Friday, October 23rd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Ryan Reynolds (33)
Jessica Stroup (23)
Meghan McCain (25)
Cat Deeley (33)
Jasmin St. Claire (35)
Steve Wilder (39)
Brooke Theiss (40)
Augusten Burroughs (44)
Weird Al Yankovic (50)
Sam Raimi (50)
Nancy Grace (50)
Dwight Yoakam (53)
Ang Lee (55)
Baby Jane Holzer (69)
Philip Kaufman (73)

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:17am.

Ryan - an obvious homosexual - has 'sizemeat fingers'.

Are there any nude photos to confirm this?

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Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:09pm.

Wow, Weird Al and Nancy Grace are both 50!

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Submitted by putas on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:58pm.

Happy B day Philip . I lived 4 houses from Philip Kaufman's parents in Glencoe (IL) as a kid. They were awesome and I took care of their birds when they went on vacation. After about a year they said 'oh this is our son Philip.. he does movies' all casual. My parents freaked and were like 'Philip KAUFMAN!?' He's brilliant. And his parents were adorable little people who fed me matzoh ball soup and stuff.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:55pm.

I'm sorry. I don't get the appeal of this kid. He's just so vanilla pudding to me.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:14pm.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIRD AL!!! He's the greatest and I always smile when I see his name in print! And Brooke Theiss is 40. I AM getting mighty old....

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Submitted by easyaspie2 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:06pm.

Happy Birthday Al! You have made me laugh so hard I snarfed Cheerios.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:40pm.

*multiple orgasm*

HAppy Birfday RR!

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Submitted by pinkgreenchick on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:57am.

Happy BDay to Ryan!
RR circa early 90s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSUv2xldR4g&NR=1

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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:48am.

Ryan looks cute in that picture.
But honestly, the dog looks better. *s*

Love the American Boxer.

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:33am.

SCHWING!

☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.

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Submitted by SilentWitness on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:31am.

I don't like RR, he's nasty.

But I do love me some Weird Al.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:25am.

Happy birthday to Ryan Reynolds and all his muscles!

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:42am.

Happy Birthday Hottie Mc. Ryan and Not hot but still cool Weird AL and all the rest of the B-day horz.

Good Morning D-listers. Happy Fried Taco Day.
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09

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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:39am.

NoAnjl!! I've missed you too my love!! Have a scrumplicious day - I will email you back later!!
*muah**hugging NoAnjl*

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:29am.

Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:47am.
MizRo Dahhhhlingggggggg. Wow, feels great to say that again!!! xo Happy Weekend Hon!

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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:17am.

Augusten Burroughs, Nancy Grace, Ang Lee:

Happy birthday!!!!!

I love Burroughs work: he makes me laugh till tears are streaming down my face.

Submitted by lune78 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:16am.

You mean I share my birthday with Weird Al Yankovic, one of my all-time fave artists, AND that hot piece of ass Ryan Reynolds? My day has just begun and it's already complete.

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:09am.

Happy bday Ryan. I hope Scarlett gives you a nice blow job.

And Dwight, I hope that the birthday candles on your cake don't burn the hat on your head that you never take off.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:44am.

CAT MY LOVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!♥♥♥♥♥

Also happy Bday to my fave director Ang Lee, also wanted to mention The Wedding Banquet, Sense and Sensibility and The Ice Storm...

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Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:40am.

Happy birthday Cat Deeley and Weird Al Yankovic.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:31am.

Happy Barfday Weird Al!!! I'm gonna polka my eyes out for him today!

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Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:29am.

I don't know how anyone could possibly think he's not fucking fine as hell. Okay, so I've heard the horrible rumor that he may be a douche....I chose to not believe it, but even if he is...he's still one fine piece of man meat.

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Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:27am.

Happy Birthday Ryan R, Nancy G, Cat D, Dwight D and Weird Al! *I would get with any of these sluts!*

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by YangGuifei on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:19am.

He's a douche, no doubt, but that Boxer is gorgeous. Loves me the boxer dogs.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:43am.

He looks like a college douchebag there.

Heniwayz, HB Ang Lee and Weird Al Yankovic!

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:36am.

Ryan Reynolds. I'd hit it. Again and again and again and again....

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Shiitake happens...

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:23am.

Ryan Reynolds:

Please Marry Me.

Please.

xoxox
Donkeypunched.

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:17am.

hot douche!
Happy BDay to Weird Al, Sam Raimi and the other sluts!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

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Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:06am.

Ryan Reynolds is sooo yummy.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:53am.

That's cool that Sam Raimi and Ang Lee share a birthday. "The Evil Dead" and "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" are two of my favorite movies ever. And Augusten Burroughs in the mix too, no less.

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:51am.

What a nice picture of Ryan and ScarJo! (teehee)

Happy birthday, Ang Lee...I love your movies (well, most of them)...Brokeback Mountain and Lust, Caution are my faves. Haven't seen Taking Woodstock yet.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:47am.

HB Ang Lee, Weird Al, and Dwight Yoakam.

Mornin' MK ♥

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Dear God

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:44am.

HB to Ryan Reynolds and Nancy Grace, the two best nostril-flarers in the business. Are we sure it isn't Asia Argento's birthday, too?

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Submitted by Pers on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:41am.

Now Weird Al - here's a happy, happy, happy Birthday to him!

I saw him live a few years back and that fucker WORKED. No less than 15 costume changes. A lot of these famewhore twats could learn from him. Weird Al is a classy bitch. (LOL)
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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:41am.

HB Weird Al! And Ang Lee, director of my all-time fave movie, "Brokeback Mountain." And Nancy Grace and her Flaming Nostrils of Justice!

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MY SONG!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:40am.

I'm not sure why, but I think Jessica Stroup is hot, hot, hot. She looks better with some weight on her, though (as she appeared in the very first scene of the first season of True Blood).

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:30am.

Ugh, I cannot ABIDE this raging a-hole. So overrated.

I'll focus on the positive instead. 1. Cute dog; 2. HB to Weird Al, Sam Raimi and Ang Lee.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:28am.

ololo fuck you Ryan Reynolds, go die

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Submitted by Pers on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:21am.

Happy birthday Ryan, but apparently you're a real douchebag so maybe just 'meh' birthday.

http://laineygossip.com/ryan-reynolds-photos-gossip.aspx
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08

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Submitted by modianos on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:20am.

second!!!

wooohooooo

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Submitted by starfishing on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:14am.

he's phine! but, is he on the roids? just sayin'..