Saturday, October 17th 2009

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

The Daddy of the Year (Jon Gosselin, take notes) and his 9 chirruns - Spread this sappy ass story on your hangover, and then yank it off really fast. It will stop the room from spinning and the barfs from traveling up your throat tunnel. It will!

A chihuahua daddy with a deformed leg (awwww) arrived at an Animal Care Services building in Texas with his 9 baby friends (double awww) looking for help. The chihuahua daddy was so determined to get his family to safety that he led all of them across a busy highway even though he has an effed up leg (triple awwwww). Employees at the ACS said this is the first time that a dog actually came in by himself without being brought in by a person or officer (quadruple aww).

The ACS think the dogs were dumped off on the side of the road by some evil doers. All of them are doing fine now even though that have a bad case of mange and ringworm (aka Wino-itis). It will take a few months to treat them, but they will be available for adoption after that.

I hope whoever adopts their asses keeps them all together. Don't force the daddy chihuahua with a deformed leg to make a SOPHIE'S CHOICE.

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Posted by: Michael K


dollar1's picture

MizRo: Great and thanks.He's not a kid and what he did was disgusting. I do hope his child won't copy his actions.

MizRo's picture

dollar1: I did love. And I'm keeping an eagle-eye on the bastard. I still can't shake what I saw.

dollar1's picture

Hi MizRo,

I hope you will report the abuser to your local authorities. My heart broke too.

Humane Society always helps the animals, but Animal Defense League is an organization in San Antonio that will help dogs and cats and assorted fuzzy ones find new homes and get health care and love while they wait. I figured I would mention them because most people know of the Humane Society.

misfitwendy's picture

that is just about the sweetest thing i have ever heard just goes to show you that dog dads are better then some human dads! Balloon boys dad!

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Submitted by gossip in san a... on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:21am

I think you mean the Humane Society.

But yeah San Antonio is whack.

Awww...
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 8:07am.

So adorable.

My heart broke last week: there is an animal abuser right across the road from me.

Seems my ex-con neighbor decided to get a rottweiler puppy.
The puppy is not obedient and doesn't "stop" when told: the asshole across the road actually STOMPED on the dog's back - HARD - and then grabbed him/her by the choke collar and lifted the dog off the ground and threw him into the yard. IN FRONT OF HIS DAUGHTER.
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Tyranny's picture

Amazing dogs, and disgusting people aside, chihuahuas are fucking mind boggling. They literally RUN the city streets here but always know where their house is. They're pretty damn street savvy, let me tell ya! Not my dog of choice by any means tho.

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So adorable.

My heart broke last week: there is an animal abuser right across the road from me.

Seems my ex-con neighbor decided to get a rottweiler puppy.
The puppy is not obedient and doesn't "stop" when told: the asshole across the road actually STOMPED on the dog's back - HARD - and then grabbed him/her by the choke collar and lifted the dog off the ground and threw him into the yard. IN FRONT OF HIS DAUGHTER.

I'm going to get killed one day - I am - but I can't see children, the elderly or animals abused. I.just.can't.

We have so many homeless dogs and cats in San Antonio. Some neighborhoods have roving gangs of large dogs. We have too many animal abusers here, and one animal abuser is one too many. Every other week there is a story about a burnt young dog, mutilated cats, and dumped litters on the highway. ACS is one of the most killingest kill shelters in America. If you want to help all the sweet baby dogs in San Antonio please give attention or money to Animal Defense League. No special holds only for newsworthy animals there. Just love and care for all the furry ones.

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awwww...please don't split up this doggie family...
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MyTwoCents's picture

Dag nabbit! Now I've got something in my eye, too!

It just tears my heart out to think that anyone could be so cruel as to mistreat and then dump puppies by the road. The daddy puppeh deserves a lovely home with his sweet pups after what they've all been through.

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I am such a cold-hearted, unfeeling bitch, but this story made me cry.

Bless you, little Daddy Doggie. I hope you and your babies have a wonderful life with people who love you.

Centaurious's picture

Please, PLEASE someone adopt them all together and give them a nice home on a big ole ranch!

This story is just so sweet. Tears.

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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:22pm.
How did he know where to go!!!! That's a smart doggie and f%@k that f%@king a$$hole that abandoned them!!

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Maybe he could smell the food and animal odors coming from the shelter.

It is *not* a no-kill shelter but they are on "special" hold. I can't imagine they'll actually kill these pups.

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How sweet: I want them all!!!!

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Submitted by ms foofoo on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:27pm.
i took a kitty in, she was living out of a dumpster. i didn't know she was pregnant at the time. she had 4 kittens. i kept momma, and all her babies. they turned 3 in July.
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they need to make a disney movie out of this.

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Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:50am.
If you can't treat animals right, then there is no hope for you as a human.
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agree 1,000 % .....if you can torture or dump a helpless animal then obviously it's easy to do the same to humans

That story made me tear up. Good for daddy doggy. I hope they all get good homes.

Poeple are such JERKS...a cat I adopted was found outside an animal shelter. Whoever dropped her off apparently did not want anyone to find out who they were, because instead of knocking on the door and handing over the cat, they came by during the night, tied her to a fence outside the shelter, and took off. When the shelter employees came by in the morning they found the cat tied to the fence. This is an area full of coyotes BTW. Stupid people. This cat is still grumpy and rather distrusting of people (but I love her!).

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Damn you MK for writing this and making my heart thaw. Now excuse me everyone, I've got something in my eye.

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AWWWWWWWWW!!

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It's sad to think this DOG is a better parent than some HUMANS. (You hear me Octomom)

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These guys were found in San Antonio. Here is the story from the local paper:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/64573302.html

There is a number to call if you really want to adopt one...

madam s.'s picture

Awww! Those dogs are SO. GODDAMN. CUTE! I wish I could take one. One of my dogs is from a rescue center resulting from almost the same exact situation (fucking losers abandoning puppies on the side of the freeway), but in this case my girl was the only one that made it. She's one of the best dogs in the whole world. Possibly THE best.

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Few Words's picture

Human parents should emulate this dog

Chirio's picture

we Humans suck!! Hope the chihuahuas feel better. atleast the daddy doggy didnt fake his kid's disappearence. see these puppies should have a reality show. I would watch.

Coma Caca!!

JennyBoom's picture

Thats impressive, usually the fathers are just sperm donors and quit that bitch...

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

little_rascal's picture

I'm so glad those doggies are going to be okay. :-)
Dogs are so great!!!
I'm going to kiss my own puppy on her nose, tickle her plump little pink belly and give her a yummy chewy bone. Woof woof!

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Submitted by ms foofoo on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:27pm.
i took a kitty in, she was living out of a dumpster. i didn't know she was pregnant at the time. she had 4 kittens. i kept momma, and all her babies. they turned 3 in July.

*clapping*.. kudos!!

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i took a kitty in, she was living out of a dumpster. i didn't know she was pregnant at the time. she had 4 kittens. i kept momma, and all her babies. they turned 3 in July.

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Poor darlins. Some people should be shot.

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tojo's picture

How did he know where to go!!!! That's a smart doggie and f%@k that f%@king a$$hole that abandoned them!!

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newsmediaimages's picture

No no no , this is that English woman Kate Beckinsale. She dumped them, I know it was her, she's always doing things like this. Ok you think I'm a sandwich short of a picnic? I'm not it was her own little hand-bag doggie that told me... honest it's true http://bit.ly/1VfMKl Ha Ha !

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sooo precious! *wipes tears*

Those poor little sweethearts. I hope they all get adopted by nice people that will spoil them! Someone should dump the person who did that off a cliff.

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If you can't treat animals right, then there is no hope for you as a human.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:21am.

This dog is a better father than a quarter million Americans

Huh? This dog is a better father than a quarter (at least) of all human fathers.

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That's not even the worst story I've heard.
Once this guy in Cali somewheres BURIED his rotties seven LIVE pups right in front of her. And left her chained close by where he buried them and it took her most of the day but she got herself free and dug them up...some neighbours FINALLY! saw her doing this and rescued the bunch. He was arrested for animal cruelty.

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woodhorse's picture

Dear God! I don't even like Chihuahuas and even I fell for that. I would adopt all of them. Animals break my heart. They are so good (most of them) and they don't have to be. (I prefer big dogs...)

sugamama5000's picture

LMBAO @ "some dark sided asshole"!!! Papa Doggie hot slut of the year!

Lauri's picture

I'd like to dump the owner in the desert and break both his legs!

This is the sweetest and saddest story.

I hate the human race.

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Submitted by darlingjulie on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:07am.

Dogs rule. People suck.

SOME people suck...others take care of animals like this for a living. :)

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DiamondDawg's picture

GOd, that's an amazing story. *cries*

greenleafbella's picture

wow wows!!! way to go! i pray that a good family adopts them and they all live a long and happy life forever and ever, the end.

people do suck. seriously i want to f*cking kill those who hurt animals!

cprincess's picture

quadruple awwwwwwwww.
What a daddy Mr Chihuahua is!

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