The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!

Ooooh, so that's how Rainbow Brite earned the new makeover. She sucked Karl Largerfeld's dick. - aautepminer

Runners-up:

Oh fuck, it's true. Mackenzie did have sexual relations with her dad. - NoAnjl

I guess Kfed took his weight loss a bit far...now we'll just call him Kdead. - leasemb

Joan and Melissa Rivers are always clowning around on the red carpet. - Napes

VIA PictureIsUnrelated (Thanks Kevin, I think)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 5:02pm.

Those are all really hilarous. Good job, people!

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:14am.

LOL congrats to all youse funny hoes.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:00am.

Congrats aautepminer, Whoot NoAnjl back in the saddle my girl♥♥, leasemb, and Napes.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:14am.

oops, thanks to all my DListed friends too! xo

Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:13am.

Congrats to aautepminer!!!

Congrats to leasemb and Napes and a big THANK YOU to my lover MK! xoxo
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DEBS!!!! 11 TO NUTTIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! AND BACK OFF THE WERTH!!!!! LOL XOXO

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:09am.

HHAHAHHA!! Congrats to all you funny hookers!!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:51am.

aautepminer

I snarfed when I read yours and knew it was going to be a winner! Good job!

NoAnjl....you funny hor!

Congrats to all!!

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:24am.

Congrats to all you funny fuckers!
NoAnjl! For your prize I'll let you kiss my secret boyfriend, Jayson Werth!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:27am.

Congratulations Winners!!
♥♥Anjl!!♥♥

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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:19am.

Congrats Skankies.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:09am.

Hahaha Napes! Good one. Congrats. aautepminer, NoAjl ♥, and leasemb!

Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:57am.

Congrats, aautepminer! Hahaha(((NoAjl))! WTG, leasemb and Napes :)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:56am.

aautepminer & noAnjil:

LOL.

Fuckin' brilliant!

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:56am.

Congrats aautepminer, *NoAnjl*, leasemb, and Napes!!

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I have very mild superpowers.

Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 6:05pm.

Jarrod finally got thin enough to get a girl to grab his banana. EAT FRESH!

Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 6:03pm.

Where are they now - The Chaqita Banana Girl

Submitted by Strongmier on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 6:02pm.

After this experience Moby would never sleep with a woman again

Submitted by danny_boy on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 4:12pm.

Katy Perry finally gets the last laugh by installing some manhood on Perez Hilton, which complements his Rainbow Brite wig/suspender combo quite nicely...

Submitted by lex141 on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:15pm.

Katy Perry will do anything for attention it seems

Submitted by Vern on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:04pm.

I see Jermajesty is inching his way up on the Jackson freak meter.

Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:32pm.

its bruce bitch...

Two girls one banana.. and one coffin

Submitted by giir on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 7:47pm.

When Rainbow Brite asked Hugh Hefner "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?", he let her find out for herself.

Submitted by Hellbat83 on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 7:45pm.

Lily Allen and Karl Lagerfeld celebrate yet another Chanel triumph.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by sunny on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 3:15pm.

AHAHAHA! That's a REAL magazine? Sad to think about, but you know that some easily amused, faux-testosterone driven imbecile probably subscribes to that shit, if only to prove he has an existent sex drive (but not really). "OH BRAH THAT'S SO KINKY!"

LOVE the avvie, BTW. I like me some Davey Havok. Nomnomnom.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by hambletta on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 5:31pm.

porn for catherine zeta jones.
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tell it to my answering machine

Submitted by PhoebePriceLover on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 5:05pm.

Anna Nicole and J Howard Marshall at his circus themed birthday! Good Times!

Submitted by sunny on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 3:45pm.

oh that's from that stupid magazine called Girls & Corpses....

so dumb...I mean they thought of something really disgusting but instead of taking it to an edgy & dark place they just pose these stupid fake corpses with chicks like on a golf course, in a supermarket, at a doctors office....

fuck, I do that everytime I take my Great Gramma Ida out to run her weekly errands, but you dont see me trying to make a fucking magazione out of it!

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:41pm.

Lara Flynn-Banana.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:11pm.

J. Lo and Marc Anthony's honeymoon pics. SUCIO!

Submitted by ness1030 on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:51am.

Lady Caca uses the ol' "fruit analogy" to illustrate to Vadge the approximate size of her peen.

Submitted by sketts on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:31am.

Next on PBS: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Calista Flockheart's production of How to Keep Your Husband Entertained

Submitted by atlantapug on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:10am.

After Wino's liver quit that bitch and ran away, she has it replaced with something that will work just as well.

Submitted by notreallyworking on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:04am.

Tori Spelling is terrified this recent photo of her topless will become public fodder...

The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.

Submitted by sound_logik on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:48am.

Michael Jackson autopsy photos reaveal!

.....oh nevermind.

Submitted by bo_tatoe on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:47am.

When Holly Madison was introduced to Hugh Hefner at the annual halloween party at his mansion, she was not so much fooled by his peen surrogate but rather smart enough to play along with the charade.