Thursday, October 15th 2009

Speaking Of Runaway Balloons.....

The theme for the day really is balloons on the loose. Katie Price kept with that theme by bringing her twin Harvey heads out in London tonight. I still don't think Katie's boobs are high enough. It's kind of demure. Homegirl should've rang up Snoop Dogg and asked him to hook her tittays up with some hydraulics. That way they could bounce up past her head. Basically, when Katie walks into a room, it should look like two gigantic chichi balls crushing a peacock to death. Need more booooooobs.

Just for the record, I'm sure that wasn't the only peencock laying on Katie's lap tonight.

Posted by: Michael K


newsmediaimages's picture

This idiot has the brains of a bag of fucking spanners. She's the UK version of Anna Nicole Smith. A complete 'head the ball" Let me tell you gentle folks out there in U S of A that her PR people are at the wits end.... http://bit.ly/2xZSg6

crazyinjapan's picture

One's bigger than the other. I guess that's obvious.

JudyT's picture

Someone stick a pin in those balloons before they fly away with a six year old boy in them!!!!! Why do women do this crap to themselves?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I wonder if anyone ever told her that peacock feathers are bad luck?
Hopefully not.
Oh I know that was mean.
Looks like her lashes and brows are one unit.
What would you call that? Eyebrashes?

lunamor's picture

Looks like a graduation ceremony at the University of Skank.

LuxLuv's picture

@TheBreakdown:

She'd look better in that hoop skirt-thing you were wearing at the Fetish Ball.

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freshfacestripper's picture

this dress is horrid!

Sluttsville's picture

Katie girl, at first glance I thought I was looking at Amy Winehouse.

LuxLuv's picture

Need more booooooobs.

Hmmmmmm.

Sounds like something on a t-shirt.

Like Need More Cow Bell. Or Fuck Yoga.

I have the "Fuck Yoga" t-shirt. Of course, I only wear it around the house...

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Clarisse's picture

Ugh. Fingers crossed that Peter gets the kids....including Harv!

Nasty whore.

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It seriously looks like there are dozens of the flea market peacock earrings that were popular when I was in middle school stuck to her skirt.

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I can imagine her breath smelling foul.

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The New Improved Wyle E's picture

That FACE!

Isn't makeup supposed to make you look better? Who in the goddamned fuck does her makeup?

Harvey?

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Swallows's picture

She looks like a transvestite - and not a good one.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:57pm.

I just don't get it. What the fuck is so appealing about these phony ass tits? Are straight men throwing boners left and right over what's obviously made of Tupperware? Dudes, if you titty-fucked those bowling balls she's never feel a thing until you came all over her face and neck. Help a gay brother out here and explain the appeal.
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Kandykane's picture

Christ on a cracker, I don't know what's worse. That fucking ugly mug, those bags shoved up under her chin or those fucking ugly blue shooz.

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LuxLuv's picture

Mo'boat! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrb!

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HoityToity's picture

Which kindergarten art class dressed her? Did she even look at the mirror? How high was she? And I am not talking about the hair. Or maybe, she is smarter than all of us! Look, here we are still talking about that fuckery she called an outfit! That bitch! She got us good!

onthefringe's picture

Another whore with 2 Dick Cheney heads on her chest.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:57pm.
I just don't get it. What the fuck is so appealing about these phony ass tits?

Men are just obsessed with any boobs real or fake.

I just don't get it. What the fuck is so appealing about these phony ass tits? Are straight men throwing boners left and right over what's obviously made of Tupperware? Dudes, if you titty-fucked those bowling balls she's never feel a thing until you came all over her face and neck. Help a gay brother out here and explain the appeal.

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z-listed's picture

OUCH! Look at the way that dress is cutting into the boobs! If she keeps that up she is going to burst those balloons and it won't be a pretty sight. That has got to hurt.

All dressed and the best she can do is a dude in bad-fitting jeans carrying plastic bags?
must be the shoes, sooo trashy

FAMEWHORE TAX THOSE MUTANT BOOBS!!!

jalynne's picture

no nips. i think her boobs were neutered.

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Ninety Nine Luftballon.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:41pm.
Poetic. An airhead and her balloons.
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Dgrin's picture

you know it's crazy as ridiculous as Katie looks only thing caught my attention in these pictures is the blond eyebroyed guy...I'm fascinated with eyebrows like this.

Eliza DoucheCooch's picture

Dayum! Amy Winehose looks good!

labellavienna's picture

I hate to say it...but katie price is really really not that pretty. she would look so pretty without the big boobs, the fake tan, the loads of makeup, the fake eyelashes, the terrible hair color.

Take all that away, change up her personality, becomre more ladylike and she would be super super hot.

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Submitted by MooseMama on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:14pm.

but the most important question is where are her nipples? she's practically showing her whole breast and there isn't even a hint of areola
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I'm thinking she must have tits like britney - they're heading south of the boarder.

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Plecostomus's picture

Poetic. An airhead and her balloons.

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Bottom-feeder.

Hydrolics!!!! LMFAO!! Move over Megan McCain - now there's something meatier!

liverwurst's picture

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what an idiot.

MooseMama's picture

but the most important question is where are her nipples? she's practically showing her whole breast and there isn't even a hint of areola

Auntie Mame's picture

For a quick minute I thought it was Wino taking her new titty balls out for a bounce.

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And, this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the definition of "hot mess."

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cuchini's picture

sophistication. glamour. elegance.

Please tell me that this bitch has a bunch of prescription medicine in her closet that should never be combined. Please.

angel_i's picture

GORGEOUS! ELEGANCE DEFINED!

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OHPLEAZ's picture

GROSS! I don't understand why anyone would want to look like that?

Im a Princess's picture

Wow...there is just so much to process here...major overload.
First, what is on her head? Is that her um, hair? Looks like shit, whatever it is.
The dress, well um....it's sorty pretty I guess but with her titties everywhere it kind of takes away from it. Then those god awful shoes...what a mess.

Im a Princess's picture

Wow...there is just so much to process here...major overload.
First, what is on her head? Is that her um, hair? Looks like shit, whatever it is.
The dress, well um....it's sorty pretty I guess but with her titties everywhere it kind of takes away from it. Then those god awful shoes...what a mess.

little_rascal's picture

Love is waiting there
In my beautiful balloons...
La la la la la la
My beautiful, my beautiful balloons...

Mittmah's picture

Oh and skirt is horrible too. Poor peacocks.

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Mittmah's picture

Hair and boobs = YUCK!

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