We Feel Your Pain, Cyndi
Cyndi Lauper had the frowns in NYC the other day for two reasons: a) Captain Lou went off to heaven and b) Cyndi has to look at Donald Trump's hairy hemorrhoid head for the next few weeks. You see, Cyndi is part of the cast of Celebrity Apprentice which started shooting this week. And by the looks on some of their faces you can tell they wish they were being shot...literally.
The rest of the cast includes Sharon Osbourne, Bret Michaels, his My Little Bandanna Weave, Curtis Stone, Rod Blagojevich, Maria Kanellis (some WWE chick), Holly Robinson Peete, Darryl Strawberry, Bill Goldberg (some wrestler-type), Carol Leifer, and Summer Sanders (a gold medalist swimmer).
Hopefully, Tilda Swinton will find a way to break into the boardroom (Tip to Tilda: Disguise yourself as Ivanka's old nose) to wreak havoc.
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Paula Deen and Bobby Flay are obviously humiliated beyond words.
I mean, let's face it -- she's lost about 100 lbs, and he's wearing a wig.
I can totally understand Bart Michaels doing this beacause he has no talent and would kill to keep his middle aged face in the spotlight. Cyndi has talent and is better then this shit show. Maybe she just realized this, thus the face?
not sure if this is a great career move for cyndi.. but i love her and will tune in...
brett is bringing back the bulge and I APPROVE !!
... but, sinbad ?!? really ??
Blagojevich is just the type of moronic trash that belongs on Donald Twat's show.
But...Sharon Osbourne?? ...Cyndi Lauper??
I'm really disappointed in both of you.
and myself...for ever thinking you weren't idiots.
Snowpiece curtis is an aussie
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I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
Awwww Ive missed Curtis!!!!
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I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
Why does Bret Michaels always feel the need to wear a bandanna? I can only assume it is because he is trying to hide the blonde wig or hair implants/extensions that he has going on. If he has a receding hairline or has lost his hair, then so be it! It happens. No need to hide behind a flippin bandanna all the time! We all know that is not his hair right there. Not sure who he is trying to kid. Looks ridiculous.
Doesn't Blago have a trial or prison coming up? WTF (that's 'Why the Fuck') should we watch this whore house show?
If this were the CT thread, I'd caption it as "Oh Lord. Not THIS wiener again!"
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Moo!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:40pm.
Just because Cyndi isn't bigger than Vadge, it does not mean she isn't better or even more relevant.
Only time will tell once these two are gone who really contributed the most to pop and which one stole and sucked and fucked their way to the top.
Oh, have I said too much?
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Lol!! Yes, you have . . . but I love ya for it ;)
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Cyndi and Bret? Of course I will watch this! : )
Has anybody noticed Sinbad?
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What are you people ramling about. Cyndi is fine. You don't do this show because you need quick cash because all the money goes to the charity you are competing for on the show.
Cyndi has the aids charity she supports, mostly through her true colors tour.
Holly Robinson Pete's son has Alzheimers therefore she is competing.
And I am sure the rest of the contestants have causes and charities as well.
Either you are gonna watch the show or you aren't. I personally will be.
Blohan should be on this shit, since she's such a GENIUS.
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OMG Summer Sanders! Grl, where the hell you been? Figure it Out was the shit.
I saw Summer on TV not too long ago and she is still very fit and looks good. But WHY is she doing this show????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Summer Sanders also used to be on Nickolodeon shows in the 90s. I think it was Figure It Out that she hosted. I haven't seen her in ages. I wonder why she looks like.
Good God!
The body language in those pics .....just fantastic.
P.S. Cyndi Lauper looks fab!
Finally a decent cast, I stopped watching because I never knew who anybody was besides Joan Rivers. I'll definitely tune in for Sharon, love her!
Hahaha!!
SilentWitness: your Tilda should mess up Rod Blag's hair too!!
That guy is the biggest jerk next to Trump.
i thought that was kelly osborne
babybunny - cuz he's a cock star!!
Ok, seriously, even in boxers you can have the bulge.
why is Bret Michaels penis always visible through his pants...does he not believe in underwear, and from the looks of it it looks teeny tiny! He is such a douche sometimes...Sharon Osbourne looks misearble, and my dear sweet Cyndy...you are truly the bomb! Much to good for this shit! Bret Michaels is just a media whore...with a small unit.
Tracy Ullman and Cyndi Lauper would make a great show: comedy, singing, wild dressing...
Tis a dream.
i would've thought cyndi lauper and holly robinson peete would have better since than this...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Snowy you wouldn't hit Bret Michaels? What is it - the social disease pool, the window licking perma pucker or the hair coming off in your hands when you pull it? LMMFAO
Love the just smelled a fart look on Sharon's face. What a bitch! Love her.
poor Cyndi, the look on her face sez it all...
having to shuck and jive like a trained seal and dive for loose change in the raw sewage that is reality TV.
Cyndi should have her own variety comedy hour.
I hate the modern network execs idea of "entertainment"..
and the more of this slop is heaped on the masses, the colletive I.Q. of our nation continues its downward spiral.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
This may be one of the more boring seasons of Celebrity Apprentice.
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Poor Cyn - if she had her own show I would def watch. And if a priest can be a marriage counselor, I guess Ivanka can write a book on how to succeed in business . . .
Albatross:
Nope - I live in a ranch house - all exactly alike and about 3 feet from each other (kidding - but sometimes it seems that way).
I think they are called Ranch Houses cause my neighbors are all characters outta the Wild Wild West.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Just because Cyndi isn't bigger than Vadge, it does not mean she isn't better or even more relevant.
Only time will tell once these two are gone who really contributed the most to pop and which one stole and sucked and fucked their way to the top.
Oh, have I said too much?
Love you, Madonna!
*mwah*, hussy
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Oh Cyndi, honey, I am SO sorry...
I have such wonderful memories of lying on my first high school boyfriend's bed and the two us playing your mucic. We were both totally queer for you. HE was gay but I didn't know it at the time; naturally THAT shit should have been a clue, but I was young and naive.
Just promise us you won't go the way of Dale Bosio.
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First of all, can't believe Cyndi is doing this. She's talented and too good for this shite. On the other hand, I love me some MARIA!!! I love WWE and it's brand of shiteous entertainment. All those bimbos and meatheads with muscles and baby oil. If you want to see sexy, look at Randy "Punt me in the Skull" Orton:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/randy%20orton/randolf_012/Randy_Orton...
YAY
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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...mmmmm thread, threading my underarms right now
*GAGS*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
I see no reason why Cindy will need to do this...unless she's spent all her dough. She has the talent to find better ways for relevance.
And I agree, back in the 80s it looked as if Cindy was the one who's career was going to be bigger and longer than Vadge's. Life can have some weird twists sometimes.
On the plus side, even though Cindy is older than Vadge...seems to be aging more gracefully and hasn't become a plastic surgeon's science project...or so it looks.
And last but not least, Cindy's last hit single was hot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPC2l2li6JY
Can't say the same about Vadge's crap music.
Ahhh, Maria Kanellis. One of two chicks that has made me question my sexuality. She's smokin'!
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SIIIIINBAAAAAD!!!!
What the hell is Cyndi Lauper doing on this POS? She has genuine talent!
I think Sharon will win this. Maria will be gone in 2 seconds and will be Trump's #44444444525252 hoe.
Coma Caca!!
Yes, Jack, I stumbled into the wrong thread. My bad. Check yer dam FB friend requests.
I think Cyndi is still HAWT!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:18pm.
read this shit!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/16/heene-familly-balloon-boy-richard-heene-re...
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Color me surprised. The balloon does not launch far from the douche.
ha ha jack no that was me that posted the Heinous Heenie link in the wrong thread!
mmmmm thread, threading my underarms right now
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Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:05pm
Do you live in an apartment? I don't miss those days. So glad I have my own house now! :)
On edit: This looks like yet another show I won't watch.
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Shit, wrong thread. Sorry.
you know Trump really doesn't know how to bring the Male Eye candy, none of these guys are hittable, maaaaaybe the Chef, does he have any sort of accent?????
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Not sure why...but I will have a sexay night with Bret. not sure why...it's just one night.
Personal thought: I think Mickey Rourke should be a cast member on all reality tv.
Coma Caca!!
M.E. - girl, I think you stumbled out of the conference room and in to the wrong thread.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Snowy - it was 100% a publicity stunt. I heard last night, that instead of calling POLICE, the father called the local news station. NEWS STATION.
Yes, he wanted everyone to see his fucking balloon.
I hate this family.