Saturday, October 17th 2009

Hillbilly Chipmunk And The City

I know it was confirmed that recent Twitter drop-out Miley Cyrus was going to be in the next Sex and the City movie, but I didn't think they would actually go through it. Well, they have! Last night, Billy Ray's pet chipmunk shot scenes with Kim Cattrall and SJP at the Ziegfeld Theater in NYC.

SPOILER ALERT: The scenes obviously involves Samantha and Miley showing up to a movie premiere in the same exact outfit. This probably forces Samantha to run into the bathroom and make a gown out of toilet liners, maxi-pads and condom wrappers. Everything goes fine until Carrie just can't help herself and starts chewing on Samantha's dress. COMEDY!

Miley isn't the only one dropping in on the sequel. SATC2: Attack of the Dry Lady Parts also features cameos by Liza Minnelli, Barbara Streisand, Tim Gunn, and Penny Cruz.

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"In a way, Miley Cyrus being in a SATC movie is appropriate for the times. Young women, even underage girls, act and dress like hoes nowadays. It's pathetic, really, especially when parents have no problem with their 15-, 16-, and 17-year old daughters dressing like sluts."

Jesus, I could reach through this computer and hug you. It's true, and I'm surprised at how people are acting. And the young women are such narcissists; they put down people of a lower class, act like such attention whores, and are beaten up on a daily basis on the internet. Now you know why a whole lot of us are on the Internet. I'd rather stick inside than sell my soul to be some preppy douchebag.

I love Miley sooo much. She's so sexy! site vente privee

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Submitted by margarett on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:54am.
this is a movie.
and on movies the actors do not dress themselves or do their own makeup.
don't put shit on miley for not looking "appropriate."
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OH! I thought we were talking about her face!

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Bottom-feeder.

this is a movie.
and on movies the actors do not dress themselves or do their own makeup.
don't put shit on miley for not looking "appropriate."

Whatever's picture

Hillbilly Chimpmunk in the city. LMAO! Seriously MK I do not know what I would do if you did not crack me up everyday! Thanks! :)

redpoint_blackdot's picture

I refuse to watch this mess in the theaters but i cant really hate on Kim Cattral. That trollop is entertaining and i dont care if she looks like a skank. She doesnt take herself too seriously unlike most women her age. I would consider myself lucky being her age and being so light hearted about it all.

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Frybread's picture

In a way, Miley Cyrus being in a SATC movie is appropriate for the times. Young women, even underage girls, act and dress like hoes nowadays. It's pathetic, really, especially when parents have no problem with their 15-, 16-, and 17-year old daughters dressing like sluts.

stake_spike's picture

I love Kim Cattrall, bitch is ballsy (see her Who Do You Think You Are episode) but isn't she a bit old to be doing the poses of a 12 year old on Facebook?

Kandykane's picture

They're really pushing this second rate product at us, aren't they? I know of little girls as young as 5 who are obsessed with this tramp and all the accoutrements that go along with acting the whore. I'm sure they start even younger than that, thanks to bitches like Miley Creature who have sold their soul for $$$$$$.

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SilentWitness's picture

This young slut makes me angry: long evening gloves, body glitter, enough make-up for 3 women.

She is inappropriate in every way possible. The slutting of young girls and the demise of age-appropriateness.

The havoc that Paris, Britney, Lohan, Reid, Jordan, etc. have wrought on the world is a clear and present danger to all of our youth.

PeachPie's picture

LOL, I know!

I can't use the weather, though. It's a beautiful, blue-sky, sun shinning October morning here. And I have a park half a block away. And the leaves are brilliant orange and red.

OMG!!! I almost just talked myself into going outside!! *shudders*

MizRo's picture

PeachePie: good morning my fructose doll! *hug*
I should go running but it's raining where I live.

I could go to the gym, but like you, I'm not feeling it.

I will do some squats after my Sunday nap.

And bagels are the bomb. An everything bagel with cream cheese... *drooling*

Thank goodness it's raining and I don't have a car.
*laughing* ANY excuse!

PeachPie's picture

I'm right there with ya, Miz Ro.

I really, really, really should get my ass up from the computer and go for a walk.

But I might get mugged. Or trip and fall. Or pass by a bagel shop and leave with two dozen.

Ah. It's so easy to talk myself out of it.

MizRo's picture

That's funny - a kneecap lift.

Demi had them dome recently.

If you look at Madonna's pic when she went swimming in b-ball clothing - she needs a knee lift too.

AND I'm starting to notice that area on myself: it seems the skin doesn't stay as taut as we'd like.
Gah!! Must.do.more.weights.

Manimal5's picture

Pic 1 is like a trip to the animal farm...a horse, a chipmunk and a cougar.

Fake kisses everybody!!

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Submitted by murmurmercy on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 8:09pm.

kim needs a kneecap lift
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If I was her, I'd get that chipmunk shaped mole removed first.

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MayWest69's picture

where is a wildfire when you need it.

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Great, another 2 hour infommercial for Vagisil.

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Thank God Miley's hideous mother & hideous father haven't shoehorned themselves in these pictures.
Tish! I hate that name, and her surprised bird face.

Centaurious's picture

Kim looks GREAT.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

I just checked (wikipedia, yeah I'm a lazy whore) and Kim is 53, respect!

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kim needs a kneecap lift

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Caladonia's picture

Miley is a fucking loser.

is she trying to look like megan fox?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Miley is too young for this outfit, the gloves, and the horrific dog looking leash around her neck. It's all wrong, even the shoes are bad

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pigger_than_life:

I was thinking the same thing. I think it is about even.

Between the botox on the face of Kim, and the teen jizz on Miley, I think they are both sporting middle age hag syndrome!

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What? No silver mesh dangly ear-rings?

oh and Britney is missing some boots!!

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It's weird, I can't figure if Miley looks old or Kim looks young in this picture...

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anony54321's picture

remember little baby miley said some time ago - a year or two? that satc is her favorite show. remember? what a great show to be a teeny bopper's favorite.

thank god samantha looks prettier.

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angel_i's picture

Sadly, I get why they picked her. She's the most famous youngest famous person they could get for Samantha to copy the dress of...the scene just has Samantha written all over it. Surrsly - I won't even have to watch this movie at all to know what goes down if they keep showing us these bits. It's THAT predictable.

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MizRo's picture

WTF?? With this ONE addition to their movie they have confirmed what I've thought since day one: the show was good, ignore the give-me-more-money movies. God help us, I now loathe these women - how do you bring this under-age slut into this movie???????????????????????????????

EvilShoe's picture

I just can't...

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Submitted by lelu on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 1:36pm.
Are they trying to encourage teens to watch this movie by throwing Hannah Banana in there? How inappropriate. The Miley Cyrus audience is way too young to watching that type of material and way too immature.
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You underestimate how completely gross and inappropriate some of these girls enjoy being. I know a few 12 year olds having sex. There antics would make sex and the city watchers blush. Seriously. They make me question why we've bothered to labor to put laws on the books protecting these kids from sexual predators when some of these girls are about as predatorial and sleezy as they come.

kiwikim's picture

The SATC movie was a bomb-production was poor and the plot sucked. I thought the writers could do better than the same old fucking big and carrie break up and get back together again thing that has kept this thing going for a decade. I was really hoping the movie II would be something creative, but I've given up all hope. Fucking Miley Cyrus. Are you fucking kidding me? She's the antithesis of what everyone who watches SATC modeled themselves after.

The irony is that horsey face said she wanted to stop making the series because thought it would get pathetic and hackneyed-if you're still 40 and single you're sad-I think was the sentiment. Horsey faced bitch should have just said she didn't want to do a series because movies were easier and she gets paid more. That's the fucking real truth of it. Well, I'll be getting that from Netflix or not at all. Bitch ain't getting another dime from me for her stupid clothes.

CeeCee's picture

What are the odds that they would show up in the same boots, too.

Are they trying to encourage teens to watch this movie by throwing Hannah Banana in there? How inappropriate. The Miley Cyrus audience is way too young to watching that type of material and way too immature.

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And Kim C. looks 10 times better in her 50s than Miley does in her teens.
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Chirio's picture

boring. I dont think ima watch this pile of shit.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 12:50pm.

Pheobe Price should be in this mess.
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Hi! My name is Billy Ray Cyrus.

My daughter will be available at the Bunny Ranch just outside of Vegas on her 18th birthday. Please book tickets well in advance as we expect very long lines. Lines that break my achey breaky heart, and Miley's back...

Excuse me, that is my accountant on the other line.

The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.

boomsy's picture

Ugh, it pains me to compliment that child, but her hair and makeup actually look pretty darn good in these pics. *ducks flying objects being thrown*

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Manimal5's picture

Pheobe Price should be in this mess.

Pimpcessa's picture

Die gelangweilt...
Oh my God, look at those whores. Women who like to have sex and are not afraid to admit it should all be shot or burned on a pile like the whore witches they are. Kill them all. Especially when they're no longer 30....

I have to ask you. Is it the fact that they are over 30 and like to get their freak on that's bothering you?
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