Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by Geebz74 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:15pm.

OMG my genitalss just got engorged!
That man is the hotness! I've always loved the Goldblum. The height, the darkness, the quirkiness? What is it about him that gets my motor running? Whew...um...happy bday Jeff.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:31pm.

"Good to know I am not the only one inexplicably in lust with Jeff Goldblum." HA! Just about every woman I know (myself included) has a serious case of lust for Jeff Goldblum. I'm no longer ashamed to admit it. He's a sexy bastard.
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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:22pm.

Oh man what a hot super ass scorpio list damn! happy birthday everyone!

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:06pm.

Happy birthday to fellow Pittsburgher, Jeff Goldblum.

The Fly, er, "surprised" me, to say the least...

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 3:00pm.

Heh, you had to use that picture of Jeff Goldblum, didn't you? I thought he was pretty tasty in "The Fly," at least before he started mutating. Skinny-ish and geeky gets me every time.

Incidentally, my ex claims that Goldblum and Ileanna Douglas were separated at birth.

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Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:24pm.

HB, Joan Fontaine! I've only seen her in Rebecca, but man was she good in that!

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:59pm.

Oh Goldblum. The man of my dreams.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:34pm.

Love the Goldblum. Happy Birfday you sexay piece!

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:32pm.

Goldblum does NOT look like he smells good. But he is SEXAY! He gives me the tingles too. The latest dude to give me the shivers + tingles (shingles?) down there is the Damon dude from Vampire diaries. He is one sexy MF!

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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Submitted by misskitty on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:24pm.

Good to know I am not the only one inexplicably in lust with Jeff Goldblum. My bff makes fun of me all the time but that man gives me the tingles in a major way!!! Happy B-day Jeff!

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

Submitted by YeahYeahYeah on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:08pm.

Goldblum is so freakin hot. It was Jurassic Park that did it for me then Independence Day just nailed it.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:48am.

Are there any nude photos of Jeff Goldblum?

Rumor(and that is all that it is so far - rumor) has it that Jeff is horse-hung, as in 'possesssing something that makes grown men(and women) fall to their knees weeping tears of joyous thanksgiving while singing the Lord's Prayer in three languages'!

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:25am.

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Finally! I was waiting almost a year to be a birthday slut! ( Pathetic I know) 23 today folks.
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Happy Birthday, SLUT! ;)

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:23am.

Why do I find Jeff Goldblum attractive? Must be the long fingers and the way he kind of swoops in over people to converse cause he is like 12 feet tall. Scrummy!

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:21am.

Finally! I was waiting almost a year to be a birthday slut! ( Pathetic I know) 23 today folks.

Happy Birthday to fellow date sharer Catherine D.

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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Submitted by Mz.Lauren on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:43am.

Jonathan Lipnicki is 19, Zac Hansen is 24, and Michael Fishman is 28?!?!?! What the FUCK?! How old am I?! When did this happen?!

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:23am.

Ray: You said fuck.

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:20am.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:34am.
I see Tony Roberts on the street all the time.

I'm pretty sure he had a mini-stroke this week?

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:18am.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:34am.
I see Tony Roberts on the street all the time. I guess he lives in my neighborhood somewhere. If I see him today, I'm gonna say "Happy birthday, Max!" and run for it.

LOL, let us know what happens!!!
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HB to all, esp Jeff. Love him.

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:17am.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:34am.
I see Tony Roberts on the street all the time. I guess he lives in my neighborhood somewhere. If I see him today, I'm gonna say "Happy birthday, Max!" and run for it.
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((Double-dog dares, Hekki))

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by ja_guide on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:14am.

Happy birthday Jeff Goldblum and Shaggy.

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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:14am.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:55am.
...that is, until he turned into the fly.
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Haaaaa! Agreed! : )

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:11am.

Jeff G. is dating an early 20's girl. It's quite disturbing when there is more that a 30 year age diff.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:04am.

Happy Birfday to Jeff G. and Tony Roberts, both of whom are in "Annie Hall".

I see Tony Roberts on the street all the time. I guess he lives in my neighborhood somewhere. If I see him today, I'm gonna say "Happy birthday, Max!" and run for it.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:48am.

Happpy Bday Jeffy!!! Oh how I love that man ♥♥♥

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:44am.

Happy Birthday Jeff Goldblum! *always have had a thing for this one...he looks like he smells good*
(don't ask, I have a smell thing, all right???)and Happy birthday Brian Boitano! *I have a thing for him too, but it is prob because he is funny & gay and not eligible for my Olympic games :(*

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:39am.

HB to Mr. Boombastic, Shaggeeeee!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:26am.

HB to all the sluts!

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*runs away*

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:25am.

Jeff Goldblum looked so hot in "The Fly"...that is, until he turned into the fly.

And happy birthday to Catherine Deneuvre. She is so stunningly beautiful.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:18am.

Catherine D and Joanne Fontaine....now there's real class. Today's Hollywood cheap hags should take lessons from them.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:30am.

Happy birthday Spike Jones! This is one of my favorite Spike Jones vid.

Weezer - Buddy Holly
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HB Bob Odenkirk. I've been watching Mr. Show and laughing my ass off!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:29am.

Happy BD to Catherine Deneuve, Christopher Lloyd, and Joan Fontaine!! Keep going Joanie! You'll outlive Olivia yet!

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me