Monday, October 19th 2009

Senorita Cheetos In Mexico

While I'm freezing my peen lips off, Brit Brit is off sunning her possum pits, stoner belly and ham hocks in Mehico, the land where Taco Bell was born (her explanation, not mine). Brit Brit spent the weekend in Cabo with her Cheetolings, Daddy Spears and her manager/clit picker Jason Trawick.

You know, this is probably the first time in history that I suggest a person pay a little visit to a hair braider on the beach. Brit needs to be Bo Derek-ed in a bad way. Seriously, that weave looks like it could be used to make some low-grade sushi they sell at Food 4 Less. Homegirl better fumigate that mop of seaweed before she goes through customs, or they will throw her ass in quarantine for the next 6-months. Hmm. That might not be so bad, though. Maybe she'll run into her old dog friend London there.

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glad too see how she has got back into shape agian!

If this bitch has a degree from UNL, it's just another reason I hate Nebraska.

Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:16pm.
She actually DID graduate highschool she was in the continuing education program through the University of Nebraska...

It's her fault that she was such a driven individual that she was on Star Search, MMC, NYC School of the Arts, and signed to Jive selling 50 million albums worldwide before she was 20.

...Which ONLY proves that Britney was a MADE manufactured product and that her "music only sold based on her far gone sex appeal and looks that she has let go of. Why do you think that her album sales have slipped so dramatically? Because the creature in the picture above is what she has left. She can't sing or dance anymore and she doesnt give a damn because she wants out of the industry. But since she sold all those records (Which I believe her label TOTALLY didnt expect) and made all that money she now HAS to work to maintain her lifestyle and pay all the people that she owes money to. She only gives bare minimum because she has NO choice but to work.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:07pm.

heehee. Dang, your old school uniform has inspired you to gather facts. People should listen unabashedly to whatever they like. I just don't think people *glaring below on this thread and at Whitney thread* should proselytize about a particular artist.

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Also, I have a Fun Fact!:
Garth Brooks is the top selling solo artist of all time any genre in US history with 123 million sales. Elvis is second place with 118.5 million.

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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:02pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:57pm.

No smart stuffs on a Britney thread, k?

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Ummmmm...I really like Miley's new song:)
I couldn't even tell it was her!
And she says "Britney" in it and I STILL like it.
It only took THREE people to write that song!
(Songwriters: Cornish, Jessica; Gottwald, Lukasz; Kelly, Claude)
Better?

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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:57pm.

No smart stuffs on a Britney thread, k?

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:19pm.

no but it does mean slap chops aren't hasbeens...that's what i was getting at...

whatever slap chops are i respect that people like them!

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Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:16pm.

People buy millions of Slap Chops, too, but that doesn't mean it's a quality cooking implement.

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She actually DID graduate highschool she was in the continuing education program through the University of Nebraska...

It's her fault that she was such a driven individual that she was on Star Search, MMC, NYC School of the Arts, and signed to Jive selling 50 million albums worldwide before she was 20.

Another thing, you're right she should be a hasbeen because she was a 90's artist like the Backstreet Boys, and the Spice Girls, but nope she made it through and manage to stay relevant.

Currently she has the #1 Selling North American Tour
a #1 on Bilboard which an artists hasn't done in 3 years!
And she is the best selling artist of the decade.

Selling more than Rihanna, Beyonce, Gaga, Taylor Swift, Christina COMBINED....

all the while she is under a conservatorship for a possible mental illness!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:57pm.

IF anyone thinks that is a hot body, you are sadly mistaken.

Well it's certainly not a gross one.

I wonder if you poke Brit Shits stomach will "rolls" fall outta hre ass?
What does it take for her BritaLOOOOOONS to realize she is a washed up, even less talented shell of her former self?? She goes from selling diamond albums to barely crossing the million dollar sales mark.
Britney Spears=HAS been.

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Sumbuddy tripped Shitters' ass cause it fell. She's so effing BORING now:(

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

M.E.'s picture

OMG! Those clips of her 'real" singing voice.

AWFUL!

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

For someone who's been to the mental ward and back, she looks great. Can't help it, I love this crazy motherfucker.

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Holy Coles Notes, Batman!

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KD's picture

Hey, where'd McLovin go? What a fair weather fan he is.

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"Antigone is about a girl who looses her brother during a war. She wants to bury them, but the new king, Creon, will not allow it, and who so ever shall do so shall be killed."

AMAZING WRITER, INDEED!

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Hai peaches! Sup

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HAI PEACHES!

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@DD: I know, I know. That's part of what makes me mad at her. She was born with a muscle she stopped working. If she does that for me today - right now - I'll back off. But she can't. She was a cute kid but she's a has-been now. There's no getting around it.

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Britney's interpretation of Sophocles’ Antigone:

http://www.celebrific.com/britney-spears-homework-for-sale/

Fucking RETARD.

And this is as far as she got with the education, too.

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see ya later have fun guys !
HI ANGEL , STONEY , DD, JJACK , NITWITTY, SNOWY !!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:19pm.
I guess I just don't understand why anyone would shower someone with their love and devotion while that person doesn't even know your name, let alone return your affection.

is this a copy/paste of a letter written to MK from Boo Anderson?LOL!

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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."

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LMFAO at uvy! I fakkin love mclovin!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

KD's picture

I guess I just don't understand why anyone would shower someone with their love and devotion while that person doesn't even know your name, let alone return your affection.

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Submitted by Myersfan_31 on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:52pm.
I AM IN MY 30'S

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Dude, how was it playing McLovin?

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:59pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AHhTloDjQQ&feature=related

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sF4NGIjI6k

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*shakes head*

Stoney's picture

"She's an amazing writer too!"

Ok, just because you scribble some self-pitying, cliched teenaged phrases in your journal and a professional arranges them into a cheesy pop song does not make you an amazing writer. Bitch didn't even graduate high school.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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@ribbontie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0V0xZ88dhE

Love you too:)

PS *bows deeply* *scratches gunt*

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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:15pm.

Raul wants to kiss you where you pee.
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GODNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GODNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I thought they turned the air on in my office but I was wrong.

GODNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Submitted by GODNEY on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:19pm.
Raul wants to kiss you where you pee. ************************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

ribbontie's picture

She's an amazing writer too!

She wrote Someday and Everytime AND she composed the piano music for it.
:)

Don't ya'll just love her?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sF4NGIjI6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Fva3rHd8c&feature=related

And she has a really cute personality too!

<3

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

meh, this Britney's boring

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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:59pm.
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Today's toilet bat and boot slaps awards go to you, Angel.
Hahahahahaha! *wiping tears*
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Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:04pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AHhTloDjQQ&feature=related
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LOOLOLOLOLOL!OL!LOOL!OL!LELQOKPDOPFWEgipaw9itgoakv

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:03pm.
LOL... my bad. I was say hi to you and THEN making a reference to snowy... LOL - it did 'sound' different than what I meant...
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LOL hope you had a great weekend !!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:59pm.

ROTFLMAO

*falls off chair, twitches around*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:01pm.
OMG, this one's a nutter, ain't he?
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Well, I'd rather call him a squirrel's wet dream.

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Bottom-feeder.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL... my bad. I was say hi to you and THEN making a reference to snowy... LOL - it did 'sound' different than what I meant...
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:01pm.

Brit will make a comeback one day..Just look at Mickey Rourke.
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Or Whitney Houston!

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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.

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Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Myersfan_31 on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:25pm.
ALL OF U WHO CALL HER FAT, UR STOOPID, SHE IS NO MORE THAN A SIZE 2, SHE IS SKINNY

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I'm her fan and she's not a size two. Shut up.

But she is beautiful at a size 2 or a size 12.
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LOL.

*ass-handing just happened*

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:59pm.
Hey DD!

This reminds me of that line in "Birdcage":

"It's like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning barn."
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Hi Pleco!

OMG, this one's a nutter, ain't he?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:00pm.
Hey peaches....

snowy is talking to me!!!!! EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR FUCKING AUTOGRAPH?!?
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sorry i don't get it ??
are you ok?

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )

NitWitty's picture

Brit will make a comeback one day..Just look at Mickey Rourke.

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