Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be Skinny Pregnant

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Cellulite and testosterone don't go together. Estrogen makes cellulite dreams come true.

@khensuhetep:I don't mean to sound like a raging bitch, but it sort of irks me that the same people ragging on that one supermodel for not having any meat on her bones is calling another chick a sasquatch because she's just sort of overweight.

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You mean the Ralph Lauren supermodel? That was photoshopped to look like a concentration camp victim. She looked normal in real life, it was just not cool for her to speak out.

Khloe Kardashian is chubby. In Peoria, IL, or Cleveland, OH, she would be hot.

She is in Los Angeles. There are different standards.

By those standards she is a fat pig.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:21am.

I'm not calling her fat, I'm just saying she's big-boned. Like a sasquatch.

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@teamvaltrex:I think Lamar would've married her, but Animal Planet wanted exclusive rights to the ceremony and Cesar Millan was asking too much to trot her down the aisle
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Ha! I actually think if Khloe lost about 100 lbs, she and Kim would be the hot sisters.

Kourtney looks like Bubbles the Chimp.

Goodnight. Thanks for the laughs!

And just curious, but if Khloe Kardashian is too "fat" for everyone here but that one Ralph Lauren model is too "skinny" for everyone, then who actually has a body that's "just right"...you know, that hasn't been surgically altered?

Just wondering.

I don't mean to sound like a raging bitch, but it sort of irks me that the same people ragging on that one supermodel for not having any meat on her bones is calling another chick a sasquatch because she's just sort of overweight.

Meh.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:15am.

I think Lamar would've married her, but Animal Planet wanted exclusive rights to the ceremony and Cesar Millan was asking too much to trot her down the aisle.

Have a good nite!!

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@teamvaltrex:Unfortunately, most of their intelligence is dedicated to making Khloe look less like a sasquatch. The rest picks out shoes.
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Their dad would be horrifed at their existence! I'm not saying he was a great person, but he worked hard.

Kim and Kourtney open their legs for money, and Khloe tries to open her legs, but there is just too much cellulite/testosterone there.

Not too mention that she can't even get a guy to marry her without a prenup, so SHE GOES THROUGH WITH IT ANYWAY!

As I said before, a divorce between Khloe and Lamar will constitue them not taking any more pictures together.

How romantic.

I'm going to bed in about 1/2 hour, so if I don't catch you, we'll chat another time. :)

Khloe Kardashian isn't even fat, but that dress doesn't do her any favors.

I think she's pretty, too. Her nose is kind of wide, but she could always carve it down until she looks like a fucking Afghan Hound, like her far more obnoxious sister Kim did.

In five more years, Kim Kardashian's not going to have a nose left...her nose keeps gets skinnier by the week.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:04am.
@teamvaltrex:They inherited his intelligence, but they had to split it 3 ways.

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Are we doing long division? How much was left over. There must be some mistake.
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Unfortunately, most of their intelligence is dedicated to making Khloe look less like a sasquatch. The rest picks out shoes.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

@teamvaltrex:They inherited his intelligence, but they had to split it 3 ways.

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Are we doing long division? How much was left over. There must be some mistake.

(Having said that, how are you my dlisted sweetie?)

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 1:37am.
I am just wondering.

I just really need to know.

Wasn't their FATHER, Robert Kardashian, smart as shit? Successful lawyer?
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They inherited his intelligence, but they had to split it 3 ways.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I am just wondering.

I just really need to know.

Wasn't their FATHER, Robert Kardashian, smart as shit? Successful lawyer?

Probably for the best that he croaked and didn't have to watch these birdbrains grow up just like their mother.

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Sadly, it's mostly the superficial ones who are thinking of having children these days. They're the new "sexy" thing for couples - ya know, 'cause they actually made that baby and we all know how they made it. So sweet.

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damn, this whore is gross lookin.

This Neandethal looking bitch isnt even skinny now. Magical thinking is a powerful thing.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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Typical shallow, superficial Kardashian comment.

Bitch is obviously too self-centered to even be THINKING of having a child. She'd probably leave it on top of a car like a fucking handbag and drive off, dumb cow.
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This woman is either 16 years old or the stupidest skank on earth.

Whatever...just shut up!
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I would love to pussy-slap this cow with a spatula. If she thinks (a) she is skinny now and (b) she won't blow up like a walleye salmon when she gets pregnant, she is dumber than she looks. That's pretty hard to do considering she looks like she has a Touch of Downs now.

Sasquatch's narcissistic, immature, shallow comment above is yet another reason I despise her and her two idiot sisters. Stupid twat.

Sasquatch only wants a baby because she's still angling to get her paws on Lamar's 33 million dollar fortune.

I don't give a darn about her body but I do care about her publicity hunger and ridiculous sham of a marriage. Leave children out of this equation, for the love of God.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:29am.
I thought she was the one pregnant, geez I can't keep up with these peoples
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You and me both. I refer to them in my mind as "the one with the big arse", "the truckdriver" and "the other one"

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Nothing like a bracing debate on crocheting to make one's blood race!

All these people who call her a fat cow chewbacca always make me feel so bad. She's so tall compared to her sisters, yet she doesn't look fat in person. I relate. I'm 5"9" and I weigh about 140, and I'm 6 inches taller than my sister. No one has ever called me fat. I got booty and booby, there's nothing wrong with a woman being a little soft around the edges.

This bitch unbelievable. $20 says she'll be popping pills and taking in truckloads of caffeine.

Listen heifer, your baby comes first, then you. You do this shit right. I had a TEN pound baby (I am small) and I walked a mile every day and ate right along with working all the way up until about 3 days before I had him but I still gained 5 more pounds than they wanted me too. If you turn into a house while doing the right thing, who cares?

That said, I hope your skank-ass has such out-of-control hormones that you literally eat your way into 400 pounds you selfish bitch.

Why not become a regular skinny person first Khloe? Just because you lost weight doesn't mean you're skinny you know. You still look like a hippo to me

Stoney nailed it.

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Looks like someone needs a good swift kick to the cooter.

"In this world it's not what you know, it's who you blow!" - Newt Gingrich

So, wait, are she and Khourtneeyie both engaged at the same time? I'm confused.

which one is this one?

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:51am.
Fucking CUNT. Being pregnant is about bringing a goddamn human being into this fucked up world, not about what you the chewbacca look like while carrying such a beast. If you and that window-licking jock strap procreate, the rest of the world will probably have to commit mass suicide. Please don't ass fuck humanity by spawning, you pointless piece of donkey caca.

@Stoney: This fine piece of writing made me glad I woke up today. *calls Pulitzer committee on Stoney's behalf*

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:51am.

Fucking CUNT. Being pregnant is about bringing a goddamn human being into this fucked up world, not about what you the chewbacca look like while carrying such a beast. If you and that window-licking jock strap procreate, the rest of the world will probably have to commit mass suicide. Please don't ass fuck humanity by spawning, you pointless piece of donkey caca.

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Amen to all of that, especially the chewbacca part, and the mass suicide, and the ass fucking of humanity... well, just ALL of it.

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Oh, and one more thing. How come everyone's so mean about her body? She's a big girl, but you can tell she works out like a motherfucker to maintain that weight - for her size, she's actually quite skinny. And yeah, her face is fucked, but I think it's nice that she hasn't got a nose job yet.

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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:49am.

Aw shit, now you've gone and made me even more depressed. Humans are so fucking stupid!

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Fucking CUNT. Being pregnant is about bringing a goddamn human being into this fucked up world, not about what you the chewbacca look like while carrying such a beast. If you and that window-licking jock strap procreate, the rest of the world will probably have to commit mass suicide. Please don't ass fuck humanity by spawning, you pointless piece of donkey caca.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I forget which one you horz called her King Kongddashian (love it!), but why is anybody asking this dumbass what she thinks about anything? Maybe she's thinking about securing child support as well as alimony while their lawyers still duke it out over the prenup.

Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:35am.
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I whole-heartedly agree!!! My 22yr old redneck assistant recently told me that when she gets knocked up she plans on continuing to smoke cuz she heard smoking while preggo results in lower weight babies. I'm like WTF????!!!!!!!!!
Mind you, this is the same person who thinks that if you're not a grandma by the ripe ole age of 41 like her Mama, you old!! Goddamn, stupid fucking inbred hillbilly.

If you care more about your weight than the wellbeing of your baby, you shouldn't be procreating anyway.
Stupid cunt, sterilise them both before it's too late!

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The size she is now is about right for her. She's stupid. Duh, there is going to be weight gain with pregnancy. Even the skinny ones complain about how they feel/look like whales. Get a life Khowee.

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:16am.

You better vacuum good. I don't want to sleep on a bed of hair like last time.

I don't know why Khloe is even talking pregancy. If Lamar hasn't legally married her yet, I doubt he's gonna put his party stick in her without protection.

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Snowy,

They're both so fug that I think they'd have to make a cute baby. The would-be parents are already pushing the natural limits of ugly.

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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:08am.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:04am.
Bitch is going to gain 20 lbs. in hair alone.
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LMAO!!! Love the avie, DeeDee!

Why is she talking about pregnancy anyway?
Is that part of her prenup plan?

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@Nitty:

And that water buffalo doesn't look the LEAST bit disturbed about how she looks! THAT's healthy!

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This whole family is so vapid and immature. No children need to be born into this mix.
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