Maybe I Should Start Watching iCarly
Now we know where the wild things are! They're hiding in Mr. August's pits. And you know James Gandolfini is the voice for those hairy pit beasts. Moving on....
iCarly is a show for kids, tweens and pit lovers on Nickelodeon. I've never seen one episode, but after glancing at this calendar, I might have to get my Tivo on that shit. Apparently, iCarly's 26-year-old brother, Spencer, put together this calendar featuring European fun guys and a little boy in a tuxedo (???????). Yeah, I don't even know either. I've always had the feeling that the hos at Nickelodeon had the best kind of acid in their desk drawers, and now it's confirmed.
Disney better step up their whore game, because Nickelodeon is coming at them hard! Don't slime yourself now!
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...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
{looks around nervously}
My kindergardener loves to watch this show. It's actually enjoyable in a totally corny way. Harmless and cute, actually.
This calendar, however.....yikes.
and the fat kid, Gibby is funny, the tux is an improvement over his rolls....
What the hellllllllllll?
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LOL that's the episode where spencer has the fun guys helping him make the i carly awards WHAT???? I have a 7 year old that watches this all the time
Submitted by rachel_nyc on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 6:45pm.
The show's creator, Dan Schneider, is the actor who played Ricky in "Better Off Dead"
Also allegedly Jamie Lynn Spears's baby daddy. Since Dan weighs at least 300 lbs, I'd have trouble visualizing conception even if I wanted to.
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What in pederast homoerotic hell is this kinda shit???? Is Lou Pearlman running Nickelodeon nowadays??!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Those pits.
Punxsutawney Phil!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
The show's creator, Dan Schneider, is the actor who played Ricky in "Better Off Dead" . . . that makes the show even more awesome in my eyes.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
sorry MK, but sid and marty krofft had the best acid :)
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I am an adult and I have no children, yet I watch this show religiously. Reminds me the the good ole days when Nick used to air Salute Your Shorts and All That.
Batter Splatter on Tshirt surrounded by "Fun guys" in boxers.
Uh yeah, are they trying to tell us something about Spencer?
First off, iCarly totally ROCKS! Sam is HILARIOUS!!! My favorite thing is the thinly veiled non-brand name items that pop up throughout the show, i.e., they have a laptop with a pear on it! Or when the kids OD's on "Peppy Cola."
Anyways..I too watch the show with my kids and love it. I remember this episode, but think I missed the last part. That said this is so totally gay, I just don't get if they are trying to be silly or just gay.
Also-I do not believe the man standing in the doorway with the fuzzy pits is Spencer. Spencer is the guy pictured with the beer belly. I do think he's "goofy-cute" if that's a word.
And yes, I agree that Nick folks are the ones smoking something behind the scenes! Their humor is all a little off-beat.
I've watched ICarly with my nephew too: I haven't found anything offensive, but on the other hand, I've only watched it 3 times.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:20pm.
that show is full of inappropriate passive aggressive sex jokes.either that or my mind is in the gutter. the little kid in the tux is always naked on the show.this is the last time my niece watches this shit.
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Chill out Iron Fist. Its a cute show and i dont recall any remotely sexual humor even if there was kids arent going to get it anyway. Perhaps your mind is in the gutter i know my mind is when her brother is on screen. ;)
PS: if not mentioned before, "carly" was in School of Rock (the overachiever).
my estimation of icarly just went up a notch. never heard of it till i stayed with my nephew. my two boys ended up loving it and still talk about it (no cable for us). i was secretly glad they watched a "girl" show (any show with a girl main character is usually "bad").
nov. b-days cheer up. that is one of icarly's most beloved characters with the kids.
I've got an 8 year old. I've seen every single ICarly at least twice. I can vouch for it being better than the rest of the scuzzy ass kids shows out there... well, it was until I saw this magnificently gayriffic calendar
*Team Gibby!!!*
I am a big iCarly fan, and I swear, the European models made sense if you watched the episode.
And Spencer is the guy I would most have sexytimes with, along with Alan Rickman. Complete opposites, but don't judge me.
I hate this fucking show. Both of the girls on the show are irritating.
But is this seriously for the show? I mean it looks like a calender you would place in a Turkish bathhouse.
I can't watch this show. It always seems like they're yelling at each other all the time. NOW YOU KNOW!!!
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wtf is going on??????????????????????????
Oh Gibby. At least he's wearing a vest.
As an secret iCarly fan I find this really weird. I love Spenser, he is a nut.
that show is full of inappropriate passive aggressive sex jokes.either that or my mind is in the gutter. the little kid in the tux is always naked on the show.this is the last time my niece watches this shit.
Cute show! What I wouldn't do for 10 minutes alone with that Spencer.....yummy!!
I don't know how to process this.
Would so hit Oct09 Dec09 and Oct10.
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I guess he forgot the rule about not feeding his pits after midnight...next time we gets his torso shaved or waxed, he should tell the salon to spend some extra time doing a little manscaping on those beasts he has under his arms. they are just TOO MUCH!
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Oh yay. More heartache bitches.
Feeling very very sorry for self.
Wrong post. Going to corner.
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Are we sure that's a man and not Julia Roberts?
Compare the figure and arm pit to this photo.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z96/BuzzC/julia_roberts.jpg
this august guy, sure has a lot of ribs.
ongoing.
Coma Caca!!
Eww, how come November gets the ugly kid? I wouldn't want to see him all thru my birthday month.
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I've seen iCarly a couple of times and never was such fuckery visible although I did find the older guy attractive. That may have been a milder version of Stockholm syndrome though :p
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Bottom-feeder.
who that guy?
All the hater are eaten up with jelousy!
Douche bags with nice bodies. Yay...... Not.
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I hear that suckandfuck.
The way MY Bat-computer processsed this was:
blah blah blah hot guy blah blah blah weord shit blah blah hot guy blah blah WTF chunky?
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
Did MK forget to put OPEN POST in the headline? Because there isn't really much to say about this.
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Who needs Open Post? It's Open Season all over the goshdarn place!
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Bottom-feeder.
Did MK forget to put OPEN POST in the headline? Because there isn't really much to say about this.
grrrrr...i need an open post
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
EEG!!!
NO!!! How can you be so CRUEL!!! How - wait. Hmm.
Meh, these boys have nothing on SeanCody.
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Ok... I admit that I've seen way too much of this show because I have an 8 year old and it actually entertains me way more than it probably should. I like how they throw in some (thinly veiled)adult humor that sails right over the littler kids heads, but makes the older ones (like me!)snicker. And I really like the set, so much eclectic miscellany... anyhoo... this is bizarre, but after reading Siobhan's explanation, it makes sense. Hadn't seen that episode yet, since school has begun we have been on a self imposed TV ban, until we see the first report card...
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Aren't tween hormones complicated enough without sending in the abs to make it worse?! Really. These guys are messing with MY hormones!
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What the...? And this has what to do with a children's show? Before I read the article I thought MK was introducing is to some lame preppy porn site.
No brainer Pleco.
Sending this article to every homophobe I know. Yeah, thats right looking at you.
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
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