Tuesday, October 20th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs


Bitch got lucky. He must have had a lucite-covered Mother's Circus Animal cookie in his pocket - Towleroad

Lily Allen is topless and stoned in Venice - Egotastic!

Sonic the Douchehog has already replaced his punk rock princess - Lainey Gossip

Every day is Slut-O-Ween for Adrianne Curry - Hollywood Tuna

An adorable little butterball baby still can't make Katherine Hagel look sweet and maternal - Popsugar

To be fair, an obese trout could kick Jimmy Fallon's ass - Popoholic

Sienna Miller bones on the rag - Just Jared

The Helen of Troy of this generation making people weep on the streets of L.A. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

OctoMom wants to wrap her OctoPussy on Jon Gosselin's doucherod - Popeater

CHERYL BURKE casts a black magic voodoo spell on Kelly "Heat Miser" Osbourne - Socialite Life

Dental victim Mischa Barton looking good at the Whitney Museum Gala - Hollywood Rag

Things our mother already told us: "The Butler" is a manslut - Celebitchy

Is it wrong that I'm staring at Ricky Martin's crotch area while he's holding one of his babies? - ICYDK

The only reality show The Hoff needs to star in is Celebrity Rehab - I'm Not Obsessed

I really don't know want to know what Russell Brand and Katy Perry are going to do with a robotic petting zoo - Holy Moly!

Drugs make you better - Cityrag

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Submitted by joan cusack on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:14pm.

Wow

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Submitted by Incognito on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:08am.

the lily allen photos looks like she was touched by a case of the crazies. i saw a twinkled on winona rider in her eye. seriously. she looked off. but i still like her :)

and idk y but the man running for his life in the street cracks me up

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Submitted by JBCockstar on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:40pm.

My oh my, Ricky. Daddyhood becomes you.

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Submitted by mariawhite on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:59pm.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:36pm.

Who hasn't seen Lily Allens tits, but she did look kinda stoned in those pics.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:20pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:29pm.

So whoooo is D.S.'s Helen of Troy?
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D.S.'s Helen is Shauna Sands. It figures because D.S. prolly eats most of his meals out of a dumpster.

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Submitted by TheJackson4 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:41pm.

RE: Bitch got lucky

Woman bus driver?

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:24pm.

hark the harold lloyd angel's sing

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:07pm.

The Hoff already has a reality show on Living in the UK called "Meet the Hasselhoffs". It about him and his two daughters (and assistant and radio dj friend) traveling around the UK.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:59pm.

Drunken Stepfather is toying with me (yeah, he wishes) but I digress..I don't want to click on his link in case my teenage sons wander by, see his page and spontaneously combust. So whoooo is D.S.'s Helen of Troy?

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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:58pm.

Enchanting.
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Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:56pm.

"Suleman insists she has no reality show plans of her own"

I thought she was filming one?

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Submitted by blueragger on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:53pm.

wrong place rt time what a lucky bastard :)

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:20pm.

Well, to be fair, most these silly little pop punk bands are full of douchebags and whores anyway. That subculture is nothing but accursed with infested skanks, wannabes, and starfuckers...

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:15pm.

Why, hello there, Ricky.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:11pm.

Submitted by missmurder on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:35pm.

hahaha. OK, thanks. *making fishbone diagram*

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Submitted by missmurder on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:05pm.

Well not everyone, she used to date the lead-singer, he got kicked out for being a druggie and she started fucking his replacement. 'everyone' was just shorter. I think josh peck was just a nice little change for her, she usually only fucks bandmembers.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by missmurder on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:26pm.
Deryck's new piece is a wannabe model and a starfucker. She dated matt good from first to last, martin johnson from boys like girls, trace cyrus from metro station, everyone in escape the fate and josh peck from drake & josh.

"Everyone" in Escape the Fate? Is it a quartet? Why not Drake, too, from Drake & Josh?

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:49pm.

I'd prefer Lily Allen just stoned - literally.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:40pm.

Good crumb collection today.
How many newborns would Octomom and her producers give up to
get Gosslin on her reality show? I say over half.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:31pm.

Ricky's legs are as smooth as his baby's bottom. Or should it be his baby's bottom is about as hairy as his legs.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:27pm.

A lot of people say the bus video is faked. Wish they would post exactly why. Favorite comment by far: (heavy accent) "In Russia, bus miss you!"

Submitted by KCo on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:24pm.

That bus video looks kinda fake to me, but maybe I'm just jaded. I think everything is fake now.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:04pm.

Hagel's beybey is friggin' adorable!

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Submitted by missmurder on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:56pm.

Deryck's new piece is a wannabe model and a starfucker. She dated matt good from first to last, martin johnson from boys like girls, trace cyrus from metro station, everyone in escape the fate and josh peck from drake & josh. She's friends with paris hilton AND knows avril.
http://hannabeth-fan.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=356&pos=17

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:55pm.

Deryck (sp?) is dressed like it's 1982.

I'd love to see Jon Plus Eight Plus 14.

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:54pm.

Even better traffic stop (courtesy of mrs kravitz)

http://registerstar.com/articles/2009/10/20/news/doc4add48b928c1f9198101...

read the comments.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:48pm.

*dancing like a crack monkey* I love Cityrag.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:36pm.

Anyone see the last Curb your Enthusiasm?

"So uhh is your kid good with chopsticks"

lulz

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:36pm.

Who's buying that guy some new pants? I'll throw in a five.

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:36pm.

I like how dude crossing street ran his ass off at the end.
dude in the car is also getting paid.

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Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:32pm.

Holy fuck! That was a stroke of luck! That guy is now down to 6 lives. Motherfucker!

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:31pm.

RE: Bitch got lucky

I just flashed back to "Final Destination" on that one.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:30pm.

Lily Allen NOT being stoned and topless is actually more newsworthy.

God, has she become annoying.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:30pm.

Re: Bitch got lucky.

HOLY SHIT. He was a dick-hair away from being road pizza!

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Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:20pm.

That Avril replacement is an UPGRADE.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:08pm.

Heat Miser!! LOL!!!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:05pm.

I'll fuck the Butler.