Balloon Boy's Parents Want A Reality Show
If you fart really loud in a crowded room, a TV executive will pitch you a reality show about it, so it's no surprise that Balloon Boy's family might get a reality show out of all this fuckery. TMZ says that the Heene family began pitching a reality show to the networks months ago. They billed themselves as a "wacky family," and approached the company who produces Wife Swap. When they got shot down there, they took their idea to TLC. TLC confirmed that the Heenes did come at them, but their show idea was turned down.
Since all the networks farted on their idea, maybe the Heenes felt they needed to pull some real shit to get noticed. The "popping a kindergarten class out of your vagina" thing has already been done, so they got creative. However, the police announced today that they completely believe that it was not a hoax and that the Heenes are telling the truth. The police also confirmed that after the balloon went up in the air, Daddy Heenes called 911 first and then called a local TV station. Daddy Heenes told the cops that he knew the local news station had a helicopter and could monitor the balloon. The police will interview the family again tomorrow after all the morning vomit has cleared.
So back to the reality show thing, I think we all should get one. ALL OF US! I mean, I should be able to turn on my TV and see you in your cubicle reading this while scratching your crotch and smelling it. You should be able to watch me pluck my nose hairs in the morning and eat microwaveable oatmeal out of a large yogurt container. Reality shows for everyone!
But if the Heenes MUST be on a reality show, they obviously need to go on Hoarders. Here's their garage:
After they are done with Hoarders. They can pay a little visit to Intervention. Their addiction? FAMEWHOOOOORING.
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Eeeek, somebody better call Niecy Nash from Clean House and that hot piece Matt Iseman to clean up that garage !! Niecy will back slap that family back to Mars.
meanwhile, at family and children's services ..... where are they? oh. they're still watching the balloon.
really, so stressing out your child that he throws up on breakfast tv is the sort of thing that should disqualify you from parenthood. that's on top of all the other idiocies the heiniees -- i mean heenees -- have committed
Parents? My ass.
These people are fucking losers either way. I have the feeling the are desperate for attention, and whoring out that kid just makes it that much more pathetic. The worst part is the kid(s) knows no better, and are already fuct for life due . . . you just know it.
And seriously . . . it gets to me that they are such idiots that they just let their kid climb right up their van and sit on it. I know this sounds anal and all, but if my kid did that shit I would beat their ass. That right there says a lot to me about what fucking douchebags they are.
If they had any sense, they would crawl back into the crack they slithered out of and fuck the hell off into oblivion. Now. Yesterday. Last goddamn week. Fuck.
I hope for the kids' sake this wasn't staged.
(looks like it was...)
-poor kids.
And yeah, I suppose if you do something stupid, you are next in line for a reality show if you want to whore yourself and your family....
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I agree with all those opposed: I watched that balloon travel all over Colorado with my heart in my throat... It was a publicity stunt?
People, I despair in this time of no jobs, lack of personal responsibility, ball players/CEO's/golfers/reality show assholes/ etc... making millions while I can barely pay my bills.
Makes me fucking sick that these people are going to get away with this.
Anybody who greenlights a reality show for these fucknozzles should be strapped unlubricated into a cold metal fuck machine and raped up the ass with a spiked metal dildo until they're dead.
And I mean literally.
Then somebody should murder all of their children, because people that stupid shouldn't be allowed to pass on their genes.
Again, I mean that quite literally.
Submitted by kndall44 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:52pm.
What's with the caucasian/asian combo? First its Jon+Kate with their hybrids, now this weird family & their eurasian freaks.
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"So back to the reality show thing, I think we all should get one. ALL OF US! I mean, I should be able to turn on my TV and see you in your cubicle reading this while scratching your crotch and smelling it. You should be able to watch me pluck my nose hairs in the morning and eat microwaveable oatmeal out of a large yogurt container. Reality shows for everyone!"
Ha! WAY more interesting and REAL than these doucherags.
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NO! Please keep them away from two of my favorite shows, Intervention and Hoarders. They are too weird and obnoxious for even those two shows. One of the great aspects of those shows is that the people on there don't seem to be attention whores, but people with real problems, not manufactured ones.
A few weeks ago there was an Intervention Follow-up on. My daughter and I were so damn excited because one of the two people featured was 'Walking on Sunshine' Allison.
This still cracks me up.....(in a very sad way)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnLBddzOtk
Oh, yawn. Yet another sign of the Apocalypse.
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Bottom-feeder.
i haven't even seen this fuckery on the tele yet, but i know my mother has told me about 5 times about this shit. and btw, hoarders on a&e is freaking sad! i was crying when i saw the one with the grandpa trying to save money for his gkids! or maybe i was just delusional and disheveled and cluttered in my head from seeing all that shit piled on top of shit. *sighs* that doc gives me ocd.
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Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:27am.
"This family is one sandwich short of a picnic."
They certainly aren't short one 'Manson'...
This family is one sandwich short of a picnic.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Because we're always one step behind in the Netherlands I just now saw the live interview with the boy and his family. The short interaction between father and son made my neckhairs stand up. Looking at the inconsistencies in their story and the state of their garage I smell something rotten in the state of Denmark. Has anyone called your CPS yet?
I knew parents who were like these two whack jobs. They both believed in alien 'encounters' and wicca, both were supposedly 'geniuses' and one was a lawyer, and the wife was an author/writer/occultist.
Their two sons were MONSTERS. Spoiled, psychotic, spastic BRATS.
People like this truly make me sad for the kids who deserve as much normalcy as a parent can muster rather than throwing caution to the storm chasing wind and saying, "Fuck it! I want YOU to be as fucked up as ME!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Buncha' lames.
So...if they got a reality show it would have to be the opposite of them, right?
In other words, totally real.
That would be a first.
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I thought he said he din't have anything to sell....?
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So. Speaking of famewhores, Lorenzo Lamas is a lifer in that department, huh?
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BYEEEE, ESE!
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Mr. Famewhore needs to update that hairdo, it went well over ten years ago.
so back to porn.
downloaded some torrents and I'm always careful to read others comments to ensure I'm not getting faulty files.
one person actually posted - more than once! that he was upset that there were no subtitles available for one of the movies.
freak!
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"mannnn [fart] [silence]."
see ya, ESE
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:07pm.
Aw, ESE, kiddens love you.
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your avatar just gave me a cavity!
*vom*
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"mannnn [fart] [silence]."
Good night, ESE!
I need to take my puppy outside to leave a little surprise on my neighbor's lawn.
Aw, ESE, kiddens love you.
well, folks.. i'm gone for a bit. gotta tend to the meowing whining bastards
see ya all later!!
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Uh oh.....
Is it my kitteh in Tits avatar? :-(
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"mannnn [fart] [silence]."
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:52pm.
oh, in real danger! well, i gotta go with King George(Carlin) with this one: "The kid who eats too many marbles doesn't get to grow up to have kids of his own"... and then throw the book at the parents. it's a win/win the way i see it!
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
DD:
Some call me Bendy but... it's Aura.
(side eye to Capt Spaulding...how u doin'?)
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:47pm.
Lil_ras: so cute hehe!
DDawg: or some people get costa rica mixed up with puerto rico. Or some people cant say my real name which is stupid cause...its a word for the yoga
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:47pm.
Lil_ras: so cute hehe!
DDawg: or some people get costa rica mixed up with puerto rico. Or some people cant say my real name which is stupid cause...its a word for the yoga or whoever people who know what my name is.
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Well said, Bendy
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or perhaps, BINDI?
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:00pm.
You know what expression bothers me? "At any rate". Sociopaths use that one.
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HAY! I use that all the time!
And yes - I'm a little sociopathic.
Do you really expect me to live in this world in full honesty? O no no. I play just enuff to get by:)
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:47pm.
Lil_ras: so cute hehe!
DDawg: or some people get costa rica mixed up with puerto rico. Or some people cant say my real name which is stupid cause...its a word for the yoga or whoever people who know what my name is.
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Your real name is:
Hatha?
Ashtanga?
Bikram?
Ananda?
Anusara?
Iyengar?
Kripalu?
Kundalini?
lolz
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:49pm.-
Evenin'! I dint say that well: I meant in danger, for reals. If they get in police trouble, I hope the police throw the book at em.
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:47pm.
Lil_ras: so cute hehe!
DDawg: or some people get costa rica mixed up with puerto rico. Or some people cant say my real name which is stupid cause...its a word for the yoga or whoever people who know what my name is.
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Well said, Bendy.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:40pm.
By the way, in episodes 3 and 4 of Wife Swap balloon father was extremely aggressive and abusive towards the swapped wife. He actually threw food and a glass of milk at her and several times stood next to her with his fists clenched and screamed at her. I think the only reason he didn't physically attack her was because he was filmed by a crew and she wasn't his wife.
I can easily see him beating his wife.
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So, I've been meaning to say....
I thought the producers encouraged everyone to amp up their personalities so I wasn't really into believing he was like that in real life, but now that the Heene family gave up the video footage of the spaceship balloon taking off, RAGE MAN is in fact ALL THAT.
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:46pm.
I wonder how the neighbors or police will react if the same kids get in real trouble later on.
the police?.. will the kids have money? if so,.. swept under the rug
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
ruh roh... nothin to see here, folks...