Tuesday, October 20th 2009

Birthday Sluts

John Krasinski (30)
Rob Cesternino (31)
Michael Johns (31)
Snoop Dogg (38)
Dannii Minogue (38)
Viggo Mortensen (51)
Danny Boyle (53)
Tom Petty (59)
Dr. Joyce Brothers (82)

Posted by: Michael K


kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Happy Birthday John! He's so cute! The Office is full of my fellow native Masschusettsians(?)

Steve, John, BJ, Mindy and even the guy that plays the big boss, David Wallace, are all from MA.
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And me too! Though I don't live there now. Only the funniest people come from MA.
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Me too! I knew about Steve and John, didn't know about the others. Rob Corddry (formerly of the 'Daily Show' - has been a few things) is a MA native too. As is ultimate comedy goddess, Madeline Kahn.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Centaurious's picture

Okay, I am completely in love with this guy. Truly, madly, deeply...

I would give up 20 years of my life to spend even one week with him....he never would, though!

Oh, well.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

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gucci's picture

oh god today begins the birthdays for the dreaded sign of SCORPIO! ok ill be nice. scorpios are nice: until you cross them that is. when crossed scropios are the most evil darkest and most vengeful of all sun signs in their dark period. i've lived with one for years.

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

Happy Birthday, John! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

HB John, Tom & Viggo! Love all of you for very different reasons! ;^)

Tyroan's picture

HBD Snoop Dizzle... that's all I need for an excuse to spark up a big lunchtime fatty!

StewieGriffin's picture

I know what I'd like to stick in there.

WindSwept's picture

Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:47am.
Happy Birthday John! He's so cute! The Office is full of my fellow native Masschusettsians(?)

Steve, John, BJ, Mindy and even the guy that plays the big boss, David Wallace, are all from MA.

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Steve Carell's wife (the one that plays the girlfriend Carol in the Office in earlier seasons) is also from Mass! Cohasset actually. Alright Mass!! :)

I wish a big happy birthday to John, Tom, and especially VIGGO! You are still a hot bitch at 51 and always will be.

BisbeeChris's picture

Wow, John Krasinski's tongue is so flat and wide. Hmmmmmm.

pussywhipper's picture

Viggo is 51?! He's still so hot! Looooved him in Eastern Promises...

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urmomma's picture

Happy Birthday, Tom Petty!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

mike's picture

Does John not have any upper molars?

Aerialgreen's picture

Call me after you have learned to pull you teeth behind your lips Krasinski, I don't like surprise biters, no matter if you can take a big one.

HB to all the sluts!

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to Viggo Mortensen! ♥
And HB to Tom Petty.
I'm free Falling!!!!!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

I LOVE HIM!!!

Happy Birthday John, your woman is a lucky bitch!

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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty

TheBreakdown's picture

Happy Birthday, Snoop!

I've been puffing in your honor all day!

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Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:47am.
Happy Birthday John! He's so cute! The Office is full of my fellow native Masschusettsians(?)

Steve, John, BJ, Mindy and even the guy that plays the big boss, David Wallace, are all from MA.
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And me too! Though I don't live there now. Only the funniest people come from MA.

Happy BD to VIGGO and John K and Dr. Joyce B, you hot psychology slut, you.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Tristram's picture

Submitted by Georgie Delmont on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:51am.
And ME!!

Happy Birthday! I was reading down the posts, from newest to oldest, and everyone was saying HBD to Georgie Delmont. As is true with about 80% of the Birthday Sluts on any given day, I had no idea who Georgie Delmont was.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:10am.

Yew makin fun o' mah acceyent?

Awls would be painful to fuck.
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My ears precum when I hear accents. I have a Jersey one. Please don't judge.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

@Loozer -- that pic warms the cockles of my heart. Greatness.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:50am.

LOL SKANKS I get up real fucking early to fry my eggs and post about Viggo so fuck all y'all all y'all alls awls.
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Yew makin fun o' mah acceyent?

Awls would be painful to fuck.

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

magnificent_G's picture

VIGGO, I lust u!

nurse_julie's picture

Happy Birthday John Krasinski!
Love him and the Office!

Happy Birthday,Georgie D.!!!!

suckandfuck's picture

LOL SKANKS I get up real fucking early to fry my eggs and post about Viggo so fuck all y'all all y'all alls awls.

Mopa's picture

Happy Birthday John! He's so cute! The Office is full of my fellow native Masschusettsians(?)

Steve, John, BJ, Mindy and even the guy that plays the big boss, David Wallace, are all from MA.

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Charlie T Wilbury Jr!!
http://www.freetimeweb.nl/home/picture/sub/muziek/george/related/traveli...
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freshfacestripper's picture

tonsils out stat!

Noooo! Viggo is mine! HB, Viggo, I knew there was a reason I woke up and decided to watch History of Violence/Eastern Promises/LOTR tonight.

I'm free, free fallin'. Don't come around here no more. You don't have to live like a refugee. She was an American Girl. HB TP!

P.S. Happy day to Georgie Delmont & Snoop Dogg, too.

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

easyaspie2's picture

John K married his contractual beard yet? His handlers have big plans for him as the heart throb next door.

Ew. I did not need to see that pic pre-coffee. HB Snoop & Viggo! And Tom Petty & Georgie Delmont!

NitWitty's picture

Well, look at that! *side eye to Dee and NoWords* I go up, take a shower and give my Viggo poster the birthday lovin' it so richly deserves and you ho's are all down here tryna' creep in on my mayun.
Slutty, warm up the Durango and dust off that 3rd row seat!!! We got a road trip and some bodies to collect!
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No Words's picture

Happy birthday, Viggo! I heart you and lust you!

*runs away and hides*

joanne's picture

Im learning to fly but I aint got wings
Comin down is the hardest thing

HB Tom Petty.

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Viggo! *ignores side-eye from Nitty* Hoor, you know I wasn't the one who left a snail trail on your Viggo poster.

HB Tom Petty! Me love you long times.

Into the Great Wide Open
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivXDLaGZNlc

And happy birthday Georgie Delmont! I hope you have an extra slutty day.

Mornin' MK ♥

Sluttsville's picture

HB Georgie Delmont.

Gawd, the spam is unbelievable.

Sluttsville's picture

Drive-by before 8:30 meeting, S&F-I'm not gonna mention any names, but stay away from the Viggo; a couple of people have ogled him and soon afterwards disappeared never to be heard from again.

Plecostomus's picture

HB, Aragorn, son of Arathorn!

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Bottom-feeder.

greenfinch's picture

thats a wee birthday list.

i am not sure of the appeal of this john karinski, i also do not get the appeal of the us version of the office. perhaps if i got that then i'd get the appeal of said jk.

ah well happy birthday sluts!

mike's picture

Viggo used to be married to Exene Cervanka of the band X. That's all I've got for today's sluts.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

John is adorable.

HB Tom ::does the Wayne's World not worthy bow::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivXDLaGZNlc&feature=fvw

Mornin' hoze : )

NitWitty's picture

Everybody knows Viggo is mine, S&F. I'll shank a bitch ovah this one! Happy Birthday, my love. And a special loverly birthday to you, Georgie.
Mornin' MK and Snarkaholics!
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suckandfuck's picture

Wow, Viggo is 51 and STILL fuckable. Yeah you probably wouldn't fuck a 51 year old, I understand. Ever see Eastern Promises? After watching it, you have to fuck him.

Georgie Delmont's picture

And ME!!!!!!!!!!
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And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!- Michael K.