Balthazar Getty Is Not Getting With This
I understand if you have to excuse yourself from this post so that you can run to the nearest church where you will dip your face in holy water and fill your eye holes with crushed up communion wafers. This picture will have some of you grabbing for the cross. Moving on....
Yesterday, there were a rumor going around that LiLo and Balthazar Getty got it on a club in Hollywood. Blohan has taken that rumor, boiled it up, spread it on a flat surface, chopped it and snorted it up her nose hole! She claims it is all sorts of false. She told Gossip Cop that she only met Balthazar Getty for the first time that night. She also added, “You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]? I love her.”
Blohan probably doesn't remember what happened 10 seconds ago, let alone what happened this past weekend, so the moment could have already been expelled from her brain. As it should have.
And how is she supposed to keep track of all the people (or things) she makes out with? I think she just sticks her tongue down any open hole from a bathroom drain to Balthazar Getty's mouth (they taste the same).
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know she had enough chances, etc. But I can't believe she doesn't have anyone at all left in her life that cares about her. Maybe they did try to help her at one point but finally gave up?
Her parents are pieces of shit. Her mom denying that she has a drug/drinking problem is just enabling her.
I don't know but she is in bad shape. Somebody better step in soon.
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Holy, Michael Jackson/Amy Winehouse/Britney Spears/Danny Bonaduce/Whitney Houston, Batman!
Shocking, Amy Winehouse is the healthier one....so far.
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Lindsey - you look old and tired. Go to treatment and clean yourself up.
Waaaaiiiittt!
I thought she was no longer with Sam Ronson, hence Twittergate? Oh my...
You know what? She looks somewhat like Bret Michaels now.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
That picture of her blowing a kiss is really sad.
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I know she had enough chances, etc. But I can't believe she doesn't have anyone at all left in her life that cares about her. Maybe they did try to help her at one point but finally gave up?
Her parents are pieces of shit. Her mom denying that she has a drug/drinking problem is just enabling her.
I don't know but she is in bad shape. Somebody better step in soon.
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YIKES! Did Hallowe'en come early this year? What a freaking face! Can't tell if that is just really bad make-up, a bad picture, or if she really looks like crap.
Very scary looking for someone so young.
HAWTNESSSSS!
hahahahahahhah even I had to laugh at myself for saying that! Damnnnnnnnnnn, look at that thing they call "Lindsay Lohan". Eeeekk
ParisHilton: "Huge"
LiLo is responsible for her own life. If she is out of control, it's her fault and no one else's fault. No one can watch over her 24/7.
I could not care less about her fate. There are too many others who've erred and want to straighten up. They're trying. She's is not trying to solve her addictions.
I hope Ali can salvage something from LiLo's inevitable demise. It's coming soon. Watch for it. Expect it.
Who Knew
WOW!!
Blohan has most assuredly hit the wall!! And it looks as if she did so, face first! As a rule, you don't see women as young as she is lose their looks in such a hideously pronounced manner.
We have watched a fairly talented person self destruct professionally, physically and most likely mentally.
Too bad really, she might have been something quite memorable for her talent. Instead we will all remember her for the waste of potential she so swiftly became.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:42pm.
I would just like to know when the hideous, chalky looking, creepy corpse like pastel lipstick trend is going to end.
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thank you! It is so ugly on everyone. Lindsey and the Empress wear the same ass ugly whitepink shade.
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Dayum...that face could turn Medusa into stone. I hope this scares Taylor Momsen back into her draws.
this looks like some GREY GARDENS shit...
Dude, Are you suppose to look like the crypt keeper in a leather hand-bag skin suit at what? 23-24? All kidding aside. Brittany's dad can have control of her, but no ones looked into Lindsay and thought maybe they should look into doing the same? Look at her. This shit is basically tragic and a downward spiral. I'm really...thats just sad. Forget about her career. She's a human being in dire need of help. This girl isn't even looking at making it to 30.
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Cultural icon be damned. Will read ALL comments when time permits. Always worthy. But this CHILD NEEDS AN INTERVENTION!!!! She is absolutely still a child in need of guidance, nurturance and protection. WTFis wrong with her parents!!!!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:22pm.
Where the fuck is her mother?
Shoehan? I'm with you...if I ever met her in real life, I'd first give her a beatdown...then steal her coke.
She's gonna die. and soon.
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hotmess119's dad.
Bitch looks BEAT!
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I would just like to know when the hideous, chalky looking, creepy corpse like pastel lipstick trend is going to end.
Where the fuck is her mother?
She looks 50 here. I can't believe she's 23.
Somebody has to do something with this girl.
Or else she'll be dead in a year.
I seriously want to kick White Oprah's ass. If I ever saw her in public, I would do so, and I wouldn't care if I went to jail for life.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
i've been through the whole breakdown "i don't care anymore" drama...but if there were pictures of it everywhere i think (hope) i would be horrified enough to snap back into reality...
look at those eyes - girl is on oxycontin without a doubt.
Oh yeah...I forgot...Hohan can suck it.
Submitted by Pers on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:09pm.
What I find interesting is this, you and your sister shared the same parents yet both of you followed different paths. The excuse of having not so great parents starts to wear thin.
I'm happy that you turned out alright...and believe it or not there is still much hope for your sister..try not to give up on her...she's still so young.
Hi guys, thank you for your support...I didn't mean to post something so 'heavy' on dlisted, but this picture of Lilo reminded me of my sister (just change her hair to a bad box of haircolour black). My sister and I are only three years apart in age. We had a middle class upbringing with a very wonderful mom and a very difficult alcoholic dad. Dad used to pick us up from school and things stinking drunk, and you couldn't say anything or he'd get angry (you don't want him angry). These death drives scared the shit out of us and we always said we'd never do that.
My sister started acting out at twelve (she's 31 now). She started hanging out with dirtbags, committing petty crimes, stealing from my family, running away, etc... I hid myself away in my books. She had every opportunity in life I did. When my parents were dealing with her shit, they sent ME away instead of getting help for her.
They used their connections to bail her out of her misadventures, never letting her have any real consequences. Now she's 31, unemployed, a drunk and pill popper and a drunk driver. She has attacked me physically and mentally the majority of our life together. I don't like my sister, she takes pleasure in others' pain and I think she's disgusting. I've been in therapy for many years and have been feeling the most confident and happy I have in years.
I don't talk to my sister anymore. She is too unhealthy and it affects me too much. She is cruel to me. I know I'm supposed to love her, but I don't think I do. I made out my will this week with a lawyer and if my mom passes away before me, everything will go to charity. I don't want one cent of what I've worked hard to accomplish to go into her pocket to drink up.
She needs help, but refuses to go. I can't make her.
Thanks for letting me vent. This DUI has me livid because she had a passenger and almost hit a pedestrian.
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NEVER USE A MUFFLER AND TAIL PIPE AS A BONG!!! EVER!!!
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There is not much you can do to change her, maybe she is in mental anguish and needs proper meds, not party times? I went through a few or ten years of bad behavior before I was diagnosed as really crazy. Now I only want to off myself now and then, not every day. Life doesn't have to be that difficult.
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Submitted by Pers on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:41pm.
...My sister is totally and utterly addicted to booze and pills. She had a DUI this weekend and totaled my mom's car. She was arrested, photographed, fingerprinted, lost her license, etc...
...she still won't admit she has a problem. She looks a lot like HoHan on her bad days. I can't be around her anymore - it hurts me too much and affects my health. I am afraid she's going down the same path as this one, and I pray she doesn't bring any innocent person down with her. I'm livid that she was driving drunk and pilled up. I'm livid that my mom is still enabling her. I'm livid my sister isn't in rehab right now. She's going to die and I'm going to have to pick up the pieces, as usual. This problem isn't a new thing. My heart is angry and sad. My dad enabled her too, and my mom enabled him in his drinking. He almost ran over some innocent people drunk driving. He died from alcoholism three years ago at the age of 56. My sister is following in his footsteps.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
I know I've said this before, but, LiLo would be perfect for a remake of 'Valley Of The Dolls'. No, not as Sharon Tate's character, but as Neely O'Hara as played by the the wildly bipolar Ms. Patty Duke in the original version. A gay can dream can't he?
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Pers, I had the same problem in my family. But the fact is you can't control anybody's actions but your own. Your sister and mother are doing exactly what they want, but you really need to talk to somebody to keep your sanity. If you know any recovered druggies or alchoholics, talk to them. I you have health insurance go talk to a drug counselor, if not go to narc-anon or al-anon meetings -they are free. You don't have to go forever if you don't want. But it really helps to get a different perspective on it and to learn the best way for *you* to deal with it. My family member is clean and has been for about 4 years. I als have a friend who was a meth user for 11 years, but cleaned up his act and has been clean for 15 years. So there is hope. But you need to take care of yourself first and learn to deal no matter what happens. I think LL's mother is in total denial about her daughter. Shame.
Sometimes I wonder if she's trying to end up tragic like Marilyn Monroe, if she thinks a blaze of glory style death will give her infamy?
She used to be entertaining. Mean Girls was good and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was cute. now she cant even get an infomercial. sad sad
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...My sister is totally and utterly addicted to booze and pills. She had a DUI this weekend and totaled my mom's car. She was arrested, photographed, fingerprinted, lost her license, etc...
...she still won't admit she has a problem. She looks a lot like HoHan on her bad days. I can't be around her anymore - it hurts me too much and affects my health. I am afraid she's going down the same path as this one, and I pray she doesn't bring any innocent person down with her. I'm livid that she was driving drunk and pilled up. I'm livid that my mom is still enabling her. I'm livid my sister isn't in rehab right now. She's going to die and I'm going to have to pick up the pieces, as usual. This problem isn't a new thing. My heart is angry and sad. My dad enabled her too, and my mom enabled him in his drinking. He almost ran over some innocent people drunk driving. He died from alcoholism three years ago at the age of 56. My sister is following in his footsteps.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
She's got the "truck-stop hooker" look down to a tee.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:23pm.
"First thumbnail, coke ring around the inside of her nose is clearly visible. I wish someone could blow that shit up (after I've had my lunch)."
Yep you can see it, you can also see her 'puppies noses' looking out of her dress. She is looking such a mess, I know her dad is an evil famewhore but he is probably right about her drug use. I doubt she ever consumes food, just pills , coke, more pills, coke and tons of booze to wash it all down.
Jeebus does she look at pictures of herself? Its just so sad I cant say anything nasty about it!
Oh Blohead...
She was with Getty for the coke.
SamRo is probably saying "I knew she'd go with any man!!".
Woolworth lipstick: 25 cents
Expired bottle of Sun In: 1.00
Flea market earrings: 10 cents
Looking like a used cum dumpster: priceless
Holy mackerel. Was she run over by a tank?
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JEEBUS, she's scaring me off drugs.
Are those her roots showing or does she really have fake bake all over her hair?
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Jesus Christ - how 'bout a warning next time, MK?! Wow.
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Hey, is that LiLo going down the drain or what? It's her choice and her fault. She's an adult by law. Let her lead her life as she wishes. Who really gives a hoot? It's entertaining to see her make such a fool of herself and then try to explain or rationalize her actions. I have to give SamRo credit -- or at least her family -- for flushing LiLo out of her life.
I wonder if Las Vegas has a betting line on her demise.
That's it! I officially LOVE Lilo. She's a trainwreck, looks like a geriatric 3-pack a day smoking meth addict and looking at her pictures makes me wish I could be staring into the sun instead...
But they also make me giggle like no one else can (other than LOL cats).
Redmond O'Neal? Is that you poking fun? You aren't in much better shape! :)
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I know she's knocking on death's door and shouldn't be made fun of, but I seriously laughed out loud when I saw those pics. She's all posing thinking she looks hot, totally unaware she looks 73 years old.
This girl is in saaaaaaad shape!
Holy fuck!
she needs:
stop whatever she's drinking,snorting,injecting etc.
botox/whatever injections they may smooth out a 40year old but make a 20 year old look 40 trying to look 20.
stop fake tan / wash it away
a deep chemical peel,BADLY!
find a good hairdresser/rejuvenile hair and let her beautiful natural color shine through which compliment her uneven complexion.
clean her face and try the make up thing all over again again this time in natural and earthly tones.
She's be so perfect for the Carol Channing life story and they wouldn't even have to use aging make-up. Well, Hello Dolly...
My grandmother looks better then her. YIKES!
I can't believe she used to look like this only a few short years ago:
http://celebrities.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lindsay_...
Meth-face for sure. Worthless bitch.