Trent Reznor Married An Alien

She's not pregnant.

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:19am.

That IS admirable. Don't get me wrong, I like Trent Reznor but I don't agree with everything he does. He deserves respect where it's due.

Thanks also, Centaurius and Draise. I just don't think I like this chick at all the more I read about her but sadly I expect to see more of her nauseating self in the future.

You all have a great night.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

@khensuhetep:Even though I normally find myself supporting the underdog, I'm quick to lose empathy whenever these artists get too big for their britches and sell their souls for the machine they so despise.
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Beautifully written.

Btw, she's pregnant.

Their machines are obviously in perfect working order...

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Khensu,
In defense of ol' Trent, I'll give him props for his work raising money for the heart patient earlier this year, who I believe eventually died.

That was back when I'd jumped onto the Twitter bandwagon, which I've since left.

I have no need of *social networking* sites like Twatter, MyFace, or Assbook.

O.k, now I'm REALLY going to retire. Until it's time for me stagger out of bed and get ready for work.

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Very insightful, Khensu Hetep. It rings of truth. Trent has morphed into all the things that he despised. He is now just another Hollywood wannabe married to an alien gold digger that is more interested in his money and fame than him. The bright spot is that she might zoom him back to her planet and we will never have to listen to his music again.

Let me just say that this article/post has made so many people laugh that it's ridiculous. It was spot on and really took the piss out of the whole situation. Brilliantly done.
Trent Reznor Marries an Alien?LMAO That is hilarious in and of itself. I love this site and I'm glad I found it.

We all know why Trent Reznor and his ilk marry automated blow-up dolls anyway, and that's because he feels entitled by his angst ridden youth. Like Marilyn Manson, Jonathan Davis, or Dave Navarro, no prom court elite would associate with Trent Reznor in high school. Therefore, he married this Mariqueen Mandingo, or whatever the fuck her name is, as rebound pussy against the women who once rejected or dumped him before he became famous. Like many other hypocritical rock stars, Reznor married an "underground" sex icon(?) as a defense mechanism against his humbled past.

Even though I normally find myself supporting the underdog, I'm quick to lose empathy whenever these artists get too big for their britches and sell their souls for the machine they so despise. Some people deserve to remain obscure to keep their humility intact. Everyone's egotistical to an extent, but some individuals are bigger egoists than others, and are controlled by their pride.

As someone who likes Nine Inch Nails, I think Trent Reznor seriously needs to wake the fuck up. He's living the materialistic, bourgeois American dream he once condemned. From what I've read on D-Listed alone, she seems like a pampered, dead-behind-the-eyes, SoCal nuisance, but he deserves her. All of these rock stars ask to be robbed blind of their disposable income by the skanks they marry. They're all full of shit.

I give it ten years tops, if I actually continue to give a flying fuck.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

WEll I arrived to your site searching in google info about this BS ...

So what can I said the guys before me didn t say ..

TRENT ... GET GLASSES

And great lawers ....

Mari whatever ... you are the lost child of TRASHY YOKO ONO and ET ...

If you need a bicycle to return to your planet .. just let us know

I sure hope to hell that she doesn't have a kid and that it's just a rumor someone put out there. I was fine with her being Reznor's automated Real Doll but I am not cool with her being one with a kid. That is just too wrong to be true. I mean, goddamn if she has a kid and has posted all of that shit on-line about her personal activities she is a waste of space. I hope the kid was put up for adoption if she has one that way it doesn't matter how she presents herself in public because the kid has no idea who she is anyway. Oh, and you fuck the Real Doll you don't wife it up.

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He's to be applauded for that move then. If you know you'd be a fucked up parent, save the world the trouble...get snipped.

What happened to the kid?? This is the first I"ve ever heard of a kid. It's gotten spared if it's away from her.

Yes, I know one of her girlfriend who works at Comcast here in LA (not Philly) and that is what she said, no little Trenty.

Submitted by KarrieAnne on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:21pm.
*talking like Hannah Montana*
Say What, Say Huh???? Are you joking?

*talking like Hannah Montana*

Say What, Say Huh???? Are you joking?

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Centaurious - we are both wrong. One of her girlfriends told me she's not pregnant and had a kid before she met Reznor. There will not be any children from this union because he got snipped years ago. So, back to my original post, she looks fat and stoned in that photo."

Centaurious - we are both wrong. One of her girlfriends told me she's not pregnant and had a kid before she met Reznor. There will not be any children from this union because he got snipped years ago. So, back to my original post, she looks fat and stoned in that photo.

BTW, "Nagguah"?????
Danny needs to be offed. Seriously...he looks like a puppetmaster and I swear he probably fondles kids and old people for jollies. Looks about as freakish as MQ's chin.
BTW, Trent if your trolling ass is reading this....you should be ashamed of yourself. 20 years down the drain, you're the joke of Los Angeles..."married" to the slut of Los Angeles, and it's hard to earn that title being that sluts are practically manufactured here.

I believed this bangbus relationship up until the wedding because I understand that Idiocracy isn't a work of fiction for some, but a documentary. If I'm wrong, fuck it, neither one of these twats is related to me. I have however,decided to re-categorize him to "shut-up and sing" status after months of hearing about these attention whores' bullshit.

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I am not a pussy.

I feel like I should hate this woman, but I know absolutely nothing about her at all.

That being said, Trent Reznor's music has gone pretty relatively soft, considering how angry he used to be in the 90's. I'm not going to make any biased observations, as I've never owned a Nine Inch Nails album, but I've always liked Nine Inch Nails before they released With Teeth. It seems to me that after Nine Inch Nails released that album, the band lost all of its edge.

And none of these rock stars are ever as deep as they pretend to be. They only fuck models/groupies/porn stars/B-list opportunists/STRIPPERS while they criticize the mainstream media for imposing an aesthetic onto its cronies, while they wouldn't even court anyone short of being a glorified sex worker. Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Dave Navarro, Jonathan Davis, they're all fucking hypocrites for going on a soapbox about how shallow society is and calling out high-maintenance gold-diggers and whores who sleep with men twice their age. They're hypocrites because they're essentially dating the same exact thing, but in edgier packaging.

Maybe half of these rock stars wouldn't be so whiny all the time if they weren't so shallow. God forbid any of them settle down with someone who is pretty, respectable, classy, intelligent, with a job that doesn't include showing your tits. They ARE out there, but noooo, men like Trent Reznor INSIST on dating women who're more interested in stardom. You'd think that after these men have made the same mistake for DECADES, they would wonder why the fuck they're all so "damaged". Fuck them and their self-inflicted misery. It doesn't require a psychology degree to understand why men of Trent Reznor's calibre are always so jaded...and I'm sure that this won't be the last time Trent Reznor will be pissing to Rolling Stone about his broken little affected heart.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

I think it is sad that someone of Reznor's once illustrious fame had to resort to marrying an uncomely woman with a debased past that he met on Twitter. I read on another site that he hired a Hollywood photographer to shoot the wedding pictures. In this I applaud him. She only looks "pretty" in professionally posed, air-brushed photographs akin to a large majority of women in Hollywood. Sell the fans another lie, Mr. Reznor. You have been doing it for years.

funny how all these rocker alterna/dudes never really marry the type of rocker alterna/girl that would oh i dont know go to their shows buy their music and actually connect with their lyrics...they almost always marry asian(this guy or perry farrel) or real plain jane girls(dave grohl/anthony kiedis)or models(dave navarro)i guess the only guy that did that was Kurt and i guess that scarred everyone else....

That Cow is a liar.......she knows good and well he didn't "Twitter Stalk" her. She'd like the world to believe he fell madly and deeply in love with her wonky eyed self. I know MQ as well--from high school...and well, her friends have big mouths. She is Reznor's puppet for whatever sick game he is playing. Girl has the IQ of a watermelon, so I can see why she was stupid enough to go along with it. She's been rode hard...and well, this is no come up for her being with Fuhrer Reznor. She's not getting rich off of him, that's for sure. Wait until she figures out that he's not gonna make her a star. Number one clue all of this is bullshit,never would Reznor be comfortable and confident enough to have a woman that is a pure Starfucker and golddigger. If you follow him at all, you know he dumped some girl for bragging about being with him a few years ago. Now he's cool with it?? Yeah right. Maybe this Munchkin--who I swear is an undiagnosed "little person" because she has the short arms, big head and everything-- has video of him humping a monkey or some freaky shit like that because something is just off about them. Everytime you see them, you can just see there is no spark.
You aren't private for many years only to be comfortable with a famewhore suddenly. Don't give me this "love" bullshit either...no "love" makes you act like this when it's not in your nature. I"m not saying he was ever the deepest guy in the world, but he's had no reason to fake being private all of these years.

"A friend of mine knows her-
As his story goes, (or what she told him, basically):
Trent stalked her on Twitter, she finally "let him" take her on a date, and fell madly/deeply in love, puppies, and glitter.
But girlfriend was broke as a joke living off of everyone else's handouts, so it's definitely no surprise she's now set for life."

"Just spent way too log reading about these two and their twitter debacle and I must say not a fan anymore... he seems nothing like he's been preceivied over the past two decades. Totally killed the music."

Same here. I figured he was kind of an angry asshole, but I didn't know he was a whiny little bitch who rallies his NINtard online army to spam people when he loses a flame war. Jeez, does he also cut himself and write bad poetry about how he's so alone? Well, yeah, probably.

trent is notorious for fucking strippers.. and his old girlfriend amy was a crazy heroine addict and said he had a big dick..but that was a long time ago back in the 90s. He def goes for crazy addict types
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The war isn't working.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 7:48pm.

Apparently he proposed to her after 9 days and he could have probably broken it off but she made sure she got him and announced it on Twitter (even though he apparently had no plans to make it public).

As to the Catholic notion, he was raised Catholic (or some religion) but isnt. But it kind of sticks with you so maybe she was really smart, got knocked and knew there was no way he could bail. Smart golddigger.

Just spent way too log reading about these two and their twitter debacle and I must say not a fan anymore. His wife seems like your typical idiotic odious So-Cal chick (and not in the cool "Valley Girl" way) who spends way too much time tweeting about her manicure (yeah really says it all) and he seems nothing like he's been precevied over the past two decades. Totally killed the music. It's sad that I care enough to hope he crashes and burns (although NIN hasn't had a good album in forever so maybe karma has already enacted it revenge).

Well... good luck with that I guess.

If/When the divorce comes about (I give them 2 years max), maybe we'll finally get a NIN album that doesn't suck out of it.

Here is a picture of her with less eye makeup on. She's pretty. http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/4/b/0/1/13th_Annual_Webby_864a.jpg

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A friend of mine knows her-
As his story goes, (or what she told him, basically):
Trent stalked her on Twitter, she finally "let him" take her on a date, and fell madly/deeply in love, puppies, and glitter.
But girlfriend was broke as a joke living off of everyone else's handouts, so it's definitely no surprise she's now set for life.

Courtney Love has sucked and/or fucked every musician breathing, so how can she possibly remember which peens were on which bodies?!

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I remember years ago, Courtney Love saying that she effed Trent and he had a teeney tiny dick.

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I didn't know he liked hookers. But still I can't understand why he needed them in the first place, I mean if you're a famous singer shouldn't you get chicks for free?

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:14am.
This baby has the possibility of ending up straight up FUG.
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For its sake, let's hope the 2 negatives = 1 positive rule applies.

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Bottom-feeder.

This baby has the possibility of ending up straight up FUG.

Is it too late to abort?!

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woa, check this out:

http://www.theinsider.com/news/2113220_Nine_Inch_Nails_Trent_Reznor_Is_E...

Submitted by Davidzzz on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 8:10pm.

She obviously preggers; he's obviously Catholic.
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Well, that was VERY Catholic of him to have sex before marriage. I thought that was taboo too. But I must say, well played Mariqueen, well played indeed.

Submitted by blueangel on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 3:00pm.
I've always hated his music and he is totally fug. Actually, they both are which doesn't bode well for their expectant baby.
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Come, come blueangel, two fugs often make a beautiful baby. I've seen it with me own eyes, I swear. And I've seen two lookers make a monkey baby too. Trent hasn't aged so well. He looks very Henry Rollins-esque in the body and very young Joey Buttafuoco in the face. That leather jacket isn't helping him either. He was hot 15 years ago.

Damn, he married this silly ho? I thought he would end up with someone with class and smarter. I guess he is the stupid on in this picture.

I think he made a mistake there... She's ugly with a wide smashed face and her eyes don't look right. Trent looks chunky and like he had too much botox and an enema. His music has been weak for sometime, now all this publicity - strange. 5 months till they divorce.

She's pretty? I originally envisioned butterface, but she's actually quite good looking.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

@teamvaltrex:He's huge in Japan though.

Beat me to it!

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 10:12pm.

He's huge in Japan though.
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So this is the Japanese equivalent of Hasselhoff in Germany?

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Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 9:44pm.
Nine inch nail? Rumor has it he has more like a two inch nail.
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He's huge in Japan though.

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danny lohner is a piece of ass! he use to be at least; havent seen him recently. he went to the same college as i did.

Nine inch nail? Rumor has it he has more like a two inch nail.

God, is that some whacked out shit or what? He's known her for 6 months?! I'm glad I'm not him, she must have nagged the hell out of him. I give it 3 months before divorce.

Shaddup whores....I think she'll keep the wedding vows of "Me love you long time"...

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Well, I'd have to be back on the juice to even bear Twitter for more than 5 minutes, but that's beside the point.

She obviously preggers; he's obviously Catholic.

I'm sure they'll get an annullment. He'll probably pay off the Pope.

I have spoken.
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You're right! Twitter is an asswipe. I thought the alien was just fat, thanks for pointing it out that she has a bun in oven. So, that's why they got married - I was scratching my head about it. I didn't know Mr. Self Destruct was Catholic, he always seemed like a whiney Baptist. I heard the Pope raised his price for allullments due to the recession, something about the mortgage on the Vatican.

Submitted by lazee on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 4:38pm.

"So much hate! On the bright side, if they divorce we will get the great angst-filled NIN music of old."

One can only hope.

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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 7:08pm
Dunno. What would Reznor have written in the 1850s? Another Bleak House?

There's only one clever bitch who could have written Bleak House.

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@davidzzz:Centaurious - Would you marry someone from Twitter half you age after knowing them for 6 months and your net worth is over $6 million? Is he back on the juice?

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Well, I'd have to be back on the juice to even bear Twitter for more than 5 minutes, but that's beside the point.

She obviously preggers; he's obviously Catholic.

I'm sure they'll get an annullment. He'll probably pay off the Pope.

I have spoken.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Centaurious - Would you marry someone from Twitter half you age after knowing them for 6 months and your net worth is over $6 million? Is he back on the juice?