A Touching Moment: Long-Lost Twin Sisters Reunited
And Donatella Versace was born minutes after LiLo. Ugh. When you're 23-years-old and you make 305-year-old zombie vampire Donatella Versace looks like a newly sprung spring dandelion basking in the morning sun, it's time to retreat to the nearest oxygen tank to take a much-needed NAP! Don't get me wrong, Donatella still looks like she'd eat your brain right out of your skull with a gold-plated spork, but LiLo looks like she'd use your brains to cut her coke with. And do you really want your brains partaking in illegal activities? That was a trick question.
LiLo just needs to start all over again. Maybe when Michelle Duggar finishes birthing her ten millionth baby, she'll let LiLo crawl up in her womb and get some nourishment.
Here's more of LiLo and Donatella trading diet, tanning, beauty and drug tips at the Whitney Museum's Gala in NYC last night. Yeah, two creatures who look like they escaped from an exhibit at the Natural History Museum partying it up at the Whitney. WILD!
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Submitted by henryle35 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:28am.
Have you posters no sense of decency?! I am no prude but please knock off using the F bomb as this site is not restricted and kids can easily view it.
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SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE YA CUNT
oh fuck!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Well fuck.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Have you posters no sense of decency?! I am no prude but please knock off using the F bomb as this site is not restricted and kids can easily view it. You people are sick jerks for throwing the F bomb around on a site that is intended for all age groups. And I am not a prude and have cursed a few times in my life like when I almost was in a car accident and the time I dropped a can on my foot but usually I do not curse. And I never curse online. It is lame and just degrades the whole experience. And for u people hocking your lame web stores, get a life and buy some ad space and such. You're a pathetic loser if the only way you can get people to go to your (probably illegal) retail website is by hijacking gossip website comment sections. I see using curse words in writing as the tool of the ignorant and uneducated who cannot express themselves without resorting to cliched uses of vulgur words like the F bomb.
Some of the posters are right on the money. They kinda do have receding hairlines. (The hairline is way high and back past the top of forhead which is a classic sign of receding hair) It is weird - women who experience hair loss do so at a % way lower than men. That is kinda freaky. I still don't get how it's 2009 and Hollywood thinks that an orange tan is super awesonme. It's freaky, is what it is. Lindsay needs #1 to get a job and stop partying so much #2, go back to being a normal fair skinned redhead as God intended her to be. Her trying to be a tan blonde is just to wannabe and she was the anti-Britney for a while there. It's sad and I hear she dragging her teenage sister along for the ride too. I expect her career will be 100% over within a year or two if she doesn't make some huge changes soon.
What's with the receding hairlines. These two look like they're all sexed up and ready to get it on.
It's smexy.
But she probably custom-made that son of a bitch and had to have a few ribs removed in order to wear it.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 1:27am.
Say something nice: I actually like Donnatella Versace's dress.
It's a Versace.
Say something nice: I actually like Donnatella Versace's dress.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
I'm sure it's all been said here..so I won't even comment..(guess I just did though)
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Awww, cute: Matching receding hair lines.
I love Donatella because whenever I get all nervous about my sun damage and aging, I look at her picture and feel as soft and fresh as a lil' newborn baby....
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Finally someone took a shot of these two next to each other. Seriously you couldn't ask for a better pic.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:32pm.
Angle - sure fire way to get ANY song out of your head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkeGOH5vy7I
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Hot damn, I think that worked!
Thanks:)
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Why the fuck do Lindsay and Dina Lohan purse their upper lip like that when they smile for photographs? Is it intentional, or is it from so much collagen? It looks so unnatural, so unattractive.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Angle - sure fire way to get ANY song out of your head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkeGOH5vy7I
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
When Donatella comes off looking younger and better than you , thats a sure sign to get yer ass to rehab.
How much longer can LOHan live @ this point?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
They ARE two coke whores. Crack, freebasing, snorting, injecting: they love their blow.
The Parent Trap 2: The Allegra Drip-feeding Years
They looks like two crackwhores.
I'd still hit it, the Lilo I mean.
Super.
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damn way too much blonde there...yuck! They look like old wrinkled 70 year olds trying to look 20. Disgusting...damn Hohan won't make it much longer...she keeps her eyes at half mast since she is blitzed out on her pills...what a fucking train wreck...thanks Judge for letting this ho go back to drugs...good job!!
@ angel_i: Shanks, dahling! Zhoo look divine!
@ TITS : You haven't met THE GODNEY yet? Oh, you shall, you shall!
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Bottom-feeder.
@TITS:
I tried that. *sigh*
Put your hands up!
They're playing my song
Everything is gonna be ok!
YEAAAAAAAAAH Cuz there's a party in the USA.
And you know what makes it EVEN worse? It makes me philosophical - becuz do you see how Britshit failed as the pacemaker of the American people? Miley's happily stepping up to the plate and it's worse that Shitney, Jessucka and LiLo combined!
And a Britney song is on
And a Britney song in oooooon
Put your hands up!
They're playing my song
Everything is gonna be ok!
YEAAAAAAAAAH Cuz there's a party in the USA.
Ugh.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
When your hair, skin and clothing are all the same color, you're doing it wrong.
M.E. - I think the pin point pupils are more the work of prescription pain killers. Coke results in pupils that you could park a car in, they're so wide. Maybe when Lilo does her hillbilly heroin with a side snort of coke, she acheives normal pupils?
However you slice it, she's f'ed up fo sho. I can't believe that I would ever stand up for this man, but I think Papa Lohan is right and needs to get his intervention for the ages started already!
Angle, that was HIDEOUS! and what's that hanging out of her pants near the crotch in the first bit? looks like really flappy drapes.
*puts on frank sinatra*
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Lady Caca is sure missing in these photos.
Coma Caca!!
Why so touchy feely? Ick...
I cannot believe Lohan still gets invited to parties.
Wow. Donatella is looking baaaaaad.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:51am.
@ Angle - clue me in - what's a godney?
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Your guess is as good as mine but Raul and suckandfuck LOVE it and it called me a pig yesterday!
and it's GODNEY! Isn't that all you really need to know? *sobs*
And I'm extra bitter cuz ALL day long I keep singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
I can't fucking make myself stop.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
@ Angle - clue me in - what's a godney?
bah, almost 9am and still dark outside.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:46am.
OMG - can we make the word Godney reportable???
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!?
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IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT
GET OUT OF THE
KITCHHHHHHHHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Yuck, they're both totally disgusting.
@Plecto: CHU. LUK. MAAAAAAHHHVELOUS!!!times two:)
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
OMG - can we make the word Godney reportable???
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Gawd Allmighty!!!
Donatella looks like a carp with a wig and Linds looks like a blond corpse. That these 2 are even ambulatory is amazing - and they said you could not animate dead tissue!!!!
If the movie "Re-Animator" ever gets remade, these 2 get my vote for guest zombies.
Seriously - I do NOT know who looks worse.....the only way this picture could get scarier is if you could insert John Mayer in the middle.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
actually, donatella wouldn't looks that bad if she took those stupid lip implants out, ugh! lilo on the other hand looks to be the same age as donatella. sad.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:30am.
I totally would hang with you and Suckandfuck, you all crack me the fuck up!
Fuck yeah! It we'll be like the Three Musketeers in a very fucked up way.
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motherfuckers, my cubicle just became The Boner Capital of NJ. DEAL WITH IT.
Raul=
Thanks for the welcome! I have laughed on the sidelines of dlisted for about a year, but never joined until I thought "Hey, I ALWAYS join in" so here I am, unemployed, in the midst of a scandal (damn interns and their Diaries!) and bored off my ass sitting at home!
Guess I should save this for OPEN POST!
As for these chicks lips, they remind me of a rectums. Oddly arousing!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:12am.
*blink* *blink*
TIGGY?!?!? Dat you whore?!?
*tugs furry ear* Whoa! Is that a WEAVE!!? whoopsie.
shouldn't you be entertaining school children by sleeping in a corner of your cage and farting?
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
every day when I wake up and see that Lilo is still alive, I am shocked.
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Nice glossed over eyes, with pin point pupils fucking COKE WHORE!
I am referring to Blohan in this moment.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:15am.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:40am.
That's is awesome Dave! Have we met? You remind me of an old business associate. ***********************************************
Business associate, probably not, since I am a laid off pipe fitter in the south, and somehow I doubt that's your scene Raul, but dude, I totally would hang with you and Suckandfuck, you all crack me the fuck up!
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I'll say it again:
that's like double the dilemma!
A sin and a goddamn shame when Hohan at 23 only looks marginally fresher than Donatella, whose nose knows no boundaries.
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Maybe when Michelle Duggar finishes birthing her ten millionth baby, she'll let LiLo crawl up in her womb and get some nourishment.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit MichaelK
that shit killed meeeee
ahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:15am.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:40am.
That's is awesome Dave! Have we met? You remind me of an old business associate. ***********************************************
Business associate, probably not, since I am a laid off pipe fitter in the south, and somehow I doubt that's your scene Raul, but dude, I totally would hang with you and Suckandfuck, you all crack me the fuck up!
Oh yeah, I also have a show on after the news, but something tells me I might not have it much longer, after the divorce, lawsuits and other crap I find myself possibly facing. I might be unemployed all the way around.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:08am.
That face is starting to give me warm feelings in all the wrong places.
MORE!
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
PS. LiLo is TOTALLY tryna steal her earrings in thumb 2. Run Donatella RUUUUUUUN!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.