Friday, October 16th 2009
This Is Way Too Pissy...I Mean...Easy
Fergie is giving it to us on a shiny toilet seat! Bitch is setting herself up! WWD says that the Dutchess of Diapers has a signed a multi-year deal with Avon, and her first project with them will be a fragrance. For real, Fergie must love people taking the piss out of her.
Fergie's fragrance will be out next year. It will available through your local Avon lady (there's two in every family) or you can buy it in urinal cake form at any gas station off the highway.
They haven't come up with a title yet, but methinks they can't choose between "Meth Meth Lemonade" or "Eau De Ewww."
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I like the image, something attractive to me. She has the charisma to transfix many. cafe world cheats
she looks really freaking old that face would scare the piss out of anybody! to bad because her husband josh is hotttttttttttt!
She should sign a contract with depends.
I can't get past her face.
But the BEP's first album made me happy - Anxiety, Shut-up, etc... made me laugh and sing, so, she gets a pass, but a fragrance?
No, lo, nyet, nein, por favor, ya basta.
She's a little short though but still hot. I just watched some of her music videos with the Black Eyed Peas here:
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To be fair, Fergie Ferg's music isn't the type of music I listen to, but I'm also a tad biased against it because my little sister used to crank her album 24/7 which could be heard from every room in the house.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Khensu Hetep:
I actually like The Fug. She has a voice, she done the best with her second chance, and The Black Eyed Peas pimped her out to make some money after being broke for decades.
So what if they sold out?
It a recession!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 1:01pm.
Fucking WORD.
I like your posts. I always find myself nodding in agreement when I read them. Fergie's persona doesn't bother me (unlike her music) but you hit the nail on the head.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
those six inch caged heels look like they can hurt a bitch! me likey
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
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for brother Triston!
The SunShine Gang:
1. Fergie's fuckable from the neck down. Brown bag-a-ho!
2. The best accessory to have in Hollywood is a beard. Paging SJP!
3. Her legs are toned from running back and forth to her meth dealer.
4. The only thing more processed than her music is her hair.
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Its enough to make you think someone put all those myths out there...
**Whistles innocently**
I wonder who that could be??
The mysteries of Fergie:
1. Why people say she's so fuckable although she has an ugly face. Doesn't the face matter in attractiveness??
2. Her 'hot as hell' husband. Umm you mean her obviously gay faced husband???? Guy is too 'pretty' and to be hot.
3. Her great body. There are lots of actresses/entertainers with just as good bodies. What makes her's so special. She has toned legs and abs. What else?
4. BEP music and her singing ability that everyone raves over. Electronic beeps dumb as rocks lyrics and over processed generic oversinging.
Can it be explained....?
Her prostate may be weak but she's got a bigger peen than Lady Caca.
Submitted by gia on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:09am.
She is just the ultimate buttaface...She must work so hard at her body to not only help stay off drugs, but to distract from her facial fugliness. I cant even imagine that face without her protective curtain of hair & the layers of make up she wears....Ewww...
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Yeah, I have the same problem, but now my body is going... LOL! Just kidding... :-)
This mess is where I got my name from...methalisious bitch
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
LOVE those nutcracker thighs and legs! and can't help but loving the BEPS.
I bet she is good in bed. I'd tap that no prob.
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
She is just the ultimate buttaface...She must work so hard at her body to not only help stay off drugs, but to distract from her facial fugliness. I cant even imagine that face without her protective curtain of hair & the layers of make up she wears....Ewww...
"Mediocre anonymity is where it's at, folks!"
True!
I have no idea how Fergie got such a hot husband. Her music makes me want to die.
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I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
I'm sure I'm a bitch but this chick did enough meth to change her face to some serious fug, not just a few times. Its a scar she will have to deal with forever so she better get used to the comments.
Its people like this that take all the allure out of sex.
Hmm.. Fergie really looks good there. Skank or not. Slutty or not. I'd hit it for sure. pokies
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My god i friggin love those shoes.
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=ManoloGirl
So what if she wears that kind of clothes? Nobody cares. Besides it's a form of freedom. Maybe she wanted to show the other side of her. hmmnn.. She looks hot in their.
WTF is she wearing?!
That looks like a designer diaper.
Maybe she borrwed it from Her Lagerfeld?
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Hm. I actually don't mind this skank.
To be fair, she looks good there.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's hot.
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I gotta say I don't know much on modern Egypt, sadly. In fact, I think I've been neglecting my inner Egyptology nerd for way too long. I'm gonna start hitting the books again.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
lmao, good advice and thanks for the well wishes, she's getting on my nerves...
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Very interesting thread!
Fun fact: Egyptian residents are 90% Muslim
9/11, anyone?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:43am.
Amen. I also appreciate the dynamics of the Egyptian gods and how most of them were not *all* virtuous, but not entirely evil either. For instance, Seth brutally murdered and dismembered Osiris but he also fought demons in the underworld. Therefore, he was both a hero *and* a villain.
I love the art. In fact, seeing an Egyptian sarcophagus is what prompted my fascination to learn more about the ancient Egyptians, and I really admire the respect they reserved for their deceased. Their practice of mummification, how and why they did it, really drew me in.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:37am.
anyone else own a cat? this fast siamese is rolling around everywhere and meowing crazy (and a deep voice) trying to get out! i won't have the monney to get her arse fixed for two weeks arghhh! it's gonna drive me crazy!
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LOL! Poor pussy and her hormone owned arse! I don't have any advice for you, just hope the next two weeks goes fast for you!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:30am.
That's why it catches my interest, that up until that time it was not commonplace to depict such intimate domestic trivialities. The art of the time has such a humanising effect, in that even living Egyptian gods were, at the end of the day, just people.
Actually, I find the stylisation of art during any period of Egyptian history immensly fascinating. For a 5000 (?) year old culture, it was spectacular and unparelelled in beauty.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
anyone else own a cat? this fast siamese is rolling around everywhere and meowing crazy (and a deep voice) trying to get out! i won't have the monney to get her arse fixed for two weeks arghhh! it's gonna drive me crazy!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:21am.
Definitely!
Husbands and wives were very affectionate during that era. So romantic. The ancient Egyptians did not romanticize their illustrations the way many other civilizations romanticized their people, so you know that for the time period that it was quite *realistic* that the Egyptians were so affectionate and family-oriented.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:08am.
I don't think I can ever learn too much about the Egyptians. I find such beauty in their culture. I'm generally a fan of mythology, but ancient Egyptian mythology is by far my favorite.
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Same, Khensu! I particularly love the armarna period and the stories surrounding Akhenaten. Especially the pictures of himself and his wife and children, where they are kissing and touching one another. Fascinating for its revolutionary depiction of a god as a loving father and husband. Such beauty and tenderness.
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i feel indifferent towards fergie, i like her and i REALLY like her in the sense that she doesn't "try too hard" it just comes out like that- i mean Lady Caca?? even Mad-Donna, come on- she's like way past her prime, go out gracefully? the shock value is gone, but baby jesus's placenta did wonders for her face!~ i wonder how she explains truth or dare or the sex book to poor little rocco and lordes!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I don't think I can ever learn too much about the Egyptians. I find such beauty in their culture. I'm generally a fan of mythology, but ancient Egyptian mythology is by far my favorite.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
@Khensu Hetep, Those Egyptians had some great culture going on. I read a series by Wilbur Smith once, which was full of details on Egyptian history. The storyline was straight out of a romance novel, but the setting was captivating. I totally get your fascination.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:05am.
Thanks! I adopted my screen name from ancient Egyptian mythology. My s/n is named after a god who controlled evil spirits that the Egyptians believed to produce pestilence, pain, and decay through the skies, crops, and waters.
On the other hand, he was also a fertility god for the harvest and ruled the month.
I'm very partial to the ancient Egyptians.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
She was da bomb on Girls Inc GO HEAD NOW
Ummm...isn't it about time people stopped making fun of Fergie pissing and started facing the fact that she's a huge success?
She freely admits she was a giant meth head/gangbanger, she got herself together and pretty damn well, I would say.
Enough!!!!!
what's good? my man done passed out. suckah
GIRLFRIEND IS FIERCE!!! Go head Fergie!
Khensu Hetep, I've been intrigued by your online name for a while now. (I have a thing with names and language in general). May I ask how you got by it?
I don't think people want to smell like piss stains and meth smoke. sorry.
Submitted by illuminaupolis on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:07pm.
It's because she's wearing an uncharacteristically slutty outfit. Her face looks the same as it usually does.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...