The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 20th!

Tommy Girl finds a way to make himself look taller and enjoy a nice man crotch wrapped around his neck. - freebird

Runners-up:

Sean Preston and Jayden James band together to make a run for it. - Copper

What A-Rod and Derek Jeter do when off the field. A little butt grabbin' is nothin' - Cadet Cougar

I KNEW there was no way that was all KFed under there! - snowpiece

(Thanks Veronica)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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haha...where's the photo from, it's hilarious!
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Submitted by copper on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 3:00pm.

congrats other winners and me!!

Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:37am.

Congratulations winners!

Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:11am.

I feel like I should reward myself with some exquisite lucite heels!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:11am.

LOL!!! Congrats to all, especially my snowy!!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:29am.

LOL! Congrats. I laughed at each one!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:06am.

Great job hors!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:47am.

FREEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEE!!!! congrats to all!

snowy - STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:40am.

Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:09am.
make a run from what exactly?

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:36am.

Congrats Harz. Maybe you shouldn't kill yourself today after winning.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:20am.

Brett and I would like to thank MK my fellow dlisters and the Academy and Jaaaaaysus!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:58am.

WOOHOOO! YAY ME AND SNOOOOOOOWY♥♥♥!!! CONGRATS COPPER (HIGHLARIOUS) AND CADET COUGAR!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! THANKS MK!!!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:51am.

Whoot freebeeeeee-damn funny, congrats to the future Mrs. Brett Michaels, Copper & Cadet Cougar.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:50am.

Ok, winners, you is funny and Imma let you finish but OurMissC ALSO had a winner with "Cirque du SoLazy."

I'm just sayin':)

Congrats funny hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:42am.

FREEEEEBIIIIRRRDDD!! Congrats!
Also congrats to Copper, Cadet Cougar and ♥♥Snowy, Snowy, Snowy♥♥!!!

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Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:39am.

make a run from what exactly?

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:33am.

Freeeeeeeeeeee! Xoxoxoxo
And me! ;)
comgrats Copper and CC

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by kyle3024 on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:06am.

Little People, Big Cholo

When life's got you down, you've gotta pick yourself up, look at yourself in the mirror and proceed to consume an entire bottle of peach schnapps... until you pass out.

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Ungaro unveils the first piece in the new Lindsay Lohan designed men's collection.

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wiggity, wiggity , CRACK!

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sean preston and jayden james may have finally come up with a way to bust the hell out of that joint using k-fed's xxxl wardrobe

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Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:28pm.

Lucky he didnt order the Derek Jeter, it has a #2 on the back......

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:48pm.

Dropping Tres

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by MissyKrissy on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:41pm.

Sean Jean Rejected Design #241: Nassy Rollas

Submitted by ChicagoRomeo on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:37pm.

So that is why Tommy Girl has been looking taller than Stepford Katie.

Submitted by catgurlars on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:55pm.

Jon Gosselin's been using his kids as transportation.

Submitted by catgurlars on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:55pm.

Jon Gosselin's been using his kids as transportation.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:51pm.

If ya like it then ya shoulda put a midget on it..if ya like it then ya shoulda put a midget on it.......

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The makers of the Snuggie proudly unveil the new "Huggie", for people who like the feeling of being wrapped in someone's thighs all day. Tom Cruise already pre-ordered 10.

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:46pm.

Sienna figured out a way to carry her peen with her everywhere.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:20pm.

Javier needs to get that monkey off his back

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:07pm.

3 Peens on a Slouch, bad luck.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:05pm.

The Boyz in Da Hood, Literally