John & Jen Are Back At It
Both People and UsWeekly are saying that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited (and it feels so MEH). The two first started rubbing nipples in April of 2008. They broke up a couple of times, the most recent being in January of this year. Now it seems that John is back to nuzzling on Jen's chin.
According to some sources, the two were spotted getting "cozy" at the Bower Hotel in NYC last month. One source said, "Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey. She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends." Some source close to John seems to think they are just taking it slow, "They are very close. They remain great friends. He thinks she's amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her."
Methinks this is just a case of not being able to quick the dick. Been there, done that, have the sores to prove it. I mean, sometimes your brain says "DUMP THE BITCH," while your fuck part says, "DON'T LET GO." So I'm guessing Jen just loves the way Mayer's douche-rod makes her ladybox tingle (don't try to imagine that or you may black out). And John loves how dating Jen makes his Google ranking go up.
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So what if they are, the only people they may hurt are each other, they are both single and rich, so I say they can do whatever the hell they want!!!
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Hey, thanks. Makes me feel better about watching the Dodjers lose.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:51pm.
She'd better not mention health insurance reform.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ugh, this doesn't make any sense. Unless he knows mystical Asian sex secrets or something.
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Hasn't this no talent slut screwed every man she was ever in a movie with? What in the hell does anyone see in her? *barf*
What happened to her imaginary flings with Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, and the last 4 guys she was in films with?
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I love how Jennifer Aniston is in her 40s and still looks like she is in her 20s! She will never be bitter, unlike Justine Bateman who is now writing a blog called 40 and Bitter (http://www.40andbitter.tv)
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UGH ! That photo looks like two attention whores making the best of a dreary day..........
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:13pm.
It'll only be a matter of time before she goes gayelle and steals Anjie jo away.
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OMG, wouldn't that be the most ironic thing? All the jen-hends and brangiloonies would DIE!
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Now that would be good hollywood gossip right there!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Maybe they are just friends with benefits. I'm sorry but I agree. Can't she do better? They don't even look good together. His head is so big compared to hers. (yes, superficial things like head size should determine the potential for relationships)
I will never get over when Perez said Mayer kissed him while Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer's crotch. Mayer never denied. Gross.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
They lost me at 'he has nothing but respect for her.' This douche couldn't find a way to respect Mother Theresa.
Geez, is this really the best she can do? Is there no one else in Hollywood to date other than this asshole? So frigging sad.
Looking into the abyss...
LOL dementa :She's like the Michael Phelps of the desperation Olympics
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Dear God Almighty, Jen. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
Her self-esteem must really be in the gutter to start dating that asswipe again.
yea their each other life partners when it's time to promote something(rolling eyes)
Bitch please
Poor Jen needs to run for the f'ing hills! John Mayer is the biggest, grossest, overrated a-hole on the planet.
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Come on we all know she's only got eyes for BP but a girls gotta get some from somewhere eh? The truth is http://bit.ly/j73rz
No, Jen, nooooooooooooooo!
She'd better not mention health insurance reform.
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Are they canoodling?
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Who in her right mind would date that greasy douchebag? I cant even stand the women he has dated because they became douchy by association.
Save yourself Jen! I really like to watch re-runs of Friends and you are fucking ruining it for me!!
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Not buying it. Their publicists set this up to gt them some good press. He has been acting like a moron in interviews and has a album coming out. Her last movie flopped. She is a beard for hire.
OMG, this is so obvious! Both their pap quotients went down when they broke up (especially his, because really, who gives a crap about Mayer?) and they want to drive them up again! This is such a blatant press agent move it's hilarious. They'll be hitting all the covers of the tabloids soon, and she'll have a date to functions again.
What I don't understand is how she can stand that total dickwad. As one of my friends said about her, she's sweet but as dumb as a box of rocks, and you know he spends all their time together insulting her (he does it to everyone else; why should she be different?). But they both crave those magazine covers...
Oh for Christ's sake. Tie these two up, pour honey on them and throw them on the nearest anthill. End of problem.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
How can anyone see this and still deny that she's desperate?
John Mayer is a douchebag. The only women who date him ARE desperate and can't live without a man - Chestica, JLove etc. Either he likes em desperate and clingy, or a self-assured woman don't want anything to do with him.
And she hasn't just dated him! She dated him, he dumped her and mocked her online, and then she dated him a second time, and now a THIRD. She's like the Michael Phelps of the desperation Olympics.
Zomg, she is desperate ... This pic is making me feel kinda vommie. Maybe he wouldn't be so bad if he just kept his f-ing mouth shut.
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snowy quick with the wit today ya'll... watchyerbax!
Lil_ras - I was in tears... I've watched it like 5 times. and yes, You are a berry berry bad man, Jerry! too funny.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I hope she is a lesbian and having problems finding another good beard or she knows bad boys are usually the best in bed and shes horny.
@ Stoney
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Got it!!! ♥
I do love the real Freddie Mercury.
"We are the champions!"
Peen.
(just felt like saying peen..)
Oh Jen. *crossing Jen off my Christmas card list*
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LMAO snowpiece. He never let's their head hit the bed without his peen behind it
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
Freddie Mercury, dude from Queen, is in the one who shall not be named's avie.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
hahaahah lil rasc I thought of Abu too YOU are a bad bad man Jerry!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:25pm.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*pees a little*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ Jack-in-the-hat
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Hey Jack,I saw you loved that drunk/wasted guy video. I laughed so much i almost lost my voice!!!!
Did you see that Pakistani store owner shake his finger at the drunk guy sprawled on the floor, a la Abu in "Seinfeld" saying "You are a bad man! You are a very bad man!"
Jen - what is the matter with you? A Troll could do better than John Mayer, he's icky!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:13pm.
It'll only be a matter of time before she goes gayelle and steals Anjie jo away.
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OMG, wouldn't that be the most ironic thing? All the jen-hends and brangiloonies would DIE!
I almost didn't recognize you with that avi!
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Hahahah...They would all self-implode!
I know what you mean about the avi thing. I never recognize folks when they change up. I only use this one for Halloweenie times.
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That's it, I'm done with Jen.
*stops screaming and solemnly steps away from the ocean; goes home and throws gilded Jen shrine in the garbage; takes off plastic hen beak and wings; calls Carrie D*
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Centuries from now when our time is studied, these Jen and Brangie antics will be seen as our epic stories, our Illiad and Odessey
PROVY SEND ME THAT DOUGH I NEED RETAIL THERAPY AND JACK'S DEBIT CARD is getting rejected, something about an Arkansas Board of Casinos Lien?????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I wish the President would give a shout out to DA SAINTS!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:20pm.
An off-kilter cunt!
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Baaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. She has no idea how right she is.
@ Stoney
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Hey Stoney, who is Freddy Mercury you're talking about? (You don't mean the lead singer of "Queen", I assume)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm a little scared of Freddie
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