Open Post: Hosted By The Beer-Loving Bear
We could all party with this bear, because dude knows what's important! Over in Hayward, Wisconsin on Thursday night, a black bear strolled into a grocery store and headed straight for the liquor section. Black bears are just like us!
When the bear got to the beer cooler, he climbed on top of it and sat there. The bear must have been waiting for the store to stock the cooler with his brand, because he just chilled there for about an hour. That store was filled with a bunch of rude ass bitches, because nobody offered him another kind of beverage or even a beer nut. Instead, they called animal officials who showed up and tranquilized the bear so that they could safely get him out of the store. RUDE!
The next time that bear gets thirstay for some of the sweet nectar, he should go to The Dugout in NYC. Now that's a place where they fully embrace beer-loving bears.
Hmmm...or maybe the bear wanted to be tranquilized, so he came up with that scheme. Kind of genius. So if you see Paula Abdul hanging out on top of your grocery store's beer cooler, you know what she's up to.
VIA Buzzfeed
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I'm from Wisconny.. Go figs that this would happen.
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Hello.birp!! where the people at????
Coma Caca!!
I found the 'links' button. JOY!
Damn. I feel like someone hit me with a giant vat of stupid yesterday.
gggggggya
Nobody's gonna click on your fucking links, tard.
Helloooooooooooooooo!! I'll be back soon. ima eat dinner and come back. watched BBtheory!
brb
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 6:50pm.
Watch the Big Bang Theory, its funny.
Finally done most of my work, now I just have to do the dishes. Really wish there was some Squirt here to go with this old bottle of voddy I found in the canned goods cupboard.
there is nothing good on tv tonight it looks like...my internet/tv addicted ass needs to find something to get me through...wait take it back--hoarders and intervention are on...
uhh....jj it's only 7:30pm-ish in Puerto Rico and 5:30pm-ish in Costa Rica. Chirio *should* be awake, right?
someone worse that heene!
http://gawker.com/5335870/wallace-souza-reporter-politician-alleged-murd...
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Chirio, are you still awake?
All the poor bear wanted was a beer! COME ON. JUST ONE BEER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
The poor bear just wanted a tall cold one.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 5:07pm.
DD they should show me. I was sitting next to the guy with all the cash LOL
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any idea when this episode will air?
How cool!! Halloween candy (huge ass bag) have fake tattoos. awesome!! ....what???no...I didnt buy any.
((shuts door))
Coma Caca!!
A Star is born.....
DD they should show me. I was sitting next to the guy with all the cash LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
Snowpiece of ass...hahahahaha
I totally hope Snowy gets on telebision!!
*kicks jack in the ass on his way out*
JJ snowpiece of ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
FML! UGH! I hate this shit sometimes.
Nighty night!
LOL Snowy! Will you be calling yourself Snowy on the Bretti show?
night hookers...
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Lol too many monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday plane!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
*wishes I was M.E.'s neighbor with a treehouse and BB gun*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
JJack - LOL... I damn near hyperventilated watching "Snakes on a Plane"....
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
LMFAO @ Jsck!!
Well, Saturday night me and one of the drunks, who is a very large lady, were wrestling in the middle of the fucking street at 10pm.
*rolley eyes*
I am such a fucking tard.
Monkey Friday SNAKES!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:35pm.
good news is you can fit through a doggy door
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Not really, the door is tall enough for my six year old to walk through without ducking.
Remember, my dog is going to be a small horse, had to get the biggest door possible.
Still difficult to crawl through shit faced drunk though.
I felt like that drunk guy in the convenience store video.
FUCK.SNAKES... I've already rigged up a trap for her... but am waiting a couple of days so it'll be 'surprise'.... she was looking over her shoulder all day yesterday and this morning. She knows it's coming.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
*Throws a snake at Jack*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:39pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry, but you deserve it for all the mean crap you pull on her.
team jacks wife! ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
sup MissJaney....
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
M.E. - we were working in the yard yesterday and taking down all these damn vines that have grown up around our front porch... (I am PETRIFIED of snakes) My wife said she had seen a couple snakes earlier but didn't know where the went... (FYI she was lying to freak me out). Wile I was on the ladder pulling this shit down she hit me in the back of the leg with a vine and it WRAPPED AROUND MY LEG and she started screaming OMFG JACK!!! OMG OMG OMG uhhhgggggg aagagaggggagaaahhhh!!!! I thought I was a dead man... started flailing around on the ladder, screaming like a fucking girl, fell off the ladder or the porch rail and in to some fucking bushes. She sat hysterical on the porch pissing in her pants, LITERALLY! asshole.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:35pm.
good news is you can fit through a doggy door.
@snowy, i hope you make the cut and make it on tv!
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lmao at Jack and ME's weekend antics
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
hi horz..boo.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
SHUT IT!
LMAO at M.E.!!!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
jack - Friday night after I got home from bartended, BH and the drunks next door were up drinking, so I decided to join them. Well, BH scurried off after a few to go to bed and I stayed outside chatting.
When I tried to get back into the house, he'd locked me out and I couldn't get him to get out of bed to open the damn door for me, so I had to crawl in through the dog door.
Provy iwent back at lunchtime and I was all Brett told me to come so I signed a Release and it was in the burger heaven right downstairs
I walked in and it was just me and the. "celebs" and a bunch of suits throwing slot of money around I talked to Brett some more and Darryl S and Sinbad and Blogojavich for a few
god I need a silkwood shower when I get home they allllll had their hands on me lol
and no I didn't buy anything it was like $500 for.a burger but Brett made DS get me a coke on the DL lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
see ya ESE...
snowy, I wish! Anyhow, I got so fucking baked out on the deck I couldn't figure out how to get back in my house... truly sad.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Speaking of Doobies, I was advised by my mother this weekend that I should start smoking pot to deal with my anxiety.
Um....mommy, that shit makes me paranoid as hell!
Bye ese!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:19pm.
did you buy anything from their bake sale?? where were they? and who else did you meet?
hope you got your shots!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:19pm.
oohh, phonecall!... gotta go, folks!.... see ya all in the night time!!
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Is it collect? ;p xoxooxo
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