Friday, October 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Nicolas Cage And His Baby Friends
Maybe I had too many glasses of coke and coffee (don't judge, they drink it in Europe), but these pictures of the star of It Could Happen To You posing with two fresh out of the babies are pretty hilarious. These pictures are from a charity event held at the Bath Royal United Hospital in England. Nicolas Cage was there to help raise funds for a new BABY!!! unit. Who knew Nicolas was such a big fan of BABIES? Yes, the baby on the right might have a broken neck, but who cares?! Nicolas Cage is holding her!
Wait, I think I know what's going on here. The members of the baby army must have been impressed by Nicolas' fighting skills in Bangkok Dangerous, so they recruited him to train them. NICOLAS IS ONE OF THEM!!!!!
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And they already have better hair than Nic Cage.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
Do you believe in Angels?
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yes!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
Maybe they're Real Babies.
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Bottom-feeder.
Those poor babies! You can tell he's never held before! Head support, Nick!!! Head support!!
Ok, I watched my DVR'd TMZ last night and found out that Cage made 40 million dollars in the past 12 months.
He let his financial adviser have free rein with his money - never asked or checked as to where it was going - and he lost it all BUT he blames only the financial adviser not himself!!
All I know is that deception, embezzlement, greed and thievery have been around since humankind: WHY would you not keep track of your own money?
He is such an ignorant asshole. Madoff anyone?
Dumbass.
Recently,I found a very interesting place______W e a l t h yD a t e r . C o m_____.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beautiful girls and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a M illionaire,but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
I was just thinking that Lorenzo Lamas kind of looks like Dawg the Bounty Hunter after gastric bypass and a "step away from the bleach" moment.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@shandiRW::( booooo to that. patrick swayze decline was sad and hard to watch.
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Nic Cage's decline has been sad and hard to watch for the last 20 years. You'll get used to it.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:09am.
I see chemo has hit Kenny Rogers pretty hard. He's slowly going brunette, but at least he's lost some weight.
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wow, learn something new today, i didn't even ,now kenny rogers was on chemo :( booooo to that. patrick swayze decline was sad and hard to watch.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I see chemo has hit Kenny Rogers pretty hard. He's slowly going brunette, but at least he's lost some weight.
It's sweet that he's helping the babies, though. Can't deny a kind gesture.
Anyone still here on the open post? i just heard jamie foxx on the news say he is planning a wanda/shenaenae movie with martin lawrence. i don't know if he is joking, but i am there.
i thought this was the damn crypt keeper when i saw it, when did nick cage get so damn old looking? oh i guess thats the chronilogical time line called uh, time? booo
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
@bornagainChristian:Is that Dennis Hopper??
And when did he get so old??
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I thought "Dennis Hopper" the second I saw it!
On an unrelated note, damn them Lamas chicks got some hella fat legs.
Is that Dennis Hopper??
And when did he get so old??
WHAT'S UP I'M DRUNK AND YER ALL WHORES I HOPE YOU BREAK INTO MY APT. AND SIT ON MY FACE WHILE I'M SLEEPING MOTHERFUCKERS
Chirio - I have pizza, meet me in the balloon boy story.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"mannnn [fart] [silence]."
Lil_ras: where you at??!!! I'm here with beer!!
Coma Caca!!
Do you believe in Angels?
Hey girls, I'm straight as an arrow ------------->
Anybody here?
I'm reading Michael Jackson's latest biography, published this month.
Jack, I'm not sure. I'm hardly ever here anymore so I don't have anything to hang it on.
Oh well. Most everyone here is cool in my book! Have a good afternoon! Ima go finish the novel I started last night.
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Moo!
Sugar,dont feel bad.
The baby's heads are going to fall off their bodies nick!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Actually, Jack, I didn't. How retarded to do I feel, huh?
For real? I can't tell around here. I thought suckandfuck and TV were girlz, so what do I know?
So you and Momus and I are all straight chicks, huh? How boring is that? BWAH!
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Moo!
MOMUS! WE NEED COCKTAILS!
Sugarmoo, you do know that I am a straight chick?
Jack, want me to make you one? If we get Momus in here, she can put on her kitty costume and serve it to you a la naked bootay!
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Moo!
Yum...Margaritas. Not even 2:0 clock yet. Damn.
I still wanna know why Nic is wearing a girl's ring.
I also wanna know why I don't see any Margaritas in my blender?!
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Moo!
Umm...could we just not ever let him hold babies again? kthnx:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Mary Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
Well well, silver bells and little bitty bitty white shells
and Pretty maids all in a row oh
Why does he look hot to me in that picture (badly held babies aside)? Ugh, I'm a mess.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
JJ get that hawaaiin garden growing! (please shave)
Wheres the poi?
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
10 MINUTES UNTIL HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
ok returning from the bar... (3 vodka crans) and safeway (garden burgers and BOX O WINE---i know i know)...
EEG, its kind of slow in open post at this time. Its only12:41 for me so yeah, Iam still goofing off at work.
Oh fuck! I did a chirio.....zzzzzzzz.
What did I miss?
loads imma assuming. dang.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Ras, I turned it off immediately, proceeded to call Chirio a dork, and she got me AGAIN!
Revenge is sweet.
*throws glitter*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg&feature=PlayList&p=2E08DD322E...
*cries*
Bye ladies
Chirio and JustJack, I kept watching these pink Barbies flying on pink ponies thinking that maybe there will be soon some important information or something !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*planning revenge*
Yessss as a matter of fact. havent napped today. hmmm. I'll be back later babehs!
Coma Caca!!
Chirio,
Grrrrrrrr....
LMAO, that's okay, it made me laugh also!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
You all have a great weekend!
Lil Ras, I think Chirio is just being a brat and needs her nap.
*winks at Chirio*
AHAHHAAHAHA!!! lil_rascal...
OMG I cant stop laughing...and I am not drunk. or drinking or taking anything.
that's just the way I call upon JustJack's presence.
Coma Caca!!
Jill just don't go home with the bartender AGAIIIIIIIIIN!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL ;p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 5:11pm.
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I was gonna say "to JustJack", or if you were around, but nah, I just put the link to see. hahahaha.
Coma Caca!!
OMG Chirio, you got me again.
*dies*
Jill, if your kids are adult, I think there's no problem. You are just having a drink and talking, you're a family and everyone is a grown up. :-)
Jill, I say why the hell not. They wouldnt ask you if you werent fun to be around right.
Jill.....Is is a club or a pub?
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Is it tacky to go out to the bar with your adult kids and their mates?
@ M.E.
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M.E., my boys school happened to have their own website with emergency #, teachers names,schedules, etc. Perhaps your school has something like that online?