That Can't Be Comfortable
Either a) RiRi no longer has alien nipples, because that barb wire sliced them off. Or b) That's not barb wire, it's black licorice. If that's the case, this cover is delicious. Yes, I'm one of those "black licorice" people. It all makes sense now, right?
So, this is Alien Princess RiRi looking like she escaped Hostel on the cover for her new single "Russian Roulette." Just in time for Slut-o-Ween! For real, do you know how many broke down versions of this costume we're going to see on the night of October 31st? Sluts will find any excuse to wrap junkyard artifacts around their chesticles.
And if you care, here's the audio that goes along with this cover. While listening to it, you might need to cut at your nipples with barb wire to stay awake.
If this shit doesn't work, click here to listen to it.
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Trash.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
ew.
How damn hard did Chris brown hit her that she went completely tone deaf? This sounds like shit. Maybe her comeback CD in three years will be better.
What kinda boring ass, compost fucking shit bag music is this???
This bitch should be put down like a bad fucking dog!
Hear, hear Niko.
ParisHilton: "Huge"
She should have just posed with a punching bag and an eye patch.
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LMAO. If somebody listen to this song and it makes them want to run out and play RR, they were going to fail at life anyway.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:09pm.
hee... I only eat the black jelly beans in the bag of all the pretty colors! :)
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Me too! Luckily, those are the ones usually no one else wants.
Red Vines are nasty.
I love black licorice.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Wait. What's the stereotype with people who like black licorice?
Have I been advertising that I'm a dirty whore through my choice of candy all these years?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:31pm.
Why is it that we can't see nipples because they are "bad", but we can listen to this thing singing?
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BAHAHAHA. Cheers, Vern.
I tend to be of the "nipples are a beautiful thing! A life giving force! So on, and so on" opinion until I see a picture of Kate Moss topless with her broom handle nips. She ruins it for us all.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
she hasn't any real talent but i'll take her over bey-fakewhore any day.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
This is the most irresponsible song I've heard lately. Does she not care that stupid kids may get a gun and play RR just because she makes it seem all brave and shit? What a tool.
WOW! that song is sooooo original, unlike anything ive ever heard! *rolls eyes*
and i agree with whomever said that using porn to sell merchandise (other than porn) is annoying....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I don't consider myself a prude but this porn stuff to sell mediocre products (whatever) really gets on my nerves.
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Auri sacra fames
It's really pathetic when the only way you can make people notice you & your "music" is to dress like a slutty dumbass. She's a hot looking piece of ass, but she has the fashion sense of a rock. MAJOR FAIL.
Move along people, nothing to see here...
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Zzzzzzzzz...*snix*zzzzzz *SNORrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee*
"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
This bimbo and her identity crises piss me off. There's absolutely nothing that these pop divas do that peeves me more than trying to be dark, alternative, or edgy...something that none of them are. This dominatrix FAIL hasn't been "shocking" since the 80s.
Over the past five years, I've watched Rihanna transform from pretty girl next door to teen saccharine pop sensation, into "fashion icon", then Vadge imitation, to pseudo-rocker into THIS incarnation of supreme attention whoring with desperate trashiness. That's precisely what this is; it's fucking trash.
Again, go return to singing for the latest straight to Blu-Ray installment of Bring It On box office gimps and Maybelline commercials. Just because you associate with equally delusional Kanye West, it doesn't make you a cutting-edge creative genius.
And lose the cunt facial expression, sweetie.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:14pm.
Can someone explain to me how flirting with BSDM is good for a woman who was in an abusive relationship, who is also a role model for young girls....hmmmm?
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Well, as someone who's watched many girls in this sitch not JUST flirt with BDSM, I can say it is, without exception, NOT a good idea. It's the worst idea. And young people are just not generally socially advanced enough, even healthy, to deal with that shit.
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Can someone explain to me how flirting with BSDM is good for a woman who was in an abusive relationship, who is also a role model for young girls....hmmmm?
Playing Russian Roulette with your boyfriend to "pass a test" isn't violent towards women at all ...
hee... I only eat the black jelly beans in the bag of all the pretty colors! :)
please...pull the trigger!
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Well homegirl is a glutton for punishment eh? First she dates Chris Brown, then she wears barbwire.
I'm tired of her. She's skinny fat.
Girlfriend better pick up some weights and tone, if not, her banging bod will atrophy.
I can't wait until Rhianna fades into pop obscurity, she annoys me.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:17pm.
WTF does barbed wire have to do with Russian Roulette???
LMAO it's supposed to be "edgy"
I like rihanna and think her body is hot but that cover is blah
No comment on the song
LMAO @ 'Slut-o-ween' the night when you can go trick or drinking! yay!
move out of the way
you're 15 minutes are up
Why is it that we can't see nipples because they are "bad", but we can listen to this thing singing?
Jermajesty's Secret Service
WTF does barbed wire have to do with Russian Roulette???
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
I don't know, lol. I just google imaged "harlequin baby."
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Her hair looks BUSTED. Also, her boobs are her least attractive asset. I saw the cell phone pics, honey! You should have wrapped that barbed wire around your ass!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:33pm.
You are so right, it all been done before, remember that episode were Ricki beat the shit outta Lucy? Fred was all like " Ya hit pretty hard there Rick!"
I do remember that episode! Wasn't there also a giant loaf of bread involved too?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:00pm.
ESE, allow me to pick on her legs- NO MUSCLE TONE!! isn't she a "dancer"? I don't get it.
you're right!... what the fuck?!
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
ESE, allow me to pick on her legs- NO MUSCLE TONE!! isn't she a "dancer"? I don't get it.
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Hell Raul, I would have never known. Should've took the credit. I would have, but then again, I fuck my staff!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:57pm.
ESE, I love that as a straight man, you don't see the hotness in this girl. She just looks like she is trying so hard!
hiya, PSL!
this chick is nothing but forehead and bullshit
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:56pm.
Dude, you are quite the poet! Kudos for Raul Duke, a poet for our times!
*claps* Bravo, bravo!
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ESE, I love that as a straight man, you don't see the hotness in this girl. She just looks like she is trying so hard!
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-Tom Petty
Jack enjoys eyepatch porn!
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Stoney - I like you don't I!!!!!!!????
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Dude, you are quite the poet! Kudos for Raul Duke, a poet for our times!
*claps* Bravo, bravo!
I gatta give it to a Rhianna for not sounding like 5 cats lined up who's being pulled by tails everytime the key drops.
This time she sounds like 3 cats being pulled with some whitney post crack in a cage being teased with a pipe ..some screetching door (Mariah ) and costrated cow in agony ( christina)
Kinda bummed she didn't have russian in lyrics
I can only imagine how she says "Russian"
prolly sounds like some serious hardcore goat porn
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That aint crack pipe
thats my motherfucking Pez dispenser!
Submitted by GODNEY on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:17pm. Can Raul slap your tits around? You see 'em on the street, left and right
I like big tits
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time, I try to call it quits
Here come some tits
Well they come in twos, so hard to choose
your favorite tit
I like tits for dinner, or a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch, a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast, eggs benedict
They're where it's at ...tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or bangin on the ground
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style before substance, it's the 80's all over again... wait, i actually like some 80's stuff.. i guess it's not a good comparison... Rihanna just sucks
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
the cover is a crap bomb just look at that corset thing it looks so pasted in and washed out.The song...is not bad.
@Stoney
Is that the baby from Eraserhead?
I always thought it looked like Ren from "Ren and Stimpy."
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I did like that get up under my umbrella song.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ugh, she is so ANNOYING. whiny voice!
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Whatever jack, you like anything with tits and a hole. Am I right?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."