
c) she uses her cancer diagnosis for sympathy constantly.
But I also agree with the posters who hate Mike I and Eli. Mike I is a total misogynist and ageist. He keeps calling her Grandma and she's only 43. And he is so full of himself and he's not that good.
Eli is just an immature douche who admitted he lives with his parents and is proud of not paying any rent. Really?
She is annoying, but at least she's not a douchebag mysoginist like most of the men on Top Chef. Both Eli and Douchey Mike are azzholes.
agreed Rocket- Mike is an immature, chauvinistic ass.
I want Jen to win. I went to her restaurant, 10 Arts by Eric Ripert during Philly restaurant week. It was really, really good. And the entire staff was wearing buttons with her face on them! It was really cute.
The top 4 should be the Voltaggios, Kevin, and Jen. There are so many talented people this season, any one of them could win any other season outright.
horse lover on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:50am.
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- Wow, what? SJP? Is that you???
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
No one likes her because she is a talker. She is also always in the bottom so she will be leaving soon. I feel sorry for her because they really are so mean to her, but oh well.
And I have to add that I want to hire Michael V. to be my private chef...that man is delicious.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I just want her to last longer than Eli and Mike I. I hate them both.
Last night Mike I said it was time to get rid of "grandma". God I hate him.
I hope she lasts longer than Eli, just out of spite.
Um, if I saw that the person at a nice restaurant and was making my food was dressed like THAT, I would leave.
That's some Slap Chop hair.
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Why does she look like she's ready to get tied up and spanked?
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