Tuesday, October 20th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 19th!

If you squint your eyes and look closely, you can read the Kabbalah passages in Madge's muscles. - Guille

Runners-up:

Once again, Hasselhoff's daughter has more proof of her Dad's drinking problem. This happens to be footage of his liver trying to escape. - NoAnjl

When Richard Gere told the gerbil to 'go towards the light' he didnt mean his mouth! - El Bastardo

The wonderful world of steroids. It shrinks your peen and regenerates it in your arm. - Loozer

(Thanks Renee)

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Provolone's picture
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:55pm.

lol. those were really good ones on a tough CT. Congrats all

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NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:52am.

Congrats Guille!!! LOL!!!

I am honored to be up there with ElB and my loozer baby!!! Congrats to two of my bestest buds!!! xo!!
Thanks MK and all other hoes!
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El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:54am.

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Sorry linda, its me RichBritBigDick66, i may have stretched the truth....i'm actually poor as dirt and hung like an acorn so stop gloating its embarrassing!!

Thanks peeps and MK!! Congrats Guille, Looooooooozer and sharing the podium with my lover NoAnjlxxxxxxx * Gropes her ass* :o)

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:44am.

Loozer! Noanjil! ELB!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥

congrats to Guille for the win!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:14am.

Congrats Guille, El B and Anjl!
Thanks MK and EVERYBODY!!

It is a little crowded on the runner-up podium. Anjl keeps pushing El B and I to the back ala Diana Ross, always staying in front of Mary and Flo.

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Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:45am.

Congrats CUNTZ

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:43am.

YAY LOOOOOOOOZER!!!! Congrats Guille, NoAnjl & El Bastardo!!!! CT royalty!!!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:38am.

Congratulations hilarious sluts!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:13am.

These were really great with such a hard pic, but I also loved ELB's other one: 'Biseptic'

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:57am.

Congrats, Guille!! Hahaha and wtg to my fav CT winningest hoorz ♥NoAnjl♥ElB♥looooozer♥ Couldn't be a purdier dlisted sammy!!
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Plecostomus's picture
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:52am.

HAHA congrats to Guille and the other funny horz: NoAnjl, ElB. and looooooooozeeeerrrr!!!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Delilah515 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:47am.

"Omg! It was only for A night lord..i couldnt help that Lindsay and Paris offered to pay for everything...where was the Trojan horseman when u need him!"

Submitted by miamibartendress on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:29am.

oh shit...that fat-assed alien-lady that takes residence in my left arm is showing her wares. It must be last call.

Submitted by revolution333 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:46am.

In Celebrity Baby News, Brazilian Model/Madonna Boy Toy Jesus Luz is pregnant! This will be Madonna's 4th child.

Moose_knuckle's picture
Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:17am.

Sven learns the difference between gaelic and phallic after he asks for a tribal band

Moose_knuckle's picture
Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:10am.

hot dicks with douchebags

Moose_knuckle's picture
Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:56am.

These Extenze injectables are really causing the vagina in my forearm to shrivel

Oceannia420's picture
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:19pm.

♪ So thissssssssss is what they do with the donated dead dicks ````` got it now.....

Submitted by katethegreat on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:34pm.

So that's where Khloe tucks... huh.

Submitted by no comment on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:33pm.

When YOU get buff, so do your worms, and they get sexy too and like to kiss.

Submitted by no comment on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:30pm.

In non-FDA approved Chinese online pharmacies, steroids are contaminated with hemorrhoids.

Submitted by no comment on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:19pm.

He didn't read the sign:

NO SKINNY DIPPIN' IN THE LOBSTER TANK!

Submitted by no comment on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:19pm.

Men don't get pregnant. They just grow CRAWDADS!

dusted's picture
Submitted by dusted on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:17pm.

The Troglodytic Housewives of Atlanta

dusted's picture
Submitted by dusted on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:13pm.

Having exhausted all plastic surgery options for her face, Jocelyn Wildenstein decided to have some fun with her arms.

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The contemporary art world was further radicalized with the development of Giger Implants™.

AXE's picture
Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:50pm.

That is one seriously lost Alien. Hello? The stomach's THAT way!

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:45pm.

Carrot Top is now using his roids to actually shape his muscles into carrots.

AXE's picture
Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:43pm.

No wonder Tom Cruise loves those thetans inside of him -- just look at how they're shaped.

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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FIST PARIS HILTON

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Jared always wanted a penile implant, but I guess he should've been more specific.

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Rude! I'm showing you my amazing new Bruce Lee Edition Brazilian striated muscle implants and all you can do is ask if that's a Norplant scar??!

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:04pm.

its bruce bitch...

alien vs. predazone

Strongmier's picture
Submitted by Strongmier on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:00pm.

His right arm is super thin from only handling the mouse and the left is large from massaging the meat.

Jenna K's picture
Submitted by Jenna K on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:54pm.

Hammer in Arm

Submitted by sdolan01 on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:42pm.

Wow. I guess Michael K. DOES wear his heart on his sleeve...

the grinch is coming's picture
Submitted by the grinch is coming on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:32pm.

I don't know about you but I'm in the mood for some shrimps after that picture.

Andrei's picture
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:30pm.

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Submitted by catgurlars on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:09pm.

Madonna's arms in HD. We all know Jesus loves to be cuddled under them.

Submitted by GoddessWenDIVA on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:01pm.

OMG his 'roids have roids.

kachina's picture
Submitted by kachina on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:59pm.

Matt Lauer is SUCH a showoff!!!

Submitted by EastCoastCali345 on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:53pm.

Khloe KarTRAShian's first time with a black guy...wrong hole

Submitted by JessicaKatherine on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:44pm.

Where Madonna hides from the paps.

Submitted by emela on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:34pm.

If you look closely, you can almost see Jesus in Madonna's arm.

Centaurious's picture
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:33pm.

Mischa Barton has her legs implanted in her arm in an attempt to regenerate them sans cellulite.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Grandma J's picture
Submitted by Grandma J on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:28pm.

It's "Aliens in the Attic", not Addict

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:45am.

Jon Gosselin presents: Fetus Arm, the male counterpart to Possum Head.
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CANADIANA's picture
Submitted by CANADIANA on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:09pm.

An ingenious method for smuggling your dildos into Muslim extremist countries.

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