Thursday, October 15th 2009
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Is Making Her Country Proud!
Here's British socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson at an anniversary party for Tatler magazine last night with her titlers out. Yes, Tara looks like Mr. Burns going to a costume party as Kelly Bensimon, but I'm all for showing your nipples, so this works! You know how some bitches say if you've got, flaunt it? Well, I say even if you haven't got it, flaunt it!
Tara better stop threatening me with a good time, because she's about to become my favorite elegant rose of England (I don't mean that, Jodie).
This is how you should dress to ALL events. When you aren't sure what to wear, wear almost nothing! Nipples aren't only meant to be nibbled on in the middle of the morning, they are also meant to be shown off to the public. Keep on, Tara, keep on.
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She and Chicken Cutlets should meet. They have similar tastes in clothing.
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I love TPT- flat as a board but doesn't go out and get ugly fake chi-chis like the rest. She's refreshing honest.
she makes Posh look healthy
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Fuck the boobs... it's her face that scares me. Sallow skin, nasty teeth, weird-ass clothing...could she scream "I'm a cokewhore!!!" any louder???
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Christ, it's hideous. Mr.Burns .....snicker
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
she looks like leAnn Rimes !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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If my titties looked like that, I would not show them off. She must have the same pharmacist of delusion as Hohan.
"Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:06pm.
I'm not one to advocate implants, but in this case where her shest looks like a mans pecs, then yes. She needs some softness up there. Sorry."
She can get some softness up there if she eats something.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
TOMKINSON/TOONKINSTEIN TOO DAMN CLOSE FOR COMFORT....I would bring her down in a blaze of fire...but I admire a bitch for the titty fiasco...that is like the top in my book.... I have a lab coat just like it!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
I think it's rather refreshing that she doesn't have implants...yet.
^^I'm not one to advocate implants, but in this case where her shest looks like a mans pecs, then yes. She needs some softness up there. Sorry.
Skinny horse face( not to insult our equine friends)
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
that's an interesting look.
eta: on second look - wtf is going on with her hair??? her face is pretty -but that hair!
That man needs to put some pants on.
I think her body is great. I like her small breasts and her whole chest area. She has a dancer's body. I would be happy to have a trim figure like hers. I hope she never does anything to change her breasts. It looks so much nicer than the US Bimbo Look. She will always look youthful.
I never understood that term "socialite". Guess that means, having tons of money and nothing else to do but partay!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but that title is too long.
Ontop - yikes! With all that money, she needs to fix everything about her... boobies, face, hair...etc....
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Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
She needs to cover those negative A cups up!
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She's all cokey and scary. Also, those are skinny old man pecs, not boobs. Her chest probably greatly resembles Steven Tyler's or Mick Jagger's.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:02pm.
Here's a pic of Tara's cocaine ravished snout before it was rebuilt. It's not gory, promises. No fleshy bits.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-392937/The-terrible-toll-co...
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O.M.G. Sandy. Speechless.
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Yeah, snowpiece. I think she's the one he helped get off drugs. Should have helped her get a decent fashion sense.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I thought everyone knew you dont get Gremlins wet
"When I sold my home, I salted hte Earth so nothing would grow there for 100 years, just because they wanted me to pay their closing costs"-Sue Sylvester(Glee)10/14/09
Nipples, okay.
Crepe paper tummy, no.
Shes not making my country proud but she certainly makes my wang proud....small breast man here! I did mean i like small breasts not that i'm a small breasted man.
Love her. She is wild and a laugh AND rich!! Y'all r jellyfied!
Here's a pic of Tara's cocaine ravished snout before it was rebuilt. It's not gory, promises. No fleshy bits.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-392937/The-terrible-toll-co...
I haven't read any other comments yet so I apologize for plagerizing(spelled wrong..sorry). I can't stand this woman, she is a rich man's Jordan. Ugh.
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OH NO NOT NICK RHODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now I do hate her, LOL
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"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I wonder how much she can bench press. It kinda looks like she's on roids or something.
Meaow!!! What is that?? Kitteh is terrified!!!!
She looks like the British version of Heidi Fleiss, but with less class.
It's not the lack of boobs that offends me. It's the hollow, sunken, sucked up meth cheeks. Well... not meth. She's a rich classy bitch, so it's just cocaine for her. Same difference!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:45am.
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*notices jack's side-eye, straightens shoulders, almost breaks jack's nose*
Lol angel.... leave me my wife ALLLLOOOOOONNNNEEEE!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:43am.
I'm a 36DDD
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*swoons*
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:36am.
I'm a fan of 34DD's to be honest....
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So...like...Shauna Sands?
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
*side-eyes No Words and her big ole boobies*
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:36am.
I'm a fan of 34DD's to be honest....
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Dayum, I am sorry to hear that.
(I don't fit your criteria...I'm a 36DDD.)
Tara looks ok, but it looks like she forgot her knickers.
My breasts are slightly bigger than Tara's (34A in UK sizes). When I was in my 20s I used to moan constantly about wanting a boob job.
You know what, I changed my mind over the years. It's sinful to put a scalpel in breasts that look nice. I'm nearly (cough) 40 and they're still pert.
I'd be gutted if I got a boob job and ended up with two hard unnatural looking implants.
Nick Rhodes used to date this bitch? Jesus.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:36am.
I'm a fan of 34DD's to be honest....
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
There is nothing to cover there
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
onetakenfreak!
If it weren't for the seethrough panties, I would swear this were a man.. A man a tell you!!
I am not a fan of bolt-ons or fake tits of any kind, but I do think women look more sexy and more womanly with a little bit of breast. Even a B would be better than what she's got. (sorry about that sprained tongue, jack). (-:
And, like one poster said, if you don't want people commenting about your nonexistent boobs, don't show everyone what you (don't) have. That dress isn't doing her any favors.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:19am.
I don't like the dress either but I like her.
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UKer, i'm too lazy to scroll down, plus i'm on a computer that hates me, so, would you mind give me some 411 on who this woman is?
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walk for a ho!
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:10am.
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SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:29am.
I've never even heard of this whore, but I took one look and the first word that popped into my head was cocaine. LOTS OF IT.
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Yeah. Like Michelle Pfieffer in "Scarface"
http://pfeiffer.morrisseydesignstudio.com/images/gallery/movie/83_scarfa...
And you can be small, thin, whatever and still have breasts. She looks like a little boy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I've never even heard of this whore, but I took one look and the first word that popped into my head was cocaine. LOTS OF IT.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She and Phoebe Price need to meet.
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It may look like Mr. Burns, but at least it's wearing a dress. Well, kind of...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:55am.
Uh, she has no tits. She looks like a well-muscled bodybuilder in the chest.
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Uh, she has tits, but they're small and proportioned to her thin frame. I know it's hard to believe, especially here in the US where half the population has bolt-ons and the other half is obese and has udders hanging from their chest, but when you're bony/skinny/thin, 9 times out of 10, your boobs will be naturally small and there ain't nothin' wrong with that. I think it's rather refreshing that she doesn't have implants...yet.
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yea, anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue....
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:05am.
A $238,000 annual coke habit might be a hint you need treatment.
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Damn! I can't wait for her to write a book called "High on Arrival" cuz you know she's all kinds of coked-up and whacked-out to have made that clothing decision. Maybe she wanted to be ready for bed really fast after the party was over? She's pretty much wearing pajama underwears.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:08am.
No implants? In this day and age??
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WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A BOOB LIFT!